This is so much horseshit. So much for knowledge is power. These Megastar morons probably thought I good projectionist should know everything to begin with. This is what I see.FADE IN:
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE - DAY
Corporate Moron #1 is at his desk working at his computer. He sees Corporate Moron #2 just passing by.
MORON #1 Hey. You should take a look at this.
MORON #2 (circles around desk) Yeah what's up?
MORON #1 You ever hear of this web site Film-Tech?
MORON #2 (looking at monitor) No. Is it anything like Variety
or Box Office?
MORON #1 Well no. It's more technical. But check this
topic out. It's about our company.
MORON #2 Oh good. I sure hope it's flattering.
MORON #1 No. In fact it makes us sound like we just got
out of college and decided to start a business
on a whim.
MORON #2 You told me nobody would know!
MORON #1 Well nobody had to. Until this... (glances at the
computer monitor) ... J.C. guy started asking
questions. Just read it.
Moron #2 starts reading. He turns red and his neck veins protrude as the post processes.
MORON #2 What did we even hire him for!? With all the damn
questions he's asking. It seems he doesn't know
anything about anything!
MORON #1 Well this... (glances back at monitor)
... J.C. guy certainly makes us look inexperienced.
MORON #2 BRING HIM TO ME!!!
J.C. enters the office before the two morons.
J.C. You wanted to see me sir? Sirs?
MORON #1 Yes. Why are you posting things about this company
on this web site?
J.C. Well sir... I just wanted to know as much as I
could to make our presentation the best it could
be. Give it my all and all that.
MORON #2 Well that's fine and dandy but we look stupid.
J.C. Sir?
MORON #2 You are a projectionist. Not a P.R. agent. We don't
expect you to understand anything but film. And from
all your questions it doesn't seem like that much.
(glances at monitor) J.C. You are forbidden to post
any messages on this web site ever again if you wish
to remain in our employ.
J.C. Yes sir.
MORON #2 And you are to delete all the posts that you have made.
I no longer wish for you to exist on that web site.
J.C. Yes sir.
MORON #2 Good. Now you may lick my shoes.
FADE OUT:
Megastar. HA! More like Megadickheads.
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The man with the magic hands.