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Damien Taylor
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I liked the Mamma Mia trailer, its just fun. Along with the fade to black, the other thing in a lot of trailers is the transition flashes made from two white frames, I like watching them come and go from the platter... Good fun.

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Mark Gulbrandsen
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Any trailer with Willie Nelson. He gives me the willies!

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Edwin Schwing
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua has to be my least favorite. If you are having a bad night, get a bottle of rum or whatever your favorite spirit is and take a shot every time Chihuahua is said (or sung) in the trailer. It may soon become your favorite trailer....

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Mike Schindler
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There's an interesting and terrible trend which I've noticed in trailers over the past couple of years. Someone will say something funny, and then there will be a cut to an unrelated scene, with all of the characters laughing hysterically. It annoys the crap out of me. If a movie is so unfunny that the trailer needs to tell you it's funny, then the movie's crap. The first time I noticed this was HOLES. Most recently the SEX AND THE CITY trailer had it.

quote: Mike Blakesley
Because it reminds the kids of black rappers, who are the coolest people on the planet, didn't you know that?
Black rappers make you want to vomit? Does that mean you're okay with the ICE AGE trailer using ICE ICE BABY?

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Louis Belloisy
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Any and all trailers that have to do with a Will Ferrell movie. He is such an ass [bs]

And: the annoying - Space Chimps
And of course - Step Brothers

lou

[ 07-13-2008, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Louis Belloisy ]

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Robert Crabtree
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While the Red Band Step Brothers is an improvement over the regular trailer, the only enjoyable part is when the top bunk collapses on Will Ferrel. It gives me hope that he will NEVER make another movie again.

Or appear shirtless. [puke]

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Mike Blakesley
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quote: Mike Schindler
Black rappers make you want to vomit?
Well, all rappers make me want to vomit, but the black rappers are the ones the kids think are the koolest. (Eminem is the exception.)

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Bruce McGee
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 - posted 07-14-2008 06:26 PM      Profile for Bruce McGee   Email Bruce McGee   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*SIGH*

And I thought that rap would go away as fast as it appeared. How wrong I was.

I dont like it either, but the people driving by my home with their rolling speaker box cars do seem to like it. I hear it all the time.

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Joe Redifer
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The rap that exists now is nothing like rap was when it first appeared. Back then it at least had a small micron of creativity. Now it's just about the cussin' and the shootin' and the pimpin'. Wow, how creative!

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Jonathon Miller
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I _hate_ the Madagascar 2 trailer. Throw me an elephant gun, and I'll show you three ugly, charmless, blocky CG animals mounted above my fireplace, damaged right between their eyes.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua. We're actually getting this. And it comes out like 4 days after Wall-E in Australia. I am ashamed to do my job when that one hits, I can tell you that.

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Joe Redifer
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Any trailer geared towards female audiences like: The Women, Nights in Rodthane, Family That Preys, Sister Pants 2, etc.

Dreadful.

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Mike Schindler
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Does anyone remember that policy trailer that Loews had about 5-10 years ago with the two guys who were announcing a customer contest to create a policy trailer for the chain? One guy was like a wacky usher, and then the other guy was like a straight man. The only specifics I remember was that there was one point where the usher was urging the straight man to get to the point, and he very quickly says, "Policy trailer, policy trailer!" It was awesome.

Does anyone remember it? Better yet, does anyone have it?

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Bobby Henderson
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 - posted 08-17-2008 12:53 AM      Profile for Bobby Henderson   Email Bobby Henderson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Anything dealing with "rap" is equal to being a WHORE.

Sell out. Suck it. Freaking damned lame. Rap is now officially white people commercial corporate sell out lame fake music. I didn't like rap even when it tried to tell a true story of the streets. Now it is just a gimmick for rich bastards living in castles just outside Hollywood. I feel like lighting a fuse on a bomb.

Any movie trailer these days throwing rap into it is automatically dead-assed lame. Automatic suckage. It deserves only to be bathed in infected vomit.

That is how out of date rap has become. Yes. "Rap" is now officially old people music. Those young ones out there holding onto it only do so out of shame. Rap is lame. Rap is totally non-creative. It only talks and borrows off of the ideas of others. It only deserves to be forgotten. Rap is now just as embarrassing as what late 1980's spandex wearing hair bands are to heavy metal faithful. 100% embarrassing.

I really hope this pisses off a lot of younger folks who love rap. Get a damned life already. Rap sucks infected biomedical waste. It ranks nothing above that.

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Shane Cooper
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 - posted 08-17-2008 01:24 AM      Profile for Shane Cooper   Email Shane Cooper   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Wow Bobby, tell us how you really feel! [Smile]

I agree with you that rap has become way too commercial. I do think there is rap out there that is still poetic and that often gets ignored because it isn't commercial enough. I am thinking of groups and artists like Jurassic 5, The Roots and Common.

If you have seen Tropic Thunder, the character Alpa Chino, (this reminds of the talentless chart topping Flo Rida), is a great skewering of popular rap artists today!

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Bobby Henderson
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 - posted 08-17-2008 03:51 AM      Profile for Bobby Henderson   Email Bobby Henderson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Okay, I'll admit I was a bit harsh in my hyperbole.

But still, I see rap today as being the same as "hair band metal" as it was in its ridiculously hilarious dying days in the early 1990s. It really is that bad.

It's been a long time since the days rap really delivered some real "wake up" music via acts like N.W.A. and Public Enemy. Now it's just a lot of cashing in via the most negative traits of popular American culture.

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