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Topic: How gay are you?
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Frank Angel
Film God

Posts: 5305
From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 07-22-2006 09:27 PM
Oh just great....I'm 16%. Seriously, I am relying on you guys to be a little descrete here; you see, in Brooklyn -- land that time forgot -- you get your head beat in if the macho street corner hitters smell even 1% gay on you (that would be the scent of Lacombe Regenerist Treatment Creme) as you pass by them.
Brad it right -- the test is bogus. How can I be only 16% when I said up front that I slept with Both -- hey, what can I say, I am a flower child of the 60s and lived in a commune for awhile and did a lot of experimenting, not to mention the college I addended was all male at the time and reaked of testosterone which isn't all that discriminating in a locker room.
Besides, the thing didn't ask if "Both" meant just a few times when you were 18 or if it just so happened that there were girls there at the same time -- that's gotta count for SOME hetero points, no? Besides that was eons ago damn it -- I should be so lucky to get that kind of sex now that I had back then; I wouldn't care what they called it as long as I got me some. Or do they mean now, the present, when one has been exclusively hetero for decades? "Both" is but a sweet memory of my youth.
Then again, I would say at present I am exclusively hetero, but exclusive that is, unless of course when you are totally drunk at a wedding party and some guy you don't know who looks like Jake Gyllenhall only better built, comes along and begs you to go to a storage room downstairs where he will do stuff for you that you can usually only get if you take your girlfriend out to dinner first and he promises never to tell anyone ....other than stuff like that, I would say now I am exclusively hetero.
As James Dean once said when the rumors were flying about that he was homosexual (the word "gay" back then just meant happy, not sexually fabulously happy) and a reporter asked him outright if he was homosexual; he said, "Well, I don't plan on going through life with one hand tied behind my back." ![[thumbsup]](graemlins/thumbsup.gif) [ 07-28-2006, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Frank Angel ]
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