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Author Topic: Martini's Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-13-2005 01:26 PM                        Rated PG Happiness is a good martini,a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman,depending on how much happiness you can stand. George Burns  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-20-2005 11:52 AM                        Rated G "How about seventy-three dry martini's?" Earnest Hemingway,to the startled assistant manager of the Ritz Hotel, as he escorted a boisterous crown of soldiers and/or journalists into the lobby after the liberation of Paris (1944) Parisian 4 parts gin 2 parts white vermouth 1 part creme de cassis Stir with cracked ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-04-2005 12:20 PM                        Rated G Knockout 1 ounce light rum 1 ounce vodka 1 ounce amaretto Dash of lemon soda Dash of grenadine Dash if gin 1 ounce pineapple juice Shake or stir all ingredients except pineapple juice with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass, Stir in pineapple juice. When made with technical precision, it's a TKO!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-04-2005 12:24 PM                        Rated G The Manhattan- A Martini Lite? 4 parts Canadian Whisky 1 part sweet vermouth 1 dash bitters Maraschino cherry Pour into a cocktail glass over ice or straight up. Only 170 calories. And there is always diet cola.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-17-2005 10:11 AM                        Rated G Great link...................... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Martini&btnG=Google+Search http://search.ebay.com/martini_W0QQfkrZ1QQfnuZ1QQxpufuZx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-30-2005 01:26 PM                        Rated G "If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." Dylan Thomas  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-30-2005 01:30 PM                        Rated G I know that I am not going to live forever, and neither are you, but until my furlough here on earth is revoked, I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in a salute to the moral arts of pleasure. --Bob Shacochis, Drinking, Smoking & Screwing  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-28-2005 07:58 AM                        Rated G Monkey Gland 5 parts gin 2 parts orange juice 1 part grenadine 1 or 2 parts Pernod Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-29-2005 11:19 AM                        Rated G Picture Perfect Martini 8 Parts Gin 1 Part Red Vermouth 1 Part White Vermouth Cherry or Lemon Peel Stir the licquid ingredients over cracked ice,strain into cocktail glass and garnish with aq cherry or lemon peel. Serve it straight up or on the rocks on a bad hair day. Forget the zit on your chin. Atitude is beautiful.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-01-2005 07:22 PM                        Rated G Hangover Helpers A hangover is dehydration, low blood sugar, and mild alcohol poisoning. Not a pretty sight. Sure, torture yourself--swallow raw eggs, drink triple strength coffee, and stand under a shower of ice water. It won't do any good. Prevention Plan the number of drinks you intend to have and stick to your limit. Eat before, during and afterthe psrty; it fills your stomach and slows the absorbtion of the alcohol. (No one said this was a diet post) Alternate a glass of water or juicewith each alcoholic beverage. At the bar avoid the salty snacks that make you so thirsty you end up having one more. Drink as much water as you can before going to bed. To cure a hangover Don't drink more alcohol ("Hair of the dog"). Take a multivitamin Drink water, juice or soft drinks. Sleep it off.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-01-2005 04:26 PM                        Rated D for Delicious More Recipes VODKA MARTINI 1 1/2 oz vodka dash dry vermouth stuffed olive Combine ingredients with cracked ice in a shaker.Shake well. Strainand serve in a chilled cocktail glass.Garnish with an olive. Cosmopolitan Cocktail 1 1/4 ounces Absolut Citron vodka (about 2 1/2 tablespoons) 1/4 ounce Rose's lime juice (about 3/4 tablespoon) 1/4 ounce triple sec or Cointreau (about 3/4 tablespoon) 1/4 cup cranberry juice 1 cup ice cubes Garnish: lime twist In a cocktail shaker combine all ingredients. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.Garnish drink with lime. SUPER GENIUS VODKA INFUSION 1 1/2 liter Grey Goose Vodka 1 pineapple 1/2 watermelon 2 baskets strawberries 7-Up Cut all pineapple and fruit so no rind of any kind is left behind.Wash and rewash the watermelon, pineapple,and strawberries.Cut the strawberries into halves,the pineapple and watermelon into bigger than a bite-sized pieces.Layer a "sun tea" (preferably with spigot at bottom) with one fruit at a time. Start with strawberry or watermelon, as they are more fragrant and will gather more taste at the bottom, where the vodkaexits the container. Fill container to top with fruit. Pour vodka over fruit until covered. Screw on top and let sit minimum 2 weeks in refrigerator. To serve, mix 3 parts infusion with one part 7-Up (diet or regular) in a martini glass and serve with small piece of fruit as garnish. The Perfect Manhattan 1/3 dry vermouth 1/3 sweet vermouth 1/3 whiskey Christmas Martini 1 oz Dry Gin 1 1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps 1/2 oz Water 1 stick Peppermint Candy Strain gin and peppermint schnapps into martini glass. Add peppermint stick Poinsettias Cocktails 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 3 oz. Champagne Fill with Cranberry Juice Stain into bucket glass with lemon wedge Christmas Tree 1 fifth Blue Maui 2 quart Pineapple Juice Mix in punch bowl. Add pineapple chunks. [ 09-13-2005, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]  |  IP: Logged Dieter Depypere Master Film Handler Posts: 343 From: Deutsch-Wagram, Lower Austria, Austria Registered: May 2005 posted 09-13-2005 09:53 AM                     Rated G A man comes home - of course drunk. He wakes his wife and asks: "Are lemons able to run?" Wife: "Don't ask me silly questions, go to bed and be quiet!" After some minutes... He: "Are lemons able to run? I am dying to know." wife: "Be quiet, will ya! And BTW, lemons have no feet so how should they be able to run?" He thinks over a minute and exclaims: "Damn, i pressed the canary in my martini!"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-14-2005 09:55 AM                        Rated G If the Lord hadn't intended us to have a three-martini lunch, then why do we suppose He put all those olive trees in the Holy Land? --Former House Speaker Jim Wright  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-16-2005 02:10 PM                        Rated G Martini Man {That's Him on your left} is a universal figure. He's a lawyer, gourmet cook, yachtsman, doctor, Wall Street tycoon, a skiier, an exercise enthusiast, a golfer, a Hollywood big shot, a guy who loves to vacation, and a phenom host! Martini Man is the creation of JELA (an acronym for Judith E.L. Angerman), an artist working in oils, acrylics and computer graphics. Now she brings her work to offer on the net in the form of GICLEES-pronounced geeclayz- (archival, museum quality full-color prints). Click Here: http://cocktails.about.com/library/weekly/aa113000f.htm  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-18-2005 12:04 PM                        Rated G Thanks to Gordon Bachlund Pure Art: http://www.michaelgodard.com/thumbs.asp?CategoryID=21  |  IP: Logged

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