A Copper pulled me over one time and asked me if I was dirnkin and driving. I said yes,....and proceded to show him my bottle of water!
I was in a diner once, and a Cop came in. I could see his car through the window, and it had some type of acronym like S.W.A.T. or S.M.A.S.H. painted on it's side. So I went up to this poor sap who was trying to enjoy his lunch, and proceded to ask him if I should take the acronym literally!
You could be on here my name came up & I Live in the UK