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Author Topic: Confusius Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-07-2004 08:51 AM                        Rated PG Confusius say... foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-20-2004 03:41 PM                        Rated PG Confucius says: Man who lay women on ground,have piece on earth.  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 03-31-2005 01:12 PM                 It has been 375 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-31-2005 01:12 PM                        Rated G Confucious say: "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-19-2005 09:31 AM                        Rated G Confucius Say: Unsanitary is the woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-24-2005 07:16 AM                        Rated G "He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves." (Chinese proverb)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-25-2006 05:46 AM                        Rated G B.B. The tongue is like a sharp knife; It kills without drawing blood. ~ Chinese Proverb  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-21-2006 02:34 PM                        Rated G Lorraine "The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago - the second best time is now." --Confucius  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 04-22-2007 03:18 PM                 It has been 397 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-22-2007 03:18 PM                        Rated G To put the world in order, We must first put the nation in order, We must first put the family in order,We must first cultivate our personal life, We must first set our hearts right (with God) ~ Confucius  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-16-2007 11:20 AM                        Rated G Confucius say Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who make love to girl on hill...he no on level. Honeymoon over when man who wispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-20-2008 08:21 AM                        Rated G Rani Andrew Chinese Proverb: 'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others'.  |  IP: Logged

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