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Posted by Phil Connolly (Member # 465) on 06-27-2001, 04:17 PM:
Q: What do you call a Drummer whose spilt up with his girlfriend?A: Homeless
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Q: How many Drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they can get a machine to do that now.
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Q: Why whould a guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboad of his car?
A: So he could park in the disabled spot.
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Q: How do you know that the Drums are set up level?
A: Because the drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
Posted by William Dickson (Member # 314) on 06-28-2001, 08:18 PM:
Rated G
What do you call a guy who hangs out with 4 musicians?
A Drummer
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-14-2002, 01:31 PM:
Rated G 
Drummer How can you tell if the stage is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 11-14-2002, 04:25 PM:
Rated G Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a pig?
A: A pig wouldn't pick up a drummer in a bar.
Rimshot!
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-20-2003, 08:51 AM:
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.