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Topic: Worst one Liner
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Dwayne Caldwell
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From: Rockwall, TX, USA
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 07-22-2000 01:36 AM
"... remember. No matter where you go... there you are."-- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (Across the 8th Dimension)
-- Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome For the record, that's a bad one liner that I just happen to love. And Buckaroo Banzai's full of them. "Character is what you are in the dark."
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The man with the magic hands.
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Ethan Harper
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From: Plano, TX, USA
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posted 07-22-2000 03:21 AM
"why dont you hop back on the swiss miss box where you belong?!?"" you see you see? your stupid minds stupid stupid!"
--plan 9 from outer space " beware take care beware of the big green dragon who sits at your doorstep, he likes to eat little boys, puppy dog tails, and big fat snails, beware, take care, beware!..."
--glen or glenda bet you havent heard those hmmmmmmmmmm???  ------------------
--"That's my story and i'm sticking to it!"--
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Dwayne Caldwell
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posted 07-22-2000 03:43 AM
I'm familiar with the Plan 9 "stupid minds" quote. In fact, if I remember correctly, the alien get slugged by the captain right after the quote is finished. You lost me on the others though.I thought this one was a real groaner. "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
-- The World is Not Enough
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Ethan Harper
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posted 07-22-2000 04:43 PM
oh wait but you are forgetting about
"is that a mirror in your pocket,...because i can see myself in your pants"
--Night at the Roxbury
oh wait that was funny nm 
Has anyone seen that really bad independeent film called Jack frost? where the snowman is a serial killer. ugh that was bad. either way going back to your 007 liner after the scene where the snowman places his carrot nose on the area where his groin would be and rapes some girl in a bathtub, he then exclaims terribbly
"ahhhhhh, Christmas comes but once a year" and my personal favorite "dont eat yellow snow!"
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Scott Magie
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From: St. Albans, VT USA
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posted 07-31-2000 12:25 AM
Okay this is from my favorite movie of all time, but it's a really bad line.Jenny: "Neville Sinclair is a...?" Neville: "A what? Nazi? Saboteur? Fascist?
All of the above." -The Rocketeer
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Dave Williams
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From: Salt Lake City, UT, USA
Registered: Jan 2000
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posted 08-06-2000 06:41 PM
OK I got one for ya..The film: DOLEMITE (classic blaxploitation film) The scene: Dolemite ditches his bit#*es in the car and the car pulls over to deal with whitey. Two white guys stick thier heads in the car and say: "We Want Dolemite, give hime to us'
"He aint in here"
"yes he is, wheres he hidin"
"He aint in here stupid" Here is where it gets bad... "Shes right, hes not in here" MIND YOU THEY WERE LOOKING IN THE CAR THE WHOLE TIME!!! Dave
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Dwayne Caldwell
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From: Rockwall, TX, USA
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posted 08-08-2000 03:35 AM
How about that one Robert Duvall line in that new Schwarzenegger trailer The Sixth Day."They will do anything to destroy the evidence. And YOU are the evidence. ------------------
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Ethan Harper
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posted 08-11-2000 11:00 PM
OK Dwayne Im not done yet how bout these?"Nice house I said nice house"
--The Untouchables
"Laundry service that delivers"
--Batman and Robin
Any line quoted by Jar Jar binks "Is the people going to die?" ------------------
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