Officials at AMC Theatres, one of the nations largest theatre chains, announced today the imminent retirement of the chains beloved mascot Clip. For more than 10 years, Clip has appeared in AMC policy trailers around the world. When asked what prompted the retirement of Clip, an AMC official said "well, he's made of film." The official went on to say that as the chain, known for its megaplexes, embraces the new digital projection technology they felt it was time for a mascot that reflected the new technology.
Sources deep in the AMC organization, who asked that their identities remain hidden, revealed that in January, 2000 the company would introduce two new mascots who reflect the digital future, One and Zero.
Meanwhile, Clip, who has endured a hard life at the hands of AMC personnel is looking forward to his retirement. "I hope to find a home with a nice, caring projectionist who will provide me with restorative Film-Guard therapy." In recent years, Clip has shown more and more scratches on all of his limbs and is usually covered in dirt. "It's not easy being an AMC mascot," said Clip. Due to healthcare cutbacks at the company, Clip's right arm was reattached with zebra tape after a 1997 break. Earlier this year, a broken leg was repaired with masking tape. "Maybe after I leave AMC I'll finally be able to get the popcorn grease off of me," said Clip.
When asked about Clip's poor treatment at the hands of AMC staff, company officials had no comment.
-Chris
It should be called, "Torn Sprocket Hole," or "Scratch."
The only piece of film I have ever seen to come pre-scratched from the labs BY REQUEST from AMC to meet their quality standards.
The Clip bit was written by a friend of mine who shall remain nameless. But it brings up an interesting question.
Have any of the big chains updated their policy trailers?
UA is recycling 5 year old trailers that weren't even recorded in SR much less digital. Mann had a disasterous policy trailer that looked like it was recorded off of a VGA computer screen with a VHS-C camcorder.
The rule is inovate or die. Lets all watch some death.

As far as UA goes, I think that as of this writing they are playing Blade Runner 2: ODDyssey. That has Dolby Digital, SDDS, and DTS timecode. Too bad the DTS version was NEVER put on any discs! In an odd twist of fate, the old Mann policy had the 6 track sound on the DTS discs (sounds GREAT) but no timecode on any of the trailers ever printed! What was even weirder was that if you cut the UA ODDyssey trailer tail too late, the Mann music will start playing in DTS in your UA theatre! I had this happen and I laughed my ass off.
If anybody finds a stray "Clip" I could find it in my heart to give the poor guy a kind and loving home.
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is alive and well, thank you.For good taste Clip is preferable to the Pepsi Girl. 
Ken: The Pepsi Girl looked especially ridiculous in front of arty pictures like Quills or Pollock. The only time the Pepsi Girl was appropriate was in front of Cecil B. Demented.
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Yes, I can whistle the tune. Comes from seeing it 20 times a night on tha friggin lobby screen

I'm sure though that since the DMD is a creation of TI there would be copyright issues, but couldn't you just see it? Chip running around inside the DLP projector all happy and crap and then he jumps into the motherboard right as the light's about to hit him and bounce off into the lenses and we follow the light beam until it hits the screen with the AMC logo? Now that I think about it, that probably would piss off the TI people. Oh well, never mind then.
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The man with the magic hands.
What would really be cool? The Pepsi Girl meets Rambo. People would do anything to see that, wouldn't they?

Strangely enough, I have not grown tired of the Regal roller coaster policy. I started to, but when I saw the Pepsi Girl, I quickly wished for the roller coaster back. Who says whishe don't come true? Now I can listen to it all day.