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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-24-2001, 03:03 PM:
Rated PGDuring the Six Day War of June, 1967, Egyptian President Nasser wanted to quit, but the Israeli government refused to accept his resignation! 
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-24-2001, 03:07 PM:
Rated PGIsraeli enlistment poster:
"Join the Air Force, and see the Paramids!" 
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 08-09-2001, 05:14 PM:
Rated PGSo, do you know why the June 1967 conflict only lasted 6 days and not 7?--You wouldn't expect the Israelis to fight on Shabbos, would ya!
Actually, the 1967 conflict should have only lasted 5 Days. But the Israeli Commander screwed up--his troops had to march back 'cause they forgot the horseraddish for the Gifelte Fish rations! 
Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 11-07-2004, 07:31 PM:
It has been 1186 days since the last post.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-07-2004, 07:31 PM:
Rated G ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Yasser Arafat,being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday." ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)