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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

Posts: 1852
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 03-18-2004 03:37 AM
How to use the Interociter for interstellar communication in hopes of being rescued from a floating space station that also shows movies:
Servo: Interociter, Interociter... Let's see here... Under the peanut brittle? Nope. Monkey's elbow... Shoestring potatoes... Hey, a can of hamdingers! Nope, no Interociter. A Spirograph... I know it's around here somewhere. No, it's not there. Oh, there's my Etch-a-Sketch. The trackball that never worked... Hot tomales... Another can of hamdingers... Mike: Why all the underpants, Ser... vo? Servo: Oh, these. Heh. I collect 'em. Mike: Huh. Crow: Hey, a chainsaw! Mike: Wait a second! Servo, you do have an Interociter. Crow: Huh? Servo: I've been using it to make hot chocolate. Crow: Well, let's see what this baby can do. (Turns on interociter) Benkitnorf: She'll be ridin' six white horses, she'll be... Aah!  Mike, Crow and Servo: Aah! Servo: Oh! Benkitnorf: Man, you guys scared the living daylights outta me. Mike: It's working. Hey, is Exeter there? Benkitnorf: Nah, him and Brack went down to Headbutt Days for Shelly. I gotta meet him in the beer tent in about fifteen minutes, so I gotta get going. Servo: No, wait! We're trapped in space. Can we use this thing to get back down to Earth? Benkitnorf: I don't know. Geez. Maybe this does something. Servo: Aah!  Benkitnorf: Crap. That's not it. Hang on. Servo: Cough, cough... Benkitnorf: Okay, did you use the Intensifier Disc? Mike, Crow and Servo: Yes. Benkitnorf: Turn the controls 18 degrees to the left? Mike, Crow and Servo: Did that. Benkitnorf: Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter? Mike, Crow and Servo: No. Benkitnorf: Well, look. I don't know anything about this thing. Maybe this does somethin'. Servo: No! Benkitnorf: Oops, that didn't work. Okay, well I'll be sure to tell Exeter that you called! Bye. Crow: No, wait! Servo: Hold on! Mike: You have to help us! Dr. F: Wait, help! Auntie Em, Auntie Em! Surprise. Like who doesn't have an Interociter, you collective heads of knuckle? Now get back into that theater, you ninny-hammers! And remember, I know who you are, and I saw what you did! I'm the God. I'm the God! Ahahahahaha!
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