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Richard Hamilton
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1341
From: Evansville, Indiana
Registered: Jan 2000
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posted 07-14-2013 04:02 AM
Well. it's still a waiting game. I was supposed to have a consultation with a new doctor last Thursday, but I had to reschedule. Now he's on vacation all week. I'm going to try to schedule all my tests and procedures while he's out. I still need an upper endoscopy, a colonoscopy, CT scan, and lab work. I figure I'll ask them to just knock me out, take blood, stick tubes up my ass and throat(hopefully different tubes or at least not in that order), roll me into a big tube, and get it all over with at once. That way the Dr. will have all the info and can either tell me to wait and schedule more tests, or tell me what's going on.
Rick (the human pin cushion)
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Mike Blakesley
Film God

Posts: 12767
From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-25-2013 06:26 PM
No no, for medical humor you have to go to Rodney Dangerfield.
quote: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Note: In a bad situation my reaction is always to joke things up, so...this is not meant to make light of your situation Richard. I wish you all the best and will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
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