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Author Topic: Film-Guard Ingestion Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-08-2005 09:59 AM                        Brendt, I expect to see you on a future episode of "Fear Factor".  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-08-2005 11:23 AM                     Bob, I've been told that before, and I'd damn sure do it. Though, I'd bet I'm in too bad of shape for some of their stunts. quote: Mike Blakesley Yes, and certainly don't drink any battery acid or gasoline, unless you're really curious. Too, late. I know what both taste like. I'd prefer the gasoline myself. Has anyone else noticed the formulation changes lately? It doesn't burn or last as long as it used to. Oh, and guys your right. I'm very "smell" oriented. I'll have to remember the lotion. I'm also delighted someone else has experienced the awesome power of Film-Guard.  |  IP: Logged James R. Hammonds, Jr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 931 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-08-2005 02:41 PM                     WTF? That's all I gotta say.  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-09-2005 03:40 AM                     As I've said before, there are literally hundreds of uses for Film-Guard....I think I've found another. Inhibiting the biting of finger nails. What do you think, guys?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-09-2005 04:29 AM                  Ya know Brent, I'll just bet your GF/wife/whatever is just thrilled to death when you meet after your various experiments with FG, Black Flag, RAID, etc... You must smell really good all over. But, I'll bet she really enjoys kissing after a night of your experimenting.  |  IP: Logged Jim Ziegler Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 753 From: West Hollywood, CA Registered: Jul 99 posted 03-09-2005 01:08 PM                     Phil.. You forgot  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-09-2005 01:37 PM                     Your just jealous, Phil because I believe in "pre-lube".  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-09-2005 02:45 PM                        Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Phil? I'm sure his wife/GF/whatever is pleased that he smells like something OTHER than cigarettes!  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-10-2005 12:28 AM                     Believe it or not, I don't smoke and thats why. I'm so sensitive with smell and taste, I cannot stand the over-powerment of nicotine. And by the way Joe, your the one that says "Just for the taste of it". Also, I just remembered tonight pissing in a urinal that had a dis-connected "sani-flush" that was hanging above my hand. So, even though I can't place the flavor right now, I can say I have tasted "Sani-flush" as well. Brad: There are certain situations with using your product, such as inhalation, over use or exposure which can cause accidental tasting. So, I go back to my original question. What do you think will remove the taste from my mouth if this happens again? Secondly, guys, I have no significant other to keep pleased or disappoint right now. However, the last one I had was very turned on by my hands on, working mans hands mechanic approach.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 03-10-2005 02:32 AM                     I honestly don't have any suggestions for you Brent. I've been working with FilmGuard longer than anyone else on the planet, and I've never gotten any in my mouth. Follow the pictoral guide in the mini-manual that comes in the kits and you won't have any excess spraying either. What kind of situation exactly would end up with FG in your mouth? I'm genuinely curious.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-10-2005 02:35 AM                     I think Brent should try using FilmGuard while wearing a plastic bag securely fastened over his head.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-10-2005 02:43 AM                  quote: Joe Redifer Whatchoo talkin' ... Hahahhahahaha, Gosh Joe, that saying is too funny! I LUV it! It makes me wanna say "God bless you" Brent: Ya know... I just gotta meet you in person on my trip to Texas the next time. You are totally unbelievable! I like that! HA!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-10-2005 03:23 AM                        Personally I prefer the homemade taste of P5 over the mass-manufactured taste of Filmguard. Bleh!  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-13-2005 02:03 AM                     I found something, after much tasting. Available at Sam's Club: it's called Dan-T's Inferno Rasberry Chipotle. It's yummy and sweet, full of red cayenne pepper and will completely erase Film-Guard. Please try and let me know what you think. Problem solved And Brad, I can't work by the book. If I can't taste it and smell it, it's just no damn fun. I love film..uuummmmmm! Film goooood! Come to film monster... yumyumyum yumyuymyum.!  |  IP: Logged

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