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Author Topic: Mix & match two movie titles Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-24-2005 09:51 PM                     CHARLIE'S ANGELS vs. THE POWER PUFF GIRLS A combination of live action and animation; action and comedy; comrades and catfights; but, mostly, a waste of time and money. The Angels go on strike when they learn that Charlie pays Bosley more than he does them because of their gender. Charlie counters by hiring the Power Puffs, who are now at legal working age. (Who says that cartoon characters never grow up?) The Angels then seek revenge by joining up with the Puff Girls' enemy, Mojo Jojo. Returning director McG promises state-of-the-art special effects, e.g. making Drew Barrymore look as hot as Cameron Diaz and Lucy Lui. (Or, for that matter, even as cute as Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup with their new teenage boobs!) MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS MEET THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The Rangers join up with the Turtles for the usual chop-socky filled fights with villainous monsters from space. Meanwhile, Donatello and the Pink Ranger become involved in a love that can never (nor should it EVER, please, God!) be.  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-28-2005 05:18 PM                     ROBOCOP vs. THE TERMINATOR In this "re-imagining" of these two stories, a Terminator is sent back in time to kill John Conner (as usual) who is now a New Detroit police officer. The cyborg botches his mission (as usual), succeeding only in messing Conner up pretty badly. Fortunately for him, the technology exists to turn him into a cyborg so that he can fight back when the Terminator makes his next, inevitable visit. At this point, the Terminator must only have to go back a week or so in the past. Hell, pretty soon, Conner will be able to go back in the past to kill the Terminator!  |  IP: Logged Martin Brooks Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 900 From: Forest Hills, NY, USA Registered: May 2002 posted 07-28-2005 05:29 PM                        A real one seen on the Cinema 1-2-3 in NYC back in 1992: The Muppets Bad Lieutenant  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-29-2005 05:23 PM                     BENJI vs. BEETHOVEN The terrier and the St. Bernard become rivals for the affections of that famous bitch, Lassie. Before they can settle the score, however, they are both left to hump legs as the Collie goes off with Rin Tin Tin. But, the joke is on the German Shepherd when he discovers that "she" has a pecker! Hear Three Dog Night perform a new version of "Dude (Look Like a Lady)" on the soundtrack.  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 07-29-2005 05:53 PM                    DIE ANOTHER DAY AFTER TOMORROW ------------------------------- After the massive ice age, more junk science predicts a huge heat wave that melts all the snow causing all survivors to drown.  |  IP: Logged Andy Summers Master Film Handler Posts: 397 From: Bournemouth Dorset United kingdom Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-29-2005 06:27 PM                 Obi-Wan Vs Nixon Obi-Wan “you will tell the truth” Nixon “I will tell the truth” Obi-Wan “you are a crock” Nixon “I am a crock”  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-31-2005 09:27 PM                     SHREK vs. THE LION KING Shrek and Princess Fiona take a vacation in Africa, ostensibly to get away from Donkey. But, guess what? There's no getting rid of him. He shows up in Africa, also. And, he just happens to be buddies with Simba, who doesn't take kindly to his pal being "ditched." It's the ultimate battle. But, which one? Ogre vs. lion? CGI vs. cel animation? Or, Disney vs. DreamWorks?  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 08-10-2005 09:47 PM                     BILLY JACK vs. GODZILLA When the Big G's path of destruction goes right through the Freedom School, Billy Jack vows revenge. But, how can he defeat the giant monster? The same way he took care of his other adversaries. With martial arts? No. He pulls off his shoes and socks and lets them stinky feet of his do the job! Besides co-starring, Godzilla will make his directorial debut.  |  IP: Logged

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