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Posted by Don Anderson (Member # 397) on 02-25-2005, 02:33 AM:

Absolutely DREADFUL. Bad script, and a handful of hot chicks that even with their presence, can't make the film fly. Our print had terrible low contrast and a few reels that were very magenta. Plotless 100 minutes of crap, with fake tits, tight asses, lots of plastic surgery, lip jobs, and a hispanic accent that appears and disappears throughout the movie. I wanted to vomit up my popcorn after sitting through it. [thumbsdown]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-25-2005, 04:33 AM:

EXCELLENT! Absolutely perfectly written and carried out, the whole thing "just works". I couldn't give this one any higher stars. In fact I will officially rate it right now as 5 out of 5 stars!!! Of course I am speaking of Don's review.

Getting to my review of the movie, I would have to give it at best 2 out of 5 stars. It is stupid, senseless and completely predictable in every way. Don't waste part of your life on this one.

Posted by Rich Granata (Member # 2285) on 02-25-2005, 07:08 AM:

Brad, you give a good review. Everyone, that is his happy fayce. Sorry couldn't resist.

:|

What a piece of a movie.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 02-25-2005, 09:22 AM:

How about the eye candy? I really wanna see this one for boobs. [Big Grin]

Posted by James R. Hammonds, Jr (Member # 673) on 02-25-2005, 11:53 AM:

Save yourself the trouble
Read My Boobs - Obviously NOT WORK SAFE!

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 02-25-2005, 04:33 PM:

Man.. what can I say.. I really know how to pick a winner these days...If it weren't for the TnA in this flick.. there would be pretty much nothing to see at all..

Well, maybe the Happy Fayyyce lady.

I should have watched Diary of a Mad Black Woman... which could also be the story of my wife.. LOL... [Smile]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-25-2005, 06:08 PM:

Ok, ok, ok...MAYBE Richard will like this one. I'm not sure though because there is only hinting of boobs shown, you don't actually see anything.

Let us know if you have a happy faaayyce when watching this Richard.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 02-26-2005, 03:24 AM:

I couldn't stop staring at my screen 3 while I was in the field....DAMN...I gotta see this on Monday.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 03-02-2005, 12:18 AM:

Ok, a little late on the review, but here goes. The plot of this movie SUCKED. Tommy Lee Jones was very funny as he always has this strange sense of humor.

The only reason to see this film....the 5 cheerleaders....DAMN!!! [Eek!]

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 03-06-2005, 02:16 AM:

The whole time while screening this movie the only thing I could think of is "DO NOT PICK UP THE NAPKINS ON THE FLOOR WHEN CLEANING" There were so many un-needed scences of the chearleaders "showing them selfs off".

*Sorry to get off topic but this is my 100th POST [Big Grin]