Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Alone In The Dark

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-31-2005, 10:57 AM:

6 reels of pure [bs]

Absolutely NO plot. I didn't know why they were doing the things they did. Hell, Christian Slater even narrated a bit....WHY!!!?? It had no emphasis on the plot. The only thing that wasn't too bad aside from it not helping the lack of plot was the sex scene between Tara Reid and Christian Slater.

0.5/5

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 02-03-2005, 02:55 AM:

All who enter here alive are already dead.

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 02-03-2005, 11:24 AM:

Sex Scene: Crappy and useless to the movie.
Plot: Nonexistant. Must be a direct copy of the video game...Trouble is we don't get to play Carnby, Slater does. So where's the fun in watching someone else play the game?
Screw this movie!

Not to mention the craptacular sound mix. What a waste of 1:40.

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 02-12-2005, 01:19 AM:

I agree with everyone else, this movie [puke]

BLOWS, I could not believe I waisted my time to see this [bs]

I might be mistaken but was the helmets the "What ever crap organization" wore(*cough* swat team) look like the cheap plastic police helmets you bought when you were a kid. I give this -10/10 stars
[thumbsdown]