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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Who peed in my bottle?

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Dieter Depypere
Master Film Handler

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"Thirst! Water! ... HEY! I said WATEEER!"

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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"2 out of 3 professional drunks choose Listerine over the other brands!"

or

"Hey, they say urine is sterile. Let's find out. You drink my pee and if you don't get sick then the doctors are right!"

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Randy Stankey
Film God

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"Well... It beats drinking Budweiser!"

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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(To the tune of the "Mr. Clean" household cleaner TV commercial.)

 - "Listerine gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Listerine will clean your whole mouth and everything that's in it. Listerine. Listerine. Listerine."

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Cory Isemann
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"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

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Brad Miller
Administrator

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END CAPTIONING FOR LAST PIC

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Monte L Fullmer
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Ummm..."Large Marge!"

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John Wilson
Film God

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I am...

A WILD AND CRAZY GAL!

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Dieter Depypere
Master Film Handler

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Some footballs under that shirt?

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Headline in the Pittsburgh Gazette


The Pittsburgh Steelers just traded their second string quarterback (see above) to the Seattle Seabirds.

According to Hoyle.

Bobby,

The collective weight of the five friends is slightly more than Tina's weight. However, Joe wants me to lose as he wants to drink Tina's pee direct from the tap. [Wink]

Please feed him he is thirsty.

Bob

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Daniel Wright
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Scene from a girls gone wild tape you DONT want to see!

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Dominic Espinosa
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The Steelers biggest fan.

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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Beer drinker's challenge #14: Which weighs more, Tina or the collective weight of her five friends? Guess wrong and you have to drink a bucket of Tina's pee!

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Randy Stankey
Film God

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How to score at a college bar:

Look for the fat chick because all the other girls will hang around her so they don't look fat by comparison.

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