HALF.COM announces a Peter Parker Pricing promo pre-order package for SPIDER-MAN DVDs. It's simple: If your name is Peter Parker, HALF.COM will give you the DVD free, plus a $25 gift certificate. If your last name is Parker (as in, oh, May Parker), you get the disc only, also free. If your first name is Peter, you get a $5 discount on the $10.99 disc or $6.99 VHS.

Got that? Great! The offer runs from November 1st to December 1st, and you'll have to fax proof of identity over, which may adversely impact your secret identity. Maybe Aunt May should handle this.

Dave