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Author Topic: Bizarre Job Titles Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-19-2004 03:31 PM                     Many tour busses that rock and roll bands travel in have those scrolling signs above the front window that say things like, "Private Charter", etc. I have seen one or two of them that have custom sayings like, "SHOWUSYOURTITS!" I once saw a bumper sticker on the back of an 18-Wheeler that said: Please don't tell my parents I'm a truck driver! They think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-14-2004 11:53 AM                        Some other military (and very very non-PC) ones: MFWIC HNIC Or if you work on a poultry farm, you could be a: Chicken Sexer  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-14-2004 03:43 PM                       Bizzare Job Title: Empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-14-2004 06:58 PM                        OK, I'll bite: "Son of a window dresser"...  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-18-2004 10:05 PM                       Heh-heh, actually, I posted that with you in mind, Paul! I remembered your replies to Python references in the past.  |  IP: Logged Dick Vaughan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1032 From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK Registered: Jul 2000 posted 03-19-2004 10:17 AM                        For those with Spoonerist minds how about becoming a Pheasant Plucker  |  IP: Logged Craig Hanham Film Handler Posts: 79 From: Wellington, New Zealand Registered: Oct 2001 posted 03-24-2004 02:19 AM                     Just look at some of the public sector Job Titles. I used to be "The Memorial Theatre and Student Union Technical Coordinator" More of a job deescription than a title.  |  IP: Logged

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