Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: The Losers (2010)

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Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 04-24-2010, 07:26 PM:

CINEMA: Moore Warren, Moore, OK
AUDITORIUM: 7
PRESENTATION: Dolby Digital Cinema DLP/THX
PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: Jackass behind me kicking my seat
RATING: Two stars (out of four)

HA! I haven't seen the Shrek THX trailer before. Awesome.

THE PLOT: Some kids done get blowed up. Wackiness ensues.

I don't know what these guys are supposed to be...something like the "inglourius basterds", I suppose. Basically, lots of shit blows up in completely unplausable situations as they try to take down a comically absurd bad guy which may or may not be because of the blowed up kids or may or may not be for that hot chick who's sleeping with the "colonel" for no apparent reason aside from the wretched excess of plot twists.

Lots of action eye candy with a really dumb plot. Action porn.

Posted by Justin Hamaker (Member # 2165) on 04-25-2010, 09:45 PM:

Zoe Saldana was about the only thing that made this movie enjoyable. Otherwise it was just 90 minutes of carnage.