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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-22-2004, 03:20 AM:

Pretty lame. The only thing this has going for it is halle berry. 95% of the movie felt tacked on.

Posted by Andrea Werft (Member # 2551) on 07-22-2004, 01:37 PM:

Yeah..Halle Berry's Breasts! [Big Grin]

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-22-2004, 08:16 PM:

Sweet Jesus...

I thought I'd wasted enough of my life having to screen Anchorman, but I'd swear that this piece of [bs]

comes REALLY close to matching Anchorman it all it's lame glory.

The acting, or lack thereof.. PITIFUL.

The only TWO things that this film had going for it are Sharon Stone and Halle Berry, in that order. Both of them are mui caliente...

Save your money.. spend the 2 hours of you life on something else... but whatever you do, for cripes sake.. AVOID THIS FILM.

1/5

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-22-2004, 11:17 PM:

Ditto to Jason...Sweet Jesus!!!

Actually I haven't screened this movie in it's entirity, but thankfully I got someone else to sit through it! With what I saw, it is clearly a big warm sloppy pile of crap.

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-23-2004, 08:21 AM:

I already forgot what the stroy was about. But Ms Berry just looks absolutely stunning in that cat outfit. And I am not even into leather stuff! I think people who are might suffer a medical emergency watching this movie.

Posted by Don Anderson (Member # 397) on 07-24-2004, 11:05 PM:

[bs]

It's like watching a really really bad Janet Jackson music video. Anyone who has seen the film will kinda know what I mean. This has got to be the worst film since Master of Disguise!

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-25-2004, 12:51 AM:

Heeeere shitty shitty shitty shitty!! [thumbsdown]

My cat says: meow, meow, meow, meow, purr, meow, purr, purr.

Translation: This movie made me be ashamed to be a cat. [thumbsdown]

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-25-2004, 02:00 AM:

look at it this way Jeremy, at least now you know that your cat can bring you back to life, so start carrying it around with you everywhere, jsut in case. I have four cats, so I should live forever.

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-25-2004, 04:53 AM:

quote: Don Anderson
It's like watching a really really bad Janet Jackson music video.

What do you mean? Unfortunately, there are no boobs popping out anywhere. Now that you mention it - it would really have upgraded the movie!

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 07-25-2004, 10:33 AM:

No boobs popping out? Now I know for sure I'm skipping this one. [Smile]

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 08-07-2004, 09:10 PM:

only thing that made this tolerable was Halle Berry .

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 08-16-2004, 09:52 PM:

I have avoided this one but I happened to watch the "Ferris wheel scene" just now. That is totally ridiculous.

1. No Ferris wheel, if it malfunctions, would make big loud crashing noises like that when it stops and/or tries to re-start.

2. No Ferris wheel has big gigantic humongous greasy gears like are shown in the movie. The wheel is driven by a cable which goes all the way around the wheel and is wrapped around two small wheels, which are connected to the motor via clutch.

(#2 above applies to wheels as made by the Eli Bridge Company, the originators of the traveling carnival wheel. The newer wheels such as the Century Wheel are driven by rubber tires -- but still no gigantic gears.)

Not that I was expecting anything believeable about this movie, but jeeez.

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 09-01-2004, 04:47 PM:

The only thing I actually liked about this movie was how it was shot. The style for reason was appealing. The whole music video feeling. [Cool]

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 09-02-2004, 11:35 PM:

quote: Jennifer Pan
The style for reason was appealing.

I can't figure out what that means. But I agree, the movie really looks very good - all movies shot by Thierry Arbogast look great.

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 09-03-2004, 12:35 AM:

I guess I just meant that I liked it. [Razz]

It was different, thats what I was visually attracted by.