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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

Posts: 1852
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 10-17-2003 01:02 PM

My Complete Signature-ology with commentary:

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I'm that "Wild Fandango" that all of your customers have been complaining about.

Remember that Fandango ad with the guy who goes up to the ticket seller and tries to get tickets to a sold out show? He sees someone use Fandango. Then he tries using the word Fandango in various sentences in an effort to make the ticket seller give him tickets. Towards the end he says "There's a Wild Fandango loose in the theatre!" After that ad had ben playing for a few weeks, many of the customers started saying the line to theatre employees.

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Film with a side of trailers, served daily on a silver platter.*
*Rolling Stock will now be served in DLP for our digitarian guests.

Easy enough to understand. DLP rolling stock is in reference to the 2wenty.

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Greetings, Forum Readers. Right Now. As you sit in your comfy chair viewing your electronic mail. Perhaps enjoying something from the concession stand? Consider this: The average web junkie posts up to 30 posts per day. Pure, precious, knowledge-sharing, info. It is unfortunate you are unable to comprehend all this text. But that's beside the point. The point is, to keep posting all that info, you're mind must be replenished. So.... Drink your Film-Guard! Brad has bandwidth bills to pay!

More fun with rolling stock. This one makes fun of the Matrix Powerade ad "Greetings, Theatre Attendees"

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Number of times Pixaroligist has seen Finding Nemo: *

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True film analysis requires multiple viewings. Heres where I stand:
Nemo - 10 35mm / 3 DLP / 13 total
Pirates - 4 35mm / 1 DLP / 5 total
Matrix 2- 3 35mm / 1 IMAX / 4 total

These two were removed because to many people were finding out how much spare time I have - and then expecting me to do something more productive. [Big Grin]

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STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!

Seriously! Shes taking on water.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 10-05-2004 02:16 PM

Dear Diary,

With the current trend of *SOME* Film-Tech members thinking it's "cool" to have obnoxiously long sigs, I just want to point out this very well-known factoid:

Male Film-Tech members with more than 4 lines in their signatures not only waste bandwidth AND everyone's time AND are BORING people in general, they have a *TINY* penis and are pre-op male-to-female transsexuals. This was confirmed on the "Sex R Us" penis-picture website.

NOT to say that a small penis cannot father children, but more importantly, the "thrill" would be missing.

It's obvious they are trying to make up for their lack of endowment by substituting "lack-of-substance" in their life.

Yours in Christ,

>>> Phil

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Dean Kollet
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 591
From: Florida State University
Registered: Jul 2003

posted 10-05-2004 02:57 PM

My signature reads:

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
shounen yo shinwa ni nare

Which is in translation:

Like an angel with no sense of mercy
Rise young boy, to the heavens like a legend

It's from the theme song of an anime called "Neon Genesis Evangelion". Good stuff, check it out if you like Anime

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000

posted 10-05-2004 03:58 PM

Or even if you're not an anime fan, Evangelion (26 TV episodes plus two movies) is one to check out. Quite provoking, on many different levels.

As Mike is a Pixarologist, I am a Ghibliologist. No further explanation should be necessary. [Razz]

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 10-05-2004 04:16 PM

So, let me understand... even though you both have less than 4 sig lines, you BOTH felt you had to reply since you "think" you do not have "small" cocks...cool!

I think there should be a new thread entitled Film-Tech "Members".

(Where the hell is Manny when ya need him, huh?)

>>> Phil

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

Posts: 12767
From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-05-2004 04:25 PM

I'm glad to know that, because I was just about to put up a smartass long-signature, but now that I know what it REALLY means, I will stick with my two-liner.

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Mike Pennell
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 150
From: Tucson, AZ, USA
Registered: Apr 2003

posted 10-05-2004 05:02 PM

Phil, with that logic I must be the King Kong of Dongs. I better tell my wife or she wont believe me [Smile]

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000

posted 10-05-2004 05:03 PM

Gosh Phil, you sure have an unending fascination/fixation about other people's equipment packages. [Big Grin]

Still, it doesn't matter what I think. But I did wear out two pairs of Tyr tank suits swimming all those laps this summer. Just stretched them all out of shape... [Big Grin]

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 10-05-2004 06:12 PM

quote: Paul Mayer
...you sure have an unending fascination/fixation about other people's equipment packages.

Nah... I just tell it like it is....

quote: Paul Mayer
But I did wear out two pairs of Tyr tank suits swimming all those laps this summer. Just stretched them all out of shape...

That's cool, Paul! Problem is, it was your fat ASS that "stretched" it WAY out! [beer]

>>> Phil

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000

posted 10-05-2004 07:32 PM

Phil! You've been peekin'... [Big Grin]

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Greg Davis
Film Handler

Posts: 96
From: Vista, Ca, USA
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 10-06-2004 12:54 AM

They only chore I had to do as a kid was iron the baby.

Why do one backflip, when you can do MANY!

"I've got an abomadable abdomadable. In my belly." - rocky and bullwinkle

"I was really surprised. she worked on it all the time. It took her a week and a half to finish it." - Britney Spears estranged husband commenting on her "life changing" letter. Now viewable at $24.95 a pop.

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas McAdams.

"Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!" - Hunter S. Thompson

And last but certainly not least.

answering machine message: "Hi. My name is Andrew and I am a Mountain man, capable of living in the forests amongst the animals and trees. Please leave a message and I will return with a smoke signal."

If you havent already checked out my brothers web page its pretty cool, icreation.tk . Pretty good for a 14 year old.

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Richard Greco
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1180
From: Plant City, FL
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 10-06-2004 10:02 PM

Ok, Nate.....hahaha. I started cracking up when I saw your sig. I'm just that lovable around here huh? [thumbsup]

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Rich Granata
Film Handler

Posts: 61
From: Bethlehem PA USA
Registered: Mar 2004

posted 10-07-2004 09:16 AM

[ 10-08-2004, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Rich Granata ]

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 10-07-2004 08:16 PM

Rich, since you seem to be some self-appointed authority on "taste", perhaps you should take your own advice and just "skip" this thread and let the rest of us have some fun here... DUH! [Wink]

>>> Phil

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Greg Davis
Film Handler

Posts: 96
From: Vista, Ca, USA
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 10-08-2004 01:56 AM

quote: Rich Granata
...my sig doesn't refer to anyone here BTW. I just thought it was funny. If you dont...just skip it.

If forums are so "stupid," why bother writing this? Do I care who you are referring to? Or if you thought it was funny? Yes. Yes I do actually.

The trick with signatures is to really step back and look. Do I care what other people think about my wit? Maybe. Also, maybe I want to get a laugh out of myself. Maybe it is some insight into my life, something that yells out "hey, man. This is my heart, right here on my sleeve." Maybe I should do one of those "emo" poems on this! You know, the kind you see on livejournals!

Sickness.... disturbs me... my life is short
Gloom.... niphilism... haunting

what am I doing? Thats it, I'm all done its way too late/early to be typing.

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