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Topic: Determining Proper Subwoofer for Home Theater Room
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Frank Angel
Film God

Posts: 5305
From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 01-28-2010 07:02 AM
Andy, it's real simple. You just keep buying them and stacking them in the corner of the room, trying as hard as you can to orient them so the drivers couple, and then test them: Play EARTHQUAKE. If you can't get them to vibrate your gonades to orgasm during the big earthquake scenes, you don't have enough. Buy more, stake them, then repeat the test.
It should be noted that, without telling her, you should use your girlfriend as the test subject after yourself, as women tend to be more difficult to reach "O-Level" of excitation (make sure the fader is set at 7.) Thing is, she probably won't actually tell you when she's reached that pivotal O-Level, but if she keeps saying, "Honey, let's watch EARTHQUAKE!" every time she comes over, you know your system is functioning properly; the word "tweaked" will have a whole new meaning for you. Of course with a well tweaked system, you can play EARTHQUAKE as offen as you like when she's not around.
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