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Author Topic: Caption that pic (read the rules on page 1 before posting) Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-15-2006 01:07 PM                     Monkey for nothin' Get your chimps for free! OR Heard it through the APE vine!  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 02-15-2006 08:29 PM                     Hello Bobby my old friend. It's good to see you once again How's your mother, how's your aunt? How's your father's skin diving suit? I've got something you should see Back at my place; come with me I've got some brand new furnishings Plus 99 Dead Baboons 99 dead baboons Sitting in my living room. Not too functional it seems, But quite a conversation piece. This one's Jake; that one's Dinah; There's big Ned in my recliner. No it's not a lazy boy. Can't you see it's a dead baboon? How they got here I'm not sure; Woke up one day, there they were. Luckily i've got a lease Allowing pets if they're deceased. I'm just thankful they're not apes, 'Cuz apes would clash with the drapes. No more napkins at my parties- Wipe your hands on a dead baboon. Dead baboons are lots of fun; Playing water balloons I've always won. You can keep your dead giraffes and swine- I'll take dead baboons every time. There's just one problem I have found: It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow. But what a happy snorkeling device... With 99 dead baboons. --Tim Cavanagh, sung to the tune of "99 Luftballons" by Nena  |  IP: Logged Dieter Depypere Master Film Handler Posts: 343 From: Deutsch-Wagram, Lower Austria, Austria Registered: May 2005 posted 02-16-2006 01:51 PM                     He is just the right candidate for "American Idol". At least someone can sing.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 02-18-2006 04:15 AM                       Take my wife... please! But, seriously, folks... Hello? Is this thing on?  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 02-18-2006 05:57 AM                     END CAPTIONING FOR LAST PIC  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 02-18-2006 06:00 AM                  "Ya wanna horse around?" "How 'bout a roll in the hay?"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-18-2006 07:20 AM                        Turn your head and take a look at Brad. Why does he have his HAND in his POCKET?  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 02-18-2006 11:37 AM                     "The horses from Brokeback Mountain"  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 02-19-2006 12:25 PM                        Horse 1: psst ... I just dropped a "seabiscuit" ha ha ha... Horse 2: Dude, that joke wasn't even funny the first time you told it.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-19-2006 12:34 PM                     "Did you hear about that new STUD, three stalls down?!"  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 02-19-2006 06:08 PM                       "It's goin' down, we're bustin' out at midnight. Spread the word!"  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 02-20-2006 11:05 PM                     END CAPTIONING FOR LAST PIC  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 02-20-2006 11:07 PM                        Low miles, only one owner ... free house and pickup with purchase.  |  IP: Logged William Hooper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1879 From: Mobile, AL USA Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-21-2006 02:17 AM                        OMG, somebody broke the window & stole the stereo!  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 02-22-2006 12:33 AM                     END CAPTIONING FOR LAST PIC  |  IP: Logged

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