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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-04-1999, 09:13 PM:
John Wilson sent this link to me and I just couldn't pass up on posting it here.Click on the link below and then click "dialectize".
CLICK HERE
Posted by George Roher (Member # 91) on 10-04-1999, 09:25 PM:
Jive Film-Tech is even funnier!
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 10-04-1999, 09:26 PM:
I like the "Jive" option much better than the redneck option, since it is closer to ebonics and you hear that all over the place. Here's da link, homey G:
Click here
Posted by Ky Boyd (Member # 23) on 10-05-1999, 12:28 AM:
Elmer Fudd!
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 10-05-1999, 02:01 AM:
Each to his own, or as the Swedish Chef would say...Eech tu hees oovn.
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John
Posted by Tom Ferreira (Member # 70) on 10-05-1999, 11:43 AM:
This is hysterical. I just played with it for a half hour. I never knew that in Jive, lamphouses are lampcribs, and in Redneck, Scott Norwood is Ol' Jed No'wood. The best part is that you can click on the forum headings, and read the posts in the same "language".
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 10-05-1999, 01:18 PM:
Ol' Jed No'wood sez "Slap mah fro!".
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 10-09-1999, 06:46 AM:
If you thought that was funny, then try out these for a tear inducing read. http://www.rinkworks.com/said/
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 04-12-2002, 06:57 PM:
Slap mah fro! Dis be too funny - Bumpin' it down fo' dose who gotsn't seen it (aldough it's now in de wrong fo'um -- Brad may wanna move it). Watch out fo' de popups dough. Lop some boogie. WORD! (Please fo' gimme - ah' couldn't help mah'self.)
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 04-12-2002, 09:31 PM:
HELP! I CANT MAKE IT WORK!
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 04-12-2002, 09:56 PM:
m1ke, what ahppens when u cliX0tr on one of teh links proivded by brad or joe!?!??!?!?!??!?
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-12-2002, 10:12 PM:
Hjda kcin asai kld osye,;jfppfm, xkidnd l cm,ldjd,?Sywnhcm, hysdn 2 dhji. Kvsy sggdir jdyot!!!
gaosb, nriwt,
Buppy jsio i, 
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 04-13-2002, 12:00 AM:
At last...a place where I can post this small anecdote: A while back a film critic friend of mine
was looking over my shoulder once when I pulled up this forum, saw the pictures and remarked,
"What is that--the portly man's forum?"
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-13-2002, 02:38 AM:
This thread was created back before Brad and I were smart enough to consolidate or links to say "click here". I edited mine.
Posted by Matthew Bailey (Member # 601) on 04-13-2002, 01:44 PM:
Some would probably mistake a Christie AW3 film platter for a food platter! Probably eating food directly off the deck surface
would leave the peculiar taste of polyester in someones's mouth!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 04-15-2002, 02:17 PM:
All i get is a frame at the top that says "dialectizer" and then a frame at the botom with the original page.