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Author Topic: The Birds Jerry Chase Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1068 From: Margate, FL, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-28-2001 09:10 AM                       Hmmm. A six year old getting shit-faced. That has to be one for some record book somewhere. There was a clip on comedy central daily news recently which stretched the bounds of poor taste on television. One bit of footage was of an elephant masturbator being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and getting his head stuck up an elephant's ass. I thought some of the jobs I've held were bad until I saw that.  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-28-2001 03:54 PM                     Jerry, I have that clip somewhere in my network.  |  IP: Logged Tom Sauter Expert Film Handler Posts: 163 From: Buffalo, NY, USA Registered: Sep 2000 posted 03-28-2001 07:33 PM                        More than you ever wanted to know about bird droppings, available in hard cover. http://www.cartalk.cars.com/About/BirdPoop/  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-28-2001 09:31 PM                     Okay, so this probably belongs in Joke-Yak but since it's topical, I'm putting it here. Two "stupid guys" are walking down the beach. A seagull flies over and hits the first guy right in the face. The second guy heads for the public restroom. When the fisrt asks him what he's doing, the reply is, "I'm just going in here to get some toilet paper." He says, "It's no use. That damn bird will be MILES away by now!"  |  IP: Logged

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