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Author Topic: When you wipe your ass, do you go from front to back or back to front? Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 02-17-2006 06:38 PM                        I would hope the ladies are going front to back ... as for the guys, I really don't care one way or the other (as long as it is getting wiped, that is).  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 02-17-2006 09:07 PM                     Aw Jesus, that just gave me a flashback to probably the wierdest class I had in high school. Quantico High School didn't have very many students. I was the only guy in my sophmore year biology class. Our teacher (I forget her name) was wierd. During one class, she told the girls the proper wiping direction to clean their butts. I'm not kidding, either! She really did that. "Do not reach in through your legs, reach around from behind and wipe outward, not toward your vagina." And then she said, "naturally, Bobby, you don't have to worry about that." I wanted to bark back, "well, I don't plan to wipe shit forward onto my sack anyway!"  |  IP: Logged Dieter Depypere Master Film Handler Posts: 343 From: Deutsch-Wagram, Lower Austria, Austria Registered: May 2005 posted 02-18-2006 03:37 AM                     I have read somewhere that if a woman wipes in the "wrong directon" it could cause vaginal infections. So maybe your teacher knew why she said that.  |  IP: Logged Wolff King Morrow Master Film Handler Posts: 490 From: Denton, TX, USA Registered: Feb 2004 posted 02-18-2006 05:47 AM                        Unfortunately, I never figured out how to use the 3 sea shells.  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 02-18-2006 08:15 AM                     If you have a case of "ring of fire" (rest in peace, PGT), some doctors may suggest you not overdo the TP going in any direction and instead get used to skid marks on your tighty whities or boxers.  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 02-18-2006 11:39 AM                     Always I lean to the left and wipe with the right, back to front, using a nice amount of TP.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-18-2006 11:45 AM                     So, nobody else uses FilmGuard?! You should try it! You'll never have a skid mark again!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 02-18-2006 12:16 PM                       quote: Dick Vaughan Old King Henry VIII had The Groom Of The King's Stool for instance. Eeeew! That reminds me of Mel Brook's History of the World, Part One. "Oh, piss boy!" I love how Mel stands there with a dignified aire, holding the bucket, taking the job very seriously.  |  IP: Logged Dieter Depypere Master Film Handler Posts: 343 From: Deutsch-Wagram, Lower Austria, Austria Registered: May 2005 posted 02-18-2006 12:26 PM                     Oh yes, I remeber, and after having done his business he throws some money in the (full) bucket  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 02-18-2006 12:35 PM                        "Wait for the shake!" Loved that scene.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 02-18-2006 04:16 PM                     quote: Dieter Depypere I have read somewhere that if a woman wipes in the "wrong directon" it could cause vaginal infections. So maybe your teacher knew why she said that. I would agree young girls should be educated about proper hygiene, although I think the female culture around girls growing up already puts a great deal of stress on hygiene and beauty -past the point of cultural indoctrination. The girls in my class at that time were all 15. It would seem pretty ridiculous if a girl didn't know proper wiping etiquette by that age. What teen boys do or don't do with TP is another matter. I would bet the underwear scortch marks ratio between boys and girls is at least 10:1, if not more lopsided than that. But girls can make up for that imbalance with a drawer full of period panties Toilet humor is so much fun.  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-18-2006 07:51 PM                     Does the future of the cinema industry lie in our bodily functions?  |  IP: Logged Mike Heenan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1896 From: Scottsdale, AZ, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 02-18-2006 08:15 PM                     John Holmes would regularly use coke-whore's tongues to wipe himself clean.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 02-18-2006 10:33 PM                     Maybe that's how he got AIDS.  |  IP: Logged Mike Heenan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1896 From: Scottsdale, AZ, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 02-18-2006 11:34 PM                     That would be pretty funny if it was that, compared to all the other stuff he's done, that should be a factor. Makes you wonder if he was part German? Lol.  |  IP: Logged

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