Film-Tech Cinema Systems
Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE


  
my profile | my password | search | faq & rules | forum home
  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE   » Community   » Bob Maar's Joke-A-Thon   » Helpful Hints (Page 3)

 
This topic comprises 6 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6 
 
Author Topic: Helpful Hints
Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-22-2006 03:57 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Add Fitness to your Daily Routine.


If you find you can't devote enough time to getting in shape as you would like, there are still plenty of ways you can keep your body active while going about your normal routine.

Try to use stairways instead of elevators whenever possible.

If you can walk there or take a bike, let your body burn energy instead of taking your car.

If you are driving, instead of wasting time looking for a good spot, park further away and walk a couple extra blocks.

Turn your housework into a fitness challenge: Sweep and mop using as much energy as possible, exaggerating your arm movements.

Fold your clothes and do a couple sets of squats at the same time.

Whatever you're doing try and incorporate in some sort of routine that gets your muscles working and heart rate moving.

And if you absolutely can't miss your favorite show on TV, try doing some sit-ups and push-ups while you watch or during commercials. [Smile]

Thanks to Jackie Fildon - Boulder Colorado

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-22-2006 04:03 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Learning from failure


You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. . . .

Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.

-- Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-25-2006 04:47 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Hold the lettuce


Mayonnaise isn't just for sandwiches and salads. You can use it to clean white water marks from wood paneled walls and cabinets. Just rub it on, leave it for 12 hours, then wipe off. [Smile]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-25-2006 04:58 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Don't Let This Crack You Up.


Cracks in plaster are an eyesore. Mix plain white glue and baking soda into a paste and rub into the cracks.

Cracks disappear!

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-25-2006 09:10 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Bits about Bacon


Keep bacon from sticking together in the package by rolling the package into a tube and holding it for a minute. The slices will loosen up and come out of the package one at a time.

**************************

Bacon won't curl up while cooking if you put it in ice-cold water before frying it. Just dip it for about 5 seconds, pat it dry with a paper towel, and pop it in the pan. You'll get flat bacon. [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-27-2006 09:23 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ratead G [Smile] USA Today

Security

Photocopy the content of your wallet and save time later!


Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc., so you will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to call to cancel.

Keep the photocopy in a safe place. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed using your name, address, SS#, credit, etc. To limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know. As everyone always advises, cancel your credit cards immediately, but the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them easily.

File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where it was stolen, this proves to credit providers you were diligent, and is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one). But here's what is perhaps most important: (I never ever thought to do this) - Call the three national credit reporting organizations immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and SS#. The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen and they have to contact you by phone to authorize new credit.

The numbers are:

Social Security Administration (fraud line): 1-800-269-0271

Equifax: 1-800-525-6285

Experian (formerly TRW): 1-888-397-3742

Trans Union: 1-800-680-7289

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 01-28-2006 09:34 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] Just Be Yourself

If I tried to be


If I tried to be like them, who would be like me, If I tried to spend money who would spend it on me, If I tried to do right, they should do right by me, what I m really trying to say if I keep trying to be like everyone else I couldn’t be me.

Thanks to: Tbird Washington

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 02-03-2006 09:58 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] Spaz

How to clean a disc:


Do you ever have a CD or maybe a DVD that just stops, then plays, stops in another spot? Maybe you have rented a DVD and that happened to you so you just took it out, returned it to tell them what happened, got your money back for it.

Well guess what people, THIS is how to clean those "stops" on the CD or DVD's.

First you need a soft cloth, NOT a paper towel, napkin or tissue, but a SOFT cloth. Something that will NOT scratch the disc.

Next you need some rubbing alcohol. That is something most every household probably has anyway.

If you don't have it, go to the store and buy at, it'll cost you under a dollar to buy. I bought a small spray bottle (also under a dollar) to pour the alcohol in.

Spray the alcohol on the side that plays, then gently wipe it off with the soft cloth. This will clean off the finger prints left on it or any other deposits that made the disc stop.

This has worked for me, so go ahead and try it. Why not, you have nothing to lose, right? [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 02-04-2006 04:46 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston, Ont.

The Banana


After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!


Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose

combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial

boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough

energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the

number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the

only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or

prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must

to add to our daily diet.




Depression:

According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering

from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is

because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body

converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and

generally make you feel happier.



PMS:

Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates

blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.





Anemia:

High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the

blood and so helps in cases of anemia.



Blood Pressure:

This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,

making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food

and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make

official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood

pressure and stroke.



Brain Power:

200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their

exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid

to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed

fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.



Constipation:

High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel

action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.



Hangovers:

One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana

milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with

the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk

soothes and re-hydrates your system.



Heartburn:

Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from

heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.



Morning Sickness:

Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and

avoid morning sickness.



Mosquito bites:

Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area

with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful

at reducing swelling and irritation.



Nerves:

Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.



Overweight and at work?

Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work

leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at

5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely

to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid

panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by

snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.





Ulcers:

The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders

because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that

can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also

neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of

the stomach.



Temperature control:

Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both

the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand,

for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.



Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):

Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.



Smoking:

Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they

contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the

body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.



Stress:

Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends

oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are

stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels.

These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.



Strokes:

According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating

bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by

as much as 40%! So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills.

When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the

carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and

iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium

and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that

well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!" [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 02-11-2006 12:24 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

Owners should brush pets' teeth


TULSA, Okla., -- Many U.S. pet owners don't know they should be brushing the teeth of the their pet dogs and cats.

Some 80 percent of dogs and cats show some signs of oral disease by age 3, the American Veterinary Dental Society said.

Periodontal disease begins with plaque build-up on tooth surfaces. As a result, bacteria can be- gin to irritate the gum, causing an inflammatory condition called gingivitis. If inflammation of the gum is left un- treated, the bone around the roots of teeth can begin to deteriorate. As the bone tissue is destroyed, teeth may become loose or fall out, and eventually the infection has the potential to damage the pet's heart, liver or kidneys. "It's vital for owners to routinely check their pets for dental trouble spots," said Ken Capron, a veterinarian at Capron Veterinary Hospital and Dental Clinic for Pets in Tulsa, Okla.

"In addition, dental cleanings, annual check- ups and proper nutrition are crucial in preventing serious problems down the road." [Smile]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 03-01-2006 11:15 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] george

Household hints


"I found this secret quite by accident.

My cats always wanted to go on my favorite chair and scratch. While doing laundry, A fabric softener sheet fell on the chair and I noticed the cat quit going on that chair.

I draped a fabric softener sheet on the back of the chair and the cat hasn't gone near it since!" [Smile]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 03-02-2006 11:31 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] George

Household hints -

Some safe fingerpaints...


Mix 1/4 cup Carnation condensed milk with your choice of food coloring. This will make a gloss paint the kids will love. Use more or less food coloring depending on what colors you want... Mix plain yogurt with food coloring to make a great fingerpaint the kids will love. And no need to worry if they lick their fingers!!! [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 03-03-2006 09:35 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] George

Household hints


If your pots and pans or baking dishes have burnt on food, use a piece of leftover foil as a scrubber. The cooked-on food will come off like a breeze... [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 03-08-2006 09:12 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] George

Household Hints


Use your potato peeler to grate a brick of cheese to create cheese ribbons that are fancier than regular grated cheese when you are garnishing soups, salads etc... [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 03-08-2006 02:37 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile] George

Household Hint


If you want to freshen your car with a little fragrance, put some potpourri in your car's ashtray. The heat from the car activates the scent.

BUT...If you are a smoker, you might want to forget this tip because while the heat of the car releases the scent, the heat from the ashes or ciggies could possibly ignite the dry potpourri and then you'll be writing in for a way to rid the car of smoke damage.... [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged



All times are Central (GMT -6:00)
This topic comprises 6 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6 
 
   Close Topic    Move Topic    Delete Topic    next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:



Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classicTM 6.3.1.2

The Film-Tech Forums are designed for various members related to the cinema industry to express their opinions, viewpoints and testimonials on various products, services and events based upon speculation, personal knowledge and factual information through use, therefore all views represented here allow no liability upon the publishers of this web site and the owners of said views assume no liability for any ill will resulting from these postings. The posts made here are for educational as well as entertainment purposes and as such anyone viewing this portion of the website must accept these views as statements of the author of that opinion and agrees to release the authors from any and all liability.

© 1999-2020 Film-Tech Cinema Systems, LLC. All rights reserved.