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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 05-19-2009 02:00 PM                     No you're not...  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 05-19-2009 02:43 PM                  Live Fast, Die Pretty  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 05-20-2009 03:14 PM                  There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 05-20-2009 03:44 PM                        There are also two types of wit - quick and pedestrian  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-20-2009 04:03 PM                     There are 10 kinds of people in the world. -- Those who can count in binary and those who can't.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 05-20-2009 04:41 PM                     Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 05-20-2009 06:07 PM                  Life is sexually transmitted.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-20-2009 06:44 PM                     quote: John Wilson Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes  |  IP: Logged Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 05-20-2009 08:13 PM                        Pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease. (That's always a winner with your female friends) And another inspiration that get's most of my female friends pissed at me. A baby is technically a parasitic life form. It depends on a host creature, the mother, in order to sustain life. It takes from the host, and supplies nothing (biologically) in return, and thus isn't symbiosis. And often can have negative impact on the host's health. It gets them so worked up. Women take any poke at babies possibly being anything different than the most beautiful of miracles, even if it is in jest, as a direct insult. Not an insult, just one of those "Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway" deals. No degradation of baby kind intended. I mean, we all were babies at some point in time. (Except Brad and Phil, who were willed into existence.)  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 05-20-2009 09:36 PM                     quote: Randy Stankey See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-20-2009 10:18 PM                     And mäni interesting furry animals  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 05-20-2009 11:22 PM                        A moose once bit my sister...  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 05-20-2009 11:49 PM                     No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...  |  IP: Logged Mike Heenan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1896 From: Scottsdale, AZ, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 05-21-2009 12:01 AM                     Germans eat chocolate squirrels.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-21-2009 12:21 AM                     We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.  |  IP: Logged

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