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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

Posts: 1219
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 04-10-2005 05:02 PM

I love this quote from the website Kyle posted:

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Exes
Exes are not a special case in the ladder. Usually when someone gets broken up with it's because the other person thinks they can do better on the Ladder. Or already has. If you didn't think you could do better why would you leave the one you were with?

The usual pattern for exes is to try to be friends, realize it's not going to really work, and then become more and more distant toward each other over time. In any case, if you continue to fuck for a while, then you continue to fuck. You wouldn't have had a relationship with them if they were not on the real ladder, so if it's convienient there's really no reason not to.

If you are friends, then the normal rules of how men and women can be friends applies. But it should be said, that many exes try to be friends because it seems like some shit they should do, when in reality one of them is hoping they will get back together or at least continue to fuck.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 04-10-2005 09:06 PM

Here ya go Edwin, a Fag Hag test.

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John McConnel
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 118
From: Okmulgee, OK USA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 04-10-2005 10:21 PM

What does it mean if you scored 74% on the Fag Hag test? That you're about a C- or D grade hag?

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William T. Parr
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 823
From: Cedar Park, TX
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 04-11-2005 03:23 PM

Just remember, if she thinks of you as her platonic friend. According to Chris Rock you are who she'll be boinking when he messes up. Chris Rock's Definition of Platonic Friend: Is like a Dick in glass case. In Case of Emergency, Break Open Glass! [Wink]

I scored a 72, but thats cool I forgot about her long time ago.

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

Posts: 10973
From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 04-11-2005 03:36 PM

I've seen that Chris Rock routine, "you know who he is, he visits your house, he eats your food and he shall betray you!"

Well, knowing a good number of females in any number of manners (close friends, friend zone friends, f**kbuddies, girlfriends, etc.), I don't think it really works out that way. Most women I've known who have cheated on their boyfriends usually did it with men completely outside their peer group. She sees some studly young guy at the night club who's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and just discretely uses him as a throw-away boy toy. At least that's what happens when they want to maintain their current relationship.

Also, if the lady is going to dump her boyfriend or husband for some new guy that really gets her passion burning, odds are very strong he will not be one of those friend zone guys. The friend zone is that odd thing where the lady likes you, but wouldn't have sex with you even if you were the last man on earth. You might as well be her brother or some shit like that. Hell, in some parts of Oklahoma, her brother would stand a better chance!
[uhoh]

The only way that sex does happen between a woman and a guy in her friend zone is during some major moment of weakness. She might be totally drunk and didn't meet anyone that evening. She may be hurting over a lost relationship (and also be sad, drunk, etc.). If she's sober, not depressed, stable, etc., you ain't gettin' any. Even during those moments of weakness, a guy with any sense at all shouldn't take advantage of the situation. It's a terrible compromise. Sex is a lot better when you're with a woman who honestly desires you.

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Gracia L. Babbidge
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 709
From: Bowdoin, Maine
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-12-2005 08:31 AM

Whee! I scored an 89% on the fag hag test! [Smile]

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