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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 06-12-2009 11:05 AM                    "This town needs an enema."  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 06-12-2009 11:17 AM                     "Let's do some crimes. Like, we'll buy sushi and not pay!"  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-12-2009 02:42 PM                        Why don't you just jump off the roof, right here and now? That's what you really want, isn't it? You smoke crack, don't you, boy? Don't you smoke crack? Yeah, I thought so. And you know what that does to you? You don't? It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells! Now when you're destroying your brain cells, you're doing the same thing as killing yourself. You're just doing it slower! Now, I say if you wanna kill yourself, don't fuck around with it, do it expeditiously! Go on and jump! JUMP!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-12-2009 05:46 PM                  I Can Only Please One Person A day, Today Isn’t Your Day.  |  IP: Logged Demetris Thoupis Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1240 From: Aradippou, Larnaca, Cyprus Registered: Apr 2001 posted 06-13-2009 12:50 AM                     1. The Boss is Right 2. The Boss is Always Right 3. In the mere chance the Boss is not right, refer to rules 1 & 2!  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 06-13-2009 01:59 AM                     The price for the design job is standard if you leave. The price for the design job is double if you wait. The price for the design job is triple if you watch. The price for the design job is 10X if you insist on "helping."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 06-13-2009 11:08 AM                        Wow! I made $500 off that last video shoot. And it only cost me $700 worth of crack to get through it!  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 06-13-2009 02:58 PM                    Bill & Ted: "Sixty Nine, Dudes!" Bill & Ted: "Woah."  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 06-13-2009 04:41 PM                     Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 06-14-2009 01:25 PM                     "It will come out no more!"  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 06-14-2009 01:56 PM                     Oompa loompa doopadee doo/I've got a perfect puzzle for you/Oompa loompa doopadee dee/ If you are wise you'll listen to me/What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?/Eating as much as an elephant eats/What are you at getting terribly fat?/What do you think will come of that?/I don't like the look of it/Oompa loompa doopadee dah/If you're not greedy, you will go far/You will live in happiness too/Like the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo/Doopadee doo Oompa Loompa doopadee do/I've got another puzzle for you/Oompa loompa doopadee dee/If you are wise you'll listen to me/Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while/It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile/But it's repulsive, revoulting, and wrong/chewing and chewing all day long/The way that a cow does/Oompa Loompa doopadee dah/Given good manners, you will go far/You will live in happiness too/Like the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo Oompa loompa doopadee do/I've got another puzzle for you/Oompa loompa doopadah dee/If you are wise you'll listen to me/What do you get from a glut of TV?/A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3/Why don't you try simply reading a book?/Or could you just not bear to look?/You'll get no/You'll get no/You'll get no/You'll get no/You'll get no commercials/Oompa loompa doopadee dah/If you're not greedy you will go far/You will live in happiness too/Like the/Oompa/Oompa loompa doopadee do  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-15-2009 09:54 AM                     My hovercraft is full of eels.  |  IP: Logged Damien Taylor Master Film Handler Posts: 493 From: Perth, Western Australia Registered: Apr 2007 posted 06-15-2009 10:01 AM                     I will not buy this record, it is scratched.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 06-15-2009 10:21 AM                        I just voted for the "clean" version of Tim's "No Masturbation" snipe on Jeff's forum.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 06-15-2009 10:29 AM                        Jack: Rochester! What's this about you having a phone installed in your room? Rochester: I figured it'd be better if we had two phones in the house. Jack: But why? You can use my phone whenever you want to. Rochester: Yeah, but suppose the house is burning down and I haven't got any change?  |  IP: Logged

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