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Author Topic: Jackass 2 (2006) Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-26-2006 12:08 PM                        This movie and its stunts are simply not hardcore enough. These guys are wimps. I want to see stunts like them taking hedge trimmers and chopping off their own toes one by one and see who screams out in pain first. But these guys are way too pansie-ass to do such a thing. Other stunts should include removing ther own appendix, swallowing angry wasps whole, drinking a quart of premium unleaded gasoline and then swallowing a match, shooting each other with UZIs to see who can endure the most bullets before dying, a contest to see who can light the most random senior citizens on fire, driving drunk in a school zone as school lets out, seeing who can jack off more horses than Tom Green and swallow the cum, sex with porcupines, drinking each other's vomit, wife beating, beating each other with the severed limbs of children, insulting Muslims, peeing in each other's mouths, pooping in each other's mouths, eating freshly aborted human fetuses, and bashing their faces against a brick wall as hard as possible again and again for no reason whatsoever. This is obviously what America wants to see based on the previous 2 Jackass movies, but these guys don't have the balls to do it. What a bunch of fucking pussies.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-26-2006 12:22 PM                        The previous "2" Jackass movies? Also - Daffy Duck did the whole bit of swallowing gasoline followed by a lit match back in the 1950s, so yeah, these guys are seriously behind the times.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 09-26-2006 02:58 PM                     Sweet Jesus,™ Joe. I'd go see that. (Sweet Jesus™ is a trademark of Jason Black.)  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 09-26-2006 04:02 PM                     Joe, I've sent an email to Mtv under your name. They should be calling your for an audition shortly.  |  IP: Logged Chad Souder Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 962 From: Waterloo, IA, USA Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-26-2006 05:07 PM                     quote: Bobby Henderson Johnny Knoxville must be certifiably insane to allow an anaconda to bite him not just once but multiple times. Or he's really, really rich. Maybe one begets the other.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-26-2006 06:10 PM                        quote: Mike Blakesley was the last to post The previous "2" Jackass movies? Yes. Notice that 2 Jackass movies have already been made and that I am talking of what they should do because that's what audiences want to be entertained by. quote: Chris Hipp Joe, I've sent an email to Mtv under your name. They should be calling your for an audition shortly. Cool. I could make trillions and quadrillions for thinking up those ideas, but those sissy boys will never do it.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 09-26-2006 07:10 PM                     Oh, I was confused, I told them you were going to do them personally. oh well.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-26-2006 07:21 PM                        I would do them but unfortunately I have an IQ higher than 26.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-26-2006 10:50 PM                  Joe, I had lunch today with my personal friend Derek Freda...the producer of the "Jackass" films. I showed him your post of what you thought would be a great "Jackass 3" movie. HE LUV'D IT! He tentatively agreed to produce it IF ***YOU*** did ALL the stunts you mention. I managed to negotiate a salary of $25k for your performance and $1.2mil for myself as a finders fee and your agent. Let me know.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-27-2006 12:08 AM                        Sounds perfectly fair!  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-27-2006 03:33 AM                        I'd so pay to watch that if that ever goes down. 4 realZ homeboy.  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 09-27-2006 04:16 AM                        Just to clarify ... quote: Chris Hipp Broken Lizard's cameo ... Jay Chandrasekhar is in it, not all of Broken Lizard (and I wouldn't call it a cameo, he actually has a legitimate part)  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 09-27-2006 08:46 AM                    quote: Phil Hill Mark, sometimes you're such a stick-in-the-mud! At least it's only sometimes. quote: Bobby Henderson what's up with the screwed up DTS logo on the very end of the credits? I noticed that too, and forgot to mention it. I don't think I've ever seen that version of the logo before.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 09-27-2006 09:57 AM                     It's not a legit version of the DTS logo, just a poorly made knock-off. Lots of graphics people get into the very lazy, unprofessional habit of going to brandsoftheworld.com to download logos instantly. They don't want to bother making some calls and getting the right artwork (along with color specifications and useage guidelines). They think Brands of the World is good enough. The problem is many of the logos on that site are inaccurate knock-offs. Even if the credits guy needed that DTS logo right away, he could have been at least a little more resourceful. He could have pulled more authentic DTS logos out of Acrobat PDFs ranging from electronics product manuals to white papers at DTS' own website. Frankly DTS has the right to complain about how its logo is being displayed on those end credits. They could demand for the logo to be fixed before the DVD is released. quote: Joe Redifer ...swallowing angry wasps... I could actually see them doing that in Jackass 3. I don't know about the suggestion of eating aborted fetuses. They'll probably drink each other's vomit at some point.  |  IP: Logged Bruce McGee Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1776 From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular. Registered: Aug 1999 posted 09-27-2006 12:15 PM                     I must be seriously old. I dont like this thing. All this puking, and fat small people, along with lots of other totally unattractive people doing God know what-all kinds of stupid bits... And THIS is playing in my largest DOLBY house, and also in my 3rd largest house in DTS. I DID notice the funky DTS logo in the credits. I hope we lose a print on Friday. Dont know, yet.  |  IP: Logged

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