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Author Topic: Brad's Road Rage Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-14-2003 08:54 AM                        Paul always says, "I need a drink", Me too! Let's go. Make mine a Beefeater Gin Gibson.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-14-2003 12:36 PM                        Bob, sometime after I get my first paycheck from the college (not 'til the end of October alas ) we can drink to Brad's Road Rage (which in itself sounds like a good name for a drink). We can toast the memory of all the idiots Brad has or will dispatch with his SUV (equipped with glass floorboards so he can see if the target was someone he knew ). New thread candidate. Time to hear from the Film-Tech mixologists out there. What would go into a Brad's Road Rage?  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-14-2003 12:57 PM                     OK...I'll do it. Phil doesn't need any stinking badges!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-14-2003 03:01 PM                  That is a great name for a mixed drink or maybe a techno-disco dance club just off the I-30 near Rockwall. In big hot-pink neon: "Brad's Road Rage" Dancin' - nightly. Drinkin' - daily. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll - never, never, never. Tuesdays are karaoke nights. Sunday is our special sermon day. This week's sermon is "Do you know what hell is?" Come in and hear Brad sing. Paul: I loved the line about the glass Floorboards! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-14-2003 06:06 PM                        It would be hilarious to hear Brad sing. Especially if it were the theme songs from The Bodyguard and/or Titanic, with him dressed in a tux singing to a lounge audience.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-14-2003 07:35 PM                        My name is Brad My name is Brad Some call me Tad-Pole So call me Tad They say I'm bad I'm very Glad to be a Tad-Pole I took my Pole into the Hole and what a Thrill, she forgot the Pill And now it's Said I should be Dead I lost my Head Inside that......Tad-Pole Add your own tune.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-14-2003 07:44 PM                  Bob, those lyrics would go good with the tune "My Name Is Prince"! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-19-2003 04:47 AM                  Just bringing this back up to the top. It's just TOO good of a "Brad" topic to let die... He really is a sickie! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-19-2003 05:02 AM                        A sickie? Is that like "commie"?  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 09-19-2003 06:20 AM                        Here is something that should make every upstanding American citizen really sick: Today I got my driver license. It only took them 3 months to make that plastic card. Now I can do everything that all the illegal aliens can also do, like getting a membership card for a video store.  |  IP: Logged Bruce McGee Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1776 From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular. Registered: Aug 1999 posted 09-19-2003 07:16 AM                     Is it true that Brad sings like Tiny Tim, of "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" fame?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-19-2003 07:56 AM                        Yes, it's very true. Now all members should be very frightened. By the way, when Brad asks you for your SS No. and your VISA number...don't give it to him.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-19-2003 01:16 PM                        And so Michael is now officially an official citizen of the PRC (People's Republic of California). Congratulations are in order... I think. Not that having a CA driver's license is any great distinction anymore--Gov. Gray just signed a bill into law that allows illegal aliens to obtain CA driver's licenses. Oh, and the state just tripled all of the fees PRC citizens pay to register their cars there. Though I miss the balmy SoCal coastal weather and my friends there very much, I think I'm glad to be getting back on my financial feet here in NV, even if state government here is just as disfunctional as CA's, only with smaller numbers. Heck, half the people here now are from CA and HI anyway, and the college campus I now teach and tutor at is full of Japanese foreign exchange students. I don't feel so out of place here anymore. Sorta back on topic, in the '70s there was a tavern in Grand Junction, CO called The Timbers. That place was a favorite hangout for the aviation students from Colorado Northwestern Community College just up the road in Rangley. The Timbers used to serve a drink that was essentially a salad bowl sized Long Island Iced Tea. It was called The Final Exam. House rules said that anyone who could handle The Final Exam got anything else they wanted that night on the house. Perhaps the Rockwall, TX version of that drink will come to be known as Brad's Road Rage.  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 09-19-2003 03:15 PM                        Well, hang on in there. Maybe Gov. Schwarzenegger will pass a law that allows illegal aliens to be shot. quote: Me too! Let's go. Make mine a Beefeater Gin Gibson. 'Leo's Rail Rage' would have to include Plymouth Gin, which is a bit of a problem, because they don't sell it on any of the trains I travel on (which, needless to say, adds to the rage)...  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-19-2003 03:33 PM                        Leo, I do keep a bottle of Plymouth Gin in my bar in both New York and Newport. So when you visit the Colonies please stop by for some refreshment. Here to Brads Road Rage  |  IP: Logged

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