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Topic: Snakes on a (muthafuckin') Plane (2006)
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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

Posts: 10973
From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-31-2006 01:05 PM
Location: Cinemark at Carefree Circle, Colorado Springs, Auditorium 6. 4:30pm show, August 30. 35mm projection. Sound format: DTS (I think).
This was a fun movie for what it was, although I wish the choreography of the snakes biting the passengers had been handled better. Some of the bites were happening in too rapid fire of fashion and it reminded me of the blurry who-knows-what-the-fuck-is-going-on fight scenes in the horribly directed Bourne Supremacy.
The nudity? Very nice. Pretty funny with what happened next. And the guy trying to take a leak with the snake coming up out of the toilet was pretty funny too.
I noticed the really shitty image quality on those van scenes as well. It looked like it was videotaped, rather than filmed. There was a really really bad 3:2 pulldown sort of herky jerk when the van stopped in front of the snake expert's apartment. Just awful.
I probably would have enjoyed this movie more had it not been for some rather aggravating presentation problems.
1. The projection sucked ass. Sure, the image was reasonably bright (at least a lot brighter than that very dim Cinemark First Look video thingie before the feature). But the damned image was badly keystoned on the screen. It was like a projected parallelogram slanting downward from left to right. On top of that, this was a fixed width auditorium with vertical masking. Guess what? About 15% of the freaking image at top was projected onto the curtains. And there was a nice blank space on the bottom of the screen. Yay! The projection port was way the hell above the last row of seats in this stadium seated auditorium. I could barely see the DTS reader up there. 2. On the sound end of things, I heard plenty of stuff happening in the surrounds. But the stage speakers were pretty harsh sounding and overall everything seemed badly compressed. I couldn't help wonder if someone forgot to thread the DTS reader. It sounded very much like badly overdriven analog. Blah.
What amazes me futher is this theater has an IMAX-3D screen, which usually delivers pretty damned good show quality (so long as they're not showing something originally shot on fucking video). With such a high end room on the north end of the complex one would think perhaps maybe more attention to detail should be given to the other rooms so as not to have such a tremendous difference in show quality.
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