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Author Topic: How Many Forum Members Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Dick Vaughan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1032 From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK Registered: Jul 2000 posted 04-30-2004 10:02 AM                        1 from a museum to point out that carbon-arcs were a bad idea and how lime light was the ultimate illuminatory source  |  IP: Logged Rob Butler Film Handler Posts: 91 From: Westford, MA, USA Registered: Mar 2004 posted 04-30-2004 01:00 PM                     1 more to point out that carbon-arc's don't really quallify as "bulbs".  |  IP: Logged Scott Norwood Film God Posts: 8146 From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas) Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-30-2004 01:11 PM                        at least 2 more people to start multiple threads in more than one forum about "how many forum members does it take to re-trim an arc lamp?" 50 people to argue over what make and model of lamphouse is best 1 moderator to lock the redundant and off-topic threads  |  IP: Logged John Walsh Film God Posts: 2490 From: Connecticut, USA, Earth, Milky Way Registered: Oct 1999 posted 05-01-2004 07:57 AM                     Two people to argue about what is correct, posting alternating messages; "You're wrong!" ; "No, you're wrong!" ; "I had to fix your last install because you can't line up a light bulb." ; "Bite me!" ; "Blow me!" One person to play the 'good guy'; "Now, now remember - there are no bad light bulbs ..."  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 05-01-2004 09:34 AM                      |  IP: Logged Mitchell Dvoskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1869 From: West Milford, NJ, USA Registered: Jan 2001 posted 05-01-2004 10:47 AM                     Seeing the Light can be a religious experience. I thought discussion of religion was banned on Film-Tech?  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 05-01-2004 11:04 AM                     How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just declare darkness the new standard.  |  IP: Logged Rob Butler Film Handler Posts: 91 From: Westford, MA, USA Registered: Mar 2004 posted 05-06-2004 04:28 PM                     Here's a few more: The Light Bulb Joke Archive  |  IP: Logged

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