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1. You check film-tech forums at least once an hour to see if any new posts have been made.

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Tru to a certain extent.

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2. The Film-Yak [edit: did you mean the Joke Forum?] forum has superceded all your other sources for jokes on the net.

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I have no other sources for jokes on the net. I cheered up my (unofficial) girlfriend when some creep at her school kept giving her . I cheered her up with jokes from the joke forum. <<<--------#6 Case in point.

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3. You put a link to film-tech on a WWW site that you run, not primarily to let your users know about it, but to provide a link so you can more easily get to it.

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I don't currently run a web site, when it got to the point where all I could do to update it was animate the logos, I knew it was time to stop for a while. [another post-posting(?) edit] MY SITE IS ON THE WAYBACK MACHINE! Just search for "kid tv online" (first you have to search for the wayback machine)

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4. You post a review of a movie on the movie review forum as soon as you get to a computer after leaving the movie theatre.

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No, I usually don't post reviews.

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5. You have no fear of condemnation by other members if you mention thinking that your booth is haunted.

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Screenplay mode on:
John (sheepishly)
I don't actually work in a booth
John hides in the corner and cries.

Screenplay mode off.

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6. You edit every post 4 or 5 times after first submission to correct every spelling and grammatical error that you're aware of.

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Only when there are major errors that distort what I'm trying to say.

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7. You get depressed if it is a slow day for film-tech postings.

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Yes.

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8. When you're sitting in a theatre, you notice every detail that is wrong with the presentation and auditorium environment and wish you could fix it.

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Yes.

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9. When someone asks you how a movie was, you give details based on the quality of the presentation rather than of the movie contents or quality.

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Welllll............... I don't make it the WHOLE review, but it's a nice sized chunk.

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10. Any time you're in any room in a building with a large amount of unused space, you calculate the maximum size screen that could be placed there and think of how the room could be turned into a theatre auditorium.

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Yes.

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11. If your theatre has more than 16 screens, you are dying to interlock a movie through all of the projectors to top the 16-way interlock.

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::hides::

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12. Microsoft Internet Explorer always knows your username and password for film-tech, so you never have to actually type it.

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I use AO-Hell. But I can type in "F, <Enter>" and get this site.

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13. You find yourself using the phrase "Film Done Right" to describe theatres with excellent presentation quality.

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Yes.

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14. After any movie, you know if sperical or anamorphic lenses were used, and know how many blades were in the shutter mechanism of the camera that filmed it.

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My friends all call me loser
Every single day
Sing this to the hoe-down from
"Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
I know the lenses and the sound
Like the tines on my fork
My friends all wonder how a
guy like me is such a dork.

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15. You wonder what the moderator, Brad Miller, really looks like.

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I don't lose any sleep over it. [not anymore]

See my signature \/. I have NO IDEA what it looks like!

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John Lasher
Era 5000 Digital
Boffomusic@aol.com

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Well...that certainly WOULD BE a sin, wouldn't it?

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Yup. And if you post long enough, you'll do it.

I just posted a request for print information for "Blood Work" and typed "Blood Work (request)", except I typed it in the name field. When I retyped it in the topic field, I forgot the "(request)". And doggone it, there was nothing I could do about it once I realized it after submitting. Oh well, life goes on.

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