|
|
This topic comprises 2 pages: 1 2
|
|
Author
|
Topic: Iron Man 3 (2013)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

Posts: 10973
From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001
|
posted 05-14-2013 11:19 AM
Stretching reality works only to a certain degree even when the actors are delivering great performances. The trick is to push things only to the point where the audience won't notice it. I mention that one point in Iron Man where he crashes the first crude iron man suit into the sand dunes at high speed. I immediately thought right there such a crash in reality would kill anyone instantly. As an audience member my mind isn't supposed to go there. I still liked Iron Man. I even bought a copy of it on Blu-ray. But I still think that scene is laughable. There's plenty of other scenes in Iron Man that aren't very plausible, but that first iron man suit crash was a doozy.
Some action movies are so bad with this sort of thing that they're really laughable. Like this scene from Torque: Catfight on Motorcycles! That scene is so damned stupid it makes me deliberately want to take out my disgust against the extremely obvious product placements in the scene and never drink Pepsi or Mountain Dew again.
This is bad enough I fully expect buddy cop movies in the future to contain scenes where the ordinary hero cop pursues the bad guy leaving an office skyscraper by avoiding all the time wasted by taking the stairs or elevator and just jump out of a window and fall 20 or so stories. Nah, he won't get splattered on the sidewalk. He'll land in a cool pose like Morpheus in The Matrix. There will even be cracks in the sidewalk. But that cop will be OK because he had mad cop skillz in freaking reality.
BTW, not much bothered me about Alien other than some minor gripes. Like, why is it when computer systems crash or malfunction in movies they're always shooting out fire and sparks? I've been using computers for over 30 years now and seen at least a few serious hardware failures. I never saw a computer shoot out cinematic big sparks.
Explosions in space won't make any sound, like the sound the Nostromo makes when exploding (multiple times). You can't have noise in a vacuum. Almost every space movie, except 2001 has broken that rule. But many audience members are stupid and think something is wrong with the movie if the space explosions don't make any sound.
Do those Weyland-Yutani androids, like Ash or Bishop, have to change their milk on a weekly basis? Won't it turn into cottage cheese and get real stinky after awhile?
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Marcel Birgelen
Film God
Posts: 3357
From: Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2012
|
posted 05-19-2013 12:08 PM
quote: Bobby Henderson For instance, I'm not going to question Superman, a.k.a. "The Man of Steel" being able to fly through a concrete wall at 600mph and not get so much as a scratch. When you have a mortal man flying in a metal suit doing the same kind of thing, yeah I'm going to wonder why his body doesn't get turned into bloody pudding mixed with bone chunks.
I guess they nuked the fridge quite early on in the series. And that's why I reminded you, that you're watching a franchise based on a comic. Maybe you're not supposed to expect any such kind of realism, just like you wouldn't expect them from a comic either.
You know, I practically agree with all of your statements, but I think it is quite personal in how far you go with this sort of things.
For example, I enjoyed most of the current Iron Man films, but probably because I expected them to be much worse. I could quite easily forgive the not-so-realistic story elements, because they already start at the very introduction, where Tony Stark manages to beat McGyver and the A-Team single-handedly by building his "beta Iron Man" suit from some scrap lying around.
quote: Bobby Henderson BTW, not much bothered me about Alien other than some minor gripes. Like, why is it when computer systems crash or malfunction in movies they're always shooting out fire and sparks? I've been using computers for over 30 years now and seen at least a few serious hardware failures. I never saw a computer shoot out cinematic big sparks.
Just like those damned consoles in Star Trek that randomly explode in your face. There we are, a few hundred years into the future and all your computer terminals need to be directly hooked up to the warp core...
quote: Bobby Henderson Explosions in space won't make any sound, like the sound the Nostromo makes when exploding (multiple times). You can't have noise in a vacuum. Almost every space movie, except 2001 has broken that rule. But many audience members are stupid and think something is wrong with the movie if the space explosions don't make any sound.
According to 2001, there is classical music in space . But ever imagined how lame it would be if the Death Star would explode without an epic rumble?
In the end, even the movies that try to be very realistic, like 2001 get stuff wrong. The floating pen scene for example, as stunning as it is, is not an accurate portrayal of weightlessness.
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
|
|
All times are Central (GMT -6:00)
|
This topic comprises 2 pages: 1 2
|
Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classicTM
6.3.1.2
The Film-Tech Forums are designed for various members related to the cinema industry to express their opinions, viewpoints and testimonials on various products, services and events based upon speculation, personal knowledge and factual information through use, therefore all views represented here allow no liability upon the publishers of this web site and the owners of said views assume no liability for any ill will resulting from these postings. The posts made here are for educational as well as entertainment purposes and as such anyone viewing this portion of the website must accept these views as statements of the author of that opinion
and agrees to release the authors from any and all liability.
|