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quote: Mike BlakesleyI kind of blame the Transformers movie for that crap. Suits unfolding out of nowhere is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to violating the laws of physics. The Marvel MCU has been doing silly things with physics since the first Iron Man movie. A human being can't put on a metal suit and crash into the ground or through a building at jet fighter speed without being turned into a juicy mess of bloody granola. But these are super hero movies. We're supposed to suspend our disbelief to some degree, although it would be nice if the producers, writers and directors would do more to meet audiences halfway. At least the movie seems pretty normal compared to laugh-riots like Torque.
As expected, this movie has plenty of those stupid "touch your arm and your whole suit unfolds from nowhere" scenes too, which irritate me because they're physically ridiculous, but then I suppose the whole MCU falls in to that category so whatever.
quote: Mike BlakesleyI agree, I don't know why they keep doing that crap. Yeah, a threat to end our world or destroy the universe is bad. But it's so broad that it's difficult for viewers to relate to it. Plus, so many movies have done the end of the world thing that it has become very tired. Now, to be fair, Thanos wasn't out to destroy the universe. He just wanted to indiscriminately kill off half its population. It's still a pretty broad thing, even with a MacGuffin like the infinity stones and gauntlet being involved. Movie viewers can more easily relate to a goals like defusing a bomb or preventing a villain from killing a specific person. When the writers blow the threat up to a ridiculous scale the threat is no longer personified. A Gamma Ray Burst from a distant collapsing star light years away could cook off the Earth's ozone layer (or worse) in a matter of seconds. Such a thing would touch off a mass extinction event that would killl everything right down to bacteria. Odds are extremely slim of that ever happening. But if it did happen we would be powerless to stop it. So why even worry?
It's really too bad there isn't some other thing to be "at stake" besides the WHOLE UNIVERSE. They've backed themselves into a corner with this. I liked it when the movies were more simple, such as Superman being mainly concerned with Lois Lane and the population of one city at a time.
quote: Bobby HendersonThe first time I saw "21st Century" in print, I thought it was a mistake, but 20th Century is the studio, 21st Century is the "parent" company.
20th Century Fox. Or is it 21st Century?
quote: Bobby HendersonAlso, what happened to making entertaining movies on non-nine figure budgets? The reason these franchises need to appeal to the whole world is because they cost so much to make and market. Why not spend $75 million on a movie that appeals to Americans and Candadians and try to get a $200 million or so gross out of it? It would still be a 33% ROI before home release and the downside is much lower.
The less than stellar performance of the latest round of super hero movies, Star Wars installments and other derivative been-there, done-that gunk should be a clue to the movie studios they need to grow a pair of functioning balls and actually take a fucking damned chance on a new idea.
quote: Mike BlakesleyEven back then studio heads were nervous as hell about it (as were the actors having to say those lines). Their out was that Richard Pryor was writing a bunch of that dialog. Still, they hit the brakes on letting Pryor play the Black Bart character, choosing a less militant, more nice actor with Cleavon Little.
Blazing Saddles'd NEVER get made today. The studio executives would be pissing their pants before the actor finished the line, "Send over a couple of (n-words)." I think that happens in the first five minutes or so.
quote: Bobby HendersonThat's not the reason. They changed to Cleavon Little because the studio was worried about Richard Pryor being uninsurable, due to his drug arrest history.
Still, they hit the brakes on letting Pryor play the Black Bart character, choosing a less militant, more nice actor with Cleavon Little.
quote:(I was going to quote from the original article which was on Salon.com but the link is dead now. But the same info is found on the DVD or Blu Ray commentary.)
Casting was problematic. Richard Pryor was Brooks' original choice to play the Sheriff Bart, but the studio, claiming his history of drug arrests made him uninsurable, refused to approve financing with Pryor as the star.[9] Cleavon Little was cast in the role, and Pryor remained as a writer.
quote: Mike BlakesleySo, what about the latest Tarantino movies? They don't seem to be so racial correct to me.
I think the campfire scene would survive, as would all the sex jokes, but there's way too much racial humor in that movie for today's tender-feelinged audiences.
quote: Sam GrahamSam, you are a classic. Now that I've seen it all, your summary really amused me.
PLOT: The Avengers need to stop Thanos from getting his paws on all the infinity stones. They fail and the credits roll, listing the literal thousands who were involved in the making of this picture right down to the assistant payroll accountants. Then a commercial for the all-new 2019 Infiniti QX50, starring Samuel Jackson, airs. Then we all exit to the lobby, where kids are telling those waiting in line to see this that it's the greatest movie ever.