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Author Topic: Toasts - Blessings and Graces Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-12-2002 08:05 AM                        Rated G Drink to the girls and drink to their mothers, Drink to their fathers and to their brothers Toast their dear healths as long as your able, And dream of their charms while under the table. --Thomas D'urfey  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-12-2002 10:38 AM                        Rated G Here's to my mother-in-laws daughter, Here's to her father-in-law's son; And here's to the vows we've just taken, And the life we've just begun. --Ralph Waldo Emerson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-12-2002 10:44 AM                        Rated G Tho' a kiss be a-miss, She who misses the kisses As Miss without kiss May miss being a Mrs. And he who, a-miss Thinks both Missed and Kisses Will miss Miss and Kiss And the kisses of the Mrs. --Paul Dickson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-17-2002 09:47 AM                        Rated G Colorado The Cattle upon a thousand hills, and the gold of El Dorado, All kinds of climate, but darn few ills: Full Glasses - To Colorado! -W.E.P. French  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-17-2002 09:51 AM                        Rated G California In the fold of the grape let's pledge her, Land favored by luck and fate, California must be heaven, for she owns the golden gate -W.E.P. French  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-17-2002 09:55 AM                        Rated G Iowa Iowa - may the affections of her people, like the rivers of her border, flow to an inseparable union. -Honorable Enoch W. Eastman Ex-lieutenant governor of Iowa  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-26-2002 10:12 AM                        Rated G Here's to good-byes-that they never be spoken! Here's to friendships-may they never be broken! --James Thurber  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-26-2002 10:16 AM                        Rated G I used to know a clever toast, But pshaw! I cannot think it- So fill,your glass to anything And, bless your souls, I'll drink it. --Paul Dickson  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-10-2003 03:20 PM                        Rated G Not the Laurel-but the race, Not the quarry-but the chase; Not the dice-but the play May I, Lord, enjoy always! --Anonamous  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-18-2003 12:59 PM                        Rated G Donnie Johnson (An Irish Toast) Here's to you,& here's to me, may we never disagree, but if we do, the HELL with you, & here's to ME.  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 03-14-2005 09:06 AM                 It has been 726 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-14-2005 09:06 AM                        Rated G I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often I'm beginning to worry about my own. Here's to good-byes-that they never be spoken! Here's to friendships-may they never be broken!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-14-2005 09:08 AM                        Rated G Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. --James Thurber  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-07-2005 01:44 PM                        Rated G I just received a copy of the toast supposedly made by General Louis Wilson, Congressional Medal of Honor winner and former Commandant of the Marine Corps at the Marine Corps Birthday celebration a few years ago. I thought you all would appreciate the sentiment in it. Booty, your son the former Marine,would understand this and perhaps could use it in one of his sermons on "Love". Semper Fidelis TO LOVE: "THE WONDERFUL LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL MAID, THE LOVE OF A STAUNCH, TRUE MAN, THE LOVE OF A BABY, UNAFRAID, HAVE EXISTED SINCE TIME BEGAN. BUT THE GREATEST OF LOVES, THE QUINTESSENCE OF LOVES, EVEN GREATER THAN THAT OF A MOTHER, IS THE TENDER, PASSIONATE, INFINITE LOVE, OF ONE DRUNKEN MARINE FOR ANOTHER."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-15-2005 01:31 PM                        Rated G Irish Drinking Toasts May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Here's to me, and here's to you, And here's to love and laughter- I'll be true as long as you, And not one moment after. Here's to you and yours And to mine and ours. And if mine and ours Ever come across to you and yours, I hope you and yours will do As much for mine and ours As mine and ours have done For you and yours! Health and life to you; The mate of your choice to you; Land without rent to you, And death in Eirinn. Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies! When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven! Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer—and another one! Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!  |  IP: Logged

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