Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Spanglish (2004)

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-17-2004, 04:05 AM:

We have a new winner!

No longer does Anchorman hold the throne for worst movie of all time, for we now have Spanglish!

This movie is easily 10,000 times WORSE than Anchorman. I would rather sit through Anchorman ten times in a row non-stop than sit through the rest of this movie. Yes that's right, while I can generally force myself to sit through just about any piece of shit movie, I decided my own life was worth more than completing the screening of this movie, so I saved myself and spot-checked the rest of the show from the booth window every few minutes. (Not like it really matters when you play a print that previously ran at the Regal / UA Cinema 6 in Santa Fe, New Mexico. [Roll Eyes]

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-2 out of 5 stars. It's THAT bad!

Posted by William Valdes (Member # 2690) on 12-17-2004, 11:59 PM:

Hehe I always love these reviews [thumbsup]

Still It's the sort of cliche-filled, sobbing, melodramatic [bs]

that gets the Oscar noms this time of year.
I'll bet Tea Leoni gets nominated, or the film gets nominated for best screenplay [puke]

Posted by Dave Macaulay (Member # 813) on 12-20-2004, 09:58 PM:

I had this to run for a private screening last week. I took a book to read as I didn't have any interest in seeing it. During the 1-2 changeover the client called and told me to shut it down, they weren't interested in seeing any more. All I saw was the opening credits and about a minute of it during the c/o, and that was more than enough for me.