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Useless fact - Waterloo.

The battle was not fought at Waterloo. It was fought about four miles away at a point between the two villages of Pancenoit and Mont-St.-Jean.

However,Wellington stayed in Waterloo the night before the battle, and returned there afterward to write his victory dispatch,as his friend Alexander Gordon, one leg blown off,lay dying on Wellington's bed.

The turning point actually occurred when the Prussian troops arrived to reinforce Wellington's men.

The duke rallied his forces to make a great charge against Napoleon's army,fighting fiercely and hopelessly,with Napoleon's famous Imperial
Guard in the front lines.

As night fell, an English officer sent a message to the commander of the guard to surrender.History says that he replied,"The Guard dies but never surrenders." What he really said was "Shit" (in French, merde).

~source used: "The Dictionary of Misinformation" by Tom Burnam~

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Useless fact - How are the hulls removed from sunflower seeds? (Chew and spit isn't a good method for commercial production.[/b]

Removing hulls from sunflower seeds can be an elaborate process often requiring a variety of different machines.The hulls are typically removed with an air huller.Air is fed down the barrel of the machine at a high velocity. The high-speed air is propelled into a chamber containing the seeds.The force of the air hurls the sunflower seeds against a metal plate causing the husks to break free from the seed.

Another machine is then used to separate the hulls from the seeds, while still another machine is used to clean the seeds.

If you enjoy eating sunflower seeds and can't afford an air huller, simply get a coffee can and fill it about half full with sunflower seeds. Punch a small hole in the can just large enough for an air hose to fit in.Then shoot the air into the coffee can and it will break most of the hulls and separate them from the seeds.

~source used: "What Makes Flamingos Pink?" by Bill McLain

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Useless fact - Why do dogs sometimes turn around several times before they lie down for a nap?


Domestic dogs, being descendants of wild dogs, still retain some of the wild dog's natural instincts.One of these instincts,it is believed,accounts for the way dogs oftcn prepare for a nap.

Since wild dogs live in the forest or the brush,they often have had to trample down grass and weeds to make a comfortable place to lie down.They do this by walking around and around in a tight circle. It is speculated that remnants of this instinct may account for the domestic dog's tendency to turn around a few times before it lies down for a nap.

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Useless fact - Salt in prepared foods?


There is considerable evidence linking salt intake with high blood pressure. However,those who choose,or are advised,to reduce salt
intake may find some surprises;things aren't always what they seem.

According to Consumer Reports for March 1979,the sodium content of many prepared foods cannot be determined on the basis of taste, (Salt, or sodium chloride,is about 40 percent sodium.)

For example, a one-ounce serving of a popular brand of corn I flakes contains nearly twice as much sodium as an ounce of cocktail peanuts.

Two slices of a brand of white bread sold nationally contain more sodium than an ounce of potato chips - which is quite a few; commonly,
a full bag of potato chips will contain only four or five ounces.

Even those prepared foods that one associates with sugar rather than salt can be high in sodium.Half cup of one brand of instant chocolate-flavored pudding,for example,exceeds in sodium content three slices of bacon,and by a wide margin.A frozen chicken dinner may contain more than half of the daily sodium allotment for persons placed on a mild low-sodium diet,a hamburger from one of the large franchised chains about three quarters.

Although there is still some dispute about the exact role salt plays in high blood pressure, several studies have shown that in cultures where salt intake is high, so is the incidence of highblood pressure.
The medical term for high blood pressure is "hypertension."

As "Consumer Reports" points out,this term leads many to associate it only with tense, high-strung individuals. But this is a misconception;
easygoing,relaxed types are also susceptible.

Those who do associate hypertension with tenseness and "drive," and who may still tend to think,consciously or otherwise,of blacks as happy-go-lucky extroverts should know that hypertension is twice as common among blacks as whites;that in blacks it develops earlier in life and causes higher mortality at younger ages than in whites.

~source used "More Misinformation" by Tom Burnam~

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Useless fact - Why do cowboys wear such unique boots?


There are three characteristics of cowboy boots that make them unique.These are the pointed toe,the high heel,and the wide,unlaced top.

The reasons for these are as follows: the pointed toe is to make it easy for the cowboy to insert his foot into the stirrup;the high heel is to enable his foot to get a firm hold on the stirrup; and the wide top is so the cowboy's foot can easily slip out of his boot if he falls off his horse in such a way that his boot gets caught in the stirrup.

~source used: "Ever Wonder Why?" by Douglas B. Smith~

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Useless fact - What is the Richter scale?


A logarithmic scale that gauges the magnitude of an earthquake's force. Invented by Charles Richter in 1935, it is measured on a seismograph machine, interpreting the data the machine picks up from the Earth's vibrations.

Each number is 10 times more powerful than the previous number. For
example,a quake that registers 8.0 is 10 times stronger than one
that measures 7.0;100 times more powerful than one that measures
6.0; and 1,000 times more intense than one that measures 5.0.

The scale is from 1 to 9 but is technically open-ended.Many factors influence what occurs during a quake, but the basic scale is as follows:

1.0 Detectable only by instruments

2.0 Barely detectable, even near epicenter

3.0 Felt indoors

4.0 Felt by most people; slight damage

5.0 Felt by all; damage minor to moderate

6.0 Moderately destructive

7.0 Major damage

8+ Total and major damage

~source used: "Just Curious Jeeves" by Jack Mingo & Erin Barrett~

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Useless fact - Is it true that if you ate nothing but carrots you would turn orange?Sure is. If you really got carried away you might even die, and boy, would you make a strange-looking corpse. But death from carrot poisoning is pretty rare—probably about as rare as green
potato chip poisoning.Either way, we would definitely want to go to the wake.

Carrots contain an orange pigment,or coloring,called carotene.
Eat enough of them (try bushels), and you could get carotenosis, in which the skin turns orange.Don't let this talk of carrot overdoses scare you, though. Carotene in normal amounts is good for you. Some scientists believe it even helps prevent cancer. In addition to carrots, carotene can be found in cantaloupe, squash, and broccoli. Why isn't the good stuff ever in hot dogs or Chicken McNuggets?

That's a question even we can't answer.

~source used: "Know It All" by Ed Zotti~

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Useless fact - Why are stop signs red?


While yellow is the most visible color in the spectrum, red is the most exciting.The color red elevates the blood pressure,increases the pulse rate,and heightens nervous tension. This makes red the color most likely to attract human attention,and this is exactly what is needed for stop signs.

It has been speculated that the color red has this effect because it is the color of human blood.Humans have been conditioned over millions of years to react strongly to the sight of blood as a sign that something is very wrong.

~source used: "Ever Wonder Why?" by Douglas B. Smith~ [Big Grin]

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Useless fact - How many insect parts are allowed to be in peanut butter before it's legally considered unsanitary?


How much do you want to know?Unfortunately,growing and storing food is not a completely sterile industry;some impurities will sneak in on tiny feet and wings.

Peanut butter,by federal safety standards,may have up to 210 or more insect fragments per 700 grams, an average-size jar of peanut butter. But wait,that's just the insect part.That same average jar of peanut butter may also contain up to seven whole rodent hairs at no extra charge before it's considered unsanitary.

For a complete listing from the seeFDA's Food Defect Action Levels Handbook

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Why doesn't the cobra strike the snake charmer?


It is not the flute music that keeps the cobra from striking,because a cobra is stone deaf.The snake does have an auditory nerve, but it cannot detect sound. It can only sense vibrations from the ground. The snake used by most snake charmers is not the aggressive king cobra, which is quick to strike at almost anything, but the asiatic cobra, a much quieter snake and one less likely to strike at a large target, especially one too large for it to eat.Even so,the snake charmer takes no chances, and so keeps his hands and the flute in constant motion so that the snake can never quite get into position to strike.

[b]~source used: "Ever Wonder Why?" By Douglas B. Smith~[/b

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Today's useless fact - Why do fireflies light up?


Fireflies live most of their short lives as larvae,eating like fiends in order to build up energy for sex.Come summertime,the larvae transform into the blinking,winged beetles we know so well.But their days are numbered (to about seven,in fact),so they spend nearly every minute engaged in a frantic hunt for a mate.Which is where those little bursts of bioluminescence—caused by a complex chemical reaction involving an enzyme known as luciferase—come in. "It's the way male lightning bugs advertise their services,"explains University of Florida entomologist James E. Lloyd, noting that each species has its own signature style,composed of complicated variations of flickers and pulses.When the waiting female,hunkered safely in the grass or atop a branch,lays her tiny beetle eyes on a particularly
enticing sexual semaphore,she flashes a slow,seductive come-hither signal and mating begins—a feat that can take hours.Could there be a more compelling reason to free them from their mason jars?

~source used: "Why Moths Hate Thomas Edison" by Hampton Sides~

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Useless fact - Is it true you can only stand eggs on end one day out of the year?


According to legend,the one day a year you can stand eggs on end is March 21,the first day of spring, also known as the "vernal equinox".

On the vernal equinox,day and night are the same length,and the sun passes directly over the earth's equator. A few folks got the idea this meant the force of gravity was put in balance somehow, making it easier to balance eggs.

Well, here's a news flash:You can stand eggs on end any 'old time', not just on the vernal equinox.All you need are steady hands and a lot of patience.Also,it wouldn't hurt to have about a dozen eggs. (Some are flatter on the bottom than others.) Our method is to concentrate,try hard, and if at first you don't succeed, give up.

No sense killing yourself over a stupid egg.Besides,the next one in the box may be easier.It helps if you shake the egg up first,by the way.That breaks loose the yolk. Normally,the yolk hangs in the center of the egg from two bands called "chalazae" (they're the white stringy things you sometimes see attached to the yolk when you break the egg). Break the chalazae and the yolk sinks to the bottom.That
makes the egg bottom heavy and easier to stand up.It's also cheating. But if the audience is waiting and your reputation is on the line... well, let your conscience be your guide.

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Useless fact - Why are gasoline prices listed to three decimal places, such as $1.479 per gallon?


Many years ago gasoline taxes were less than a cent per gallon.The oil companies simply added the required tax to the current price per gallon.For example, if the tax was nine tenths of a cent,or $0.009 and the price of gasoline was $0.25 per gallon, then the two added together became $0.259. Over a period of time this practice became a custom.

The price of gasoline is determined by the price of crude oil,
refining costs,transportation and storage costs,and taxes.Taxes are often 40 percent of the cost per gallon.Because many people feel that "gasoline is gasoline," they wonder why some gasoline stations have lower prices than others. Actually, gasoline sold by different stations is different. Although each manufacturer must adhere to strict government regulations, many manufacturers add antioxidants, metal deactivators, corrosion inhibitors, and other elements to the
gasoline. Each manufacturer has its own "package of additives."
Higher-priced gasolines have many additives,cheaper gasolines have few if any. [Big Grin]

~source used: "Do Fish Drink Water" by Bill McLain~

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Useless fact - Can you die from a black widow spider bite?


It's possible, but most people don't.

Although a female blackwidow is not particularly aggressive, she is quite poisonous and will bite to defend herself (males are harmless). Her bite is painful and frightening, and there isn't much that can be done to reverse its effects.

However, the symptoms can be some what alleviated, and a medical professional can monitor the victim.

Symptoms start with a stinging pinprick at the location of the bite. Numbing pain soon follows, often accompanied by some swelling. Within 30 minutes, usually, severe stomach pains and clenching of the abdominal muscles begin, After a while, spasms and severe pain in the arms, legs, and often the feet set it.

The most frightening aspects are temporary paralysis, chest constriction, and difficulty swallowing. If you are bitten, it's a good idea to seek out a doctor. Those at risk of dying are the very young, the very old, and those with illnesses or allergies.

A black widow spider bite has about a 1% fatality rate.

~source used: "Just Curious Jeeves"by Jack Mingo & Erin Barrett~

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Useless fact - Why do cars in some countries drive on the left side of the road,and in others on the right?


The custom of driving on the left or right side of the road varies from country to country,and its origins predate the invention of the automobile.

During the 1700s,in England,horse-drawn coaches were the main mode of transportation for urban dwellers.British coachmen used to sit on a seat on the right side of the carriage. If the coach traveled down the right side of the road,the coachman's whip would have hit pedestrians strolling along the adjacent sidewalk. By keeping to the left,the coachman had room to use his whip and the pedestrians were
safe.The coach drivers could just as easily have sat on the left side and driven on the right,but that is not the way it turned out.

Cars in France,England's neighbor,drive on the right side of the road for reasons also related to the horse and buggy.Eighteenth-century French coachmen rode on the left side of the pair of pulling horses, and drove on the left side of the road.This caused the horses to pull to the left and up onto the sidewalk. They were subsequently ordered to stay to the right to protect pedestrians.It makes practically no difference today which side of the road is driven on,as long as everyone uses the same side!

~source used: "Thoughts for the Throne" by Don Voorhees

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