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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 02-25-2005 10:36 AM
At 3 am I think why the hell am I at work still. If I had just called in sick like the voices in my head told me to, I’d be getting drunk/laid right now…what the hell was that! Did someone just walk by? Hey! Who’s there? Oh well, guess it was nobody..i cant believe I let them trick me into working today. I have to think of a way to get them back. They’ll learn not to do that…what the? Now I know I saw something. Hello? Who’s there? Is it the ghost of Christmas past? If it is, I have a bone to pick with you!! (Silence). Yeah, that’s what I thought!...Why the hell hasn’t my girlfriend called, isn’t she worried about me? I hope she’s not out messing around while I’m here working like a crazy person, cuz that’ll piss me off. I should call her. Where the hell is my phone? Damnit, I think I left it in the back of the concession. I bet the cleaning crew took it and they’re probably looking at all my pictures and calling people. Damn, I hate them. Always staring at me, and stealing nachos. Who do they think they are? I can do a better job then them. Aahhh c’mon! why don’t they let us know ahead of time if there is going to be a fade in on a new reel. I’m just gonna cut it here, the stupid customers wont know the difference. But I will, damnit, I guess I’ll cut here instead. This sucks, and all these damn reels are tails. I hate it when they do that. I should get a raise for this. If I had a raise, I could have a better car, and I wouldn’t miss work so much, but does management think of that, no, they only think of themselves and letting their friends watch movies for free. Damn, I hate them too. finally, last reel. I’ll just let this run, while I start shutting things off…whoa, what was that!! hey, I saw you this time. Juan, why do you always sneak up here and try and scare me? is that my phone? Who did you call on it? Nobody? Yeah right, damn liar. Go get me some nachos!!
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Randy Stankey
Film God

Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-28-2005 09:57 PM
Yeah, how many cows DOES it take to fill a tanker full of milk?
But, more importantly: Who was the first guy who decided to squeeze a cow's back end then drink whatever came out?
You'd also have to be one HUNGRY S.O.B. to be the first guy in the world to eat a lobster!
And, CHEESE!? Roquefort cheese? Limburger cheese? What kind of idiot would squeeze a cow's ass, take whatever came out, let it sit in a dark cave until it turned green and THEN try to eat it!?
One BALLSY Mofo!
Now, you've got lobster, milk and cheese. What kind of RETARD would put them all together, in a pot, bake it in the oven (lobster bisque) then try to EAT it!? Just the SMELL of lobster cooking makes me want to heave my guts out! (Literally!) Milk? Gives me the screaming shits! Explosive Diarrhea! (Not kidding!)
Why the FUCK would I want to eat that?! I'd be puking and shitting my guts out for the rest of the night!!
That's the kind of shit I think about at 03:00!
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