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Topic: Talladega Nights (2006)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.

Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 08-20-2006 01:00 AM
CINEMA: Trans-Lux Skyline Cinema, Dillon, CO AUDITORIUM: 1 PRESENTATION: 35mm by Glamour Shots/I'm going to guess SR sound PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: It basically SUCKED, but I think it was functioning as designed. RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
Admission is NINE BUCKS to this plex with its crappy 80's style lobby with lines of neon on gallons and gallons of teal semigloss and the cheesy oval "sky" ceiling with randomly placed can lights to represent stars. Really. Can lights in a random cluster. And this is a fairly NEW build. Stadium seating and all.
There aren't even surrounds on the auditorium walls. Oh wait...Yes there are. They're up by the ceiling, ala HITS. And they're mounted sideways.
You wouldn't think it possible for a picture to be TOO bright, would you? But it is. Bright scenes had a halo effect similar to shooting pictures with a soft lens. And a big cyan stripe with what looked like a data stream embedded in it ran down the left side masking throughout the movie.
MY COMPLETE HISTORY WITH NASCAR: Two years ago, my friend Jennifer (no, not Pan) begged me to accompany her to the Brickyard 400. There, I learned the following:
1. NASCAR fans will buy anything you mark a race car number on. Even Ricky Bobby has become ranked as one of the top movers of NASCAR merchandise.
2. Watching a NASCAR race live involves sitting around while nothing is happening, jumping up and screaming as the cars go by (and flashing your tits if you're female and so inclined), then sitting around socializing until the cars flash by again in a couple of minutes.
3. NASCAR fans have drivers they love and drivers they hate on a very deep and personal level. Jen defended this point by saying "It's just like professional wrestling". No, it's not. Professional wrestling fans are in on the joke. NASCAR fans are ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS.
I was surprised at how much I laughed at this. I was even more surprised at the girl behind me, who was bordering on hyperventilating the whole time. Tears streamed down her face. Her boyfriend looked kind of embarassed.
Attendance was solid, even in its third week of release. Literally every ticket sold while I was in line was to this movie. I think NASCAR fans are backing this big because it actually works as a race movie, and most of the characters aren't really that far-fetched.
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David Stambaugh
Film God

Posts: 4021
From: Eugene, Oregon
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 09-04-2006 06:54 PM
Today 9/4/2006, 12-noon, Regal Cinema World 8 in Eugene, House #1, SR-D. The image was bouncy and with too much dirt, the trailers sloppily assembled, intro to the Regal Roller Coaster chopped off. The subwoofer(s) are cranked up way too loud, out of balance with everything else. I heard something that was either a woofer cone bottoming out or maybe clipping. Either way it wasn't good.
Compared to "The Wicker Man" which I saw yesterday, "Talladega Nights" is a masterpiece of fine filmmaking. I laughed my ass off. Some funny stuff here. Better than I was expecting, so 3.5 out of 5 stars.
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