"Knock, Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Emerson."

"Emerson who?"

"Emerson nice tits ya got there!"
 

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke.   
 

* Knock-knock!*

Who's there?

Doris*

Doris who?*

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!   
 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ether,

Ether Who?

The Ether Bunny

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Anna

Anna Who?

Ann another Ether Bunny

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Samoa

Samoa Who"

Samoa Ether Bunnys!

Knock Knock!

Who's there? Orange

Orange Who?

ORANGE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THESE ETHER BUNNYS?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!   
 

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Phillip Glass.
 

Person 1: "Say Knock Knock..."

Person 2: "Knock Knock"

Person 1: "Who's there?"

Works almost every time.

This Knock-Knock joke is done with an Italian accent,

Knocka, Knocka

Whosa Therea

I'ma

I'ma whoa
 

Rated PG

"Knock, Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Emerson."

"Emerson who?"

"Emerson nice tits ya got there!"
 

A DJ for a local radio station in Houston, Texas thought his job was really boring. So, he decided to have a knock-knock joke day where he would go around town, and ask people to tell knock-knock jokes.

He publicized it widely to be sure that everyone would be ready with a joke to tell. Then, he hit the streets J: "Hello everyone, are you ready for knock-knock joke day?!?!"

He looked around, but the only person he saw was a drunk under a lampost. He thought, eh, what the hell, it's worth a shot.DJ: "Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke day?"

Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I didn't"

DJ: "Well, it is. Do you have a knock-knock joke for us?"

Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I do"

DJ: "Can you tell it to us?"

Drunk: "Knock-Knock"

DJ: "Who's there?"

Drunk: "Argo"

DJ: "Argo who"

Drunk: "Ar, go fuck yourself!"

After this, the DJ was fired for letting someone swear on the air. He then dedicated his whole life to making a knock-knock joke dictionary with every single knock-knock joke, so he would know if a joke was inappropriate. After 6 years of traveling the world, he came back to the radio station and asked for his job back. Once he had convinced them to take him back, he decided to have another knock-knock joke day.

So, he hit the streets again: DJ: "Hello everybody, it's time to hear some knock-knock jokes"The only person he saw was the same drunk under the same lampost. But since he had his dictionary with him, he figured he had nothing to lose.

DJ: "Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke day?"

Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I did"

DJ: "So do you have a knock-knock joke for us?"

Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I do"

DJ: "Well, can you tell us?"

Drunk: "Knock-Knock"

DJ: "Who's there?"Drunk: "Mary"

The DJ quickly looked through his dictionary under Mary. When he didn't find anything bad, he got a smirk on his face and said DJ: "Mary who?"

Drunk: "Ar, go fuck yourself!"

The DJ was fired again.

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

The owl says.

The owl says who?

Exactly.

Madam Foot

Knock-Knock,

Who's There?

Madam.

Madam Who?

Open Up! Madam Foot Is Caught In the Door!


Sneeze

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch-who?

Bless you!


Luke

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the window and you'll see.

Yahoo & Excite

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yah.

Yah who?

Yahoo? Why are you so Excited?

Roach

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter-did you get it?

Wooden Shoe

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know.

Jamaican

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me crazy!


Dishes


Knock, knock

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes me. Who ish you?

Cow

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Cow...

Cow who?

Cow don't who, cow mooooooo.....!!!
 

Hammy

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hammy.

Hammy who?

Hammy the salt please.

Snow

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Snow...

Snow who?

Snow use - I can't remember

Orange-Banana

Knock-Knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Ben

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon.

Great one

YOU: Okay, I have a great knock knock joke... You start...
THEM: Knock-Kncok
YOU: Who's There?
THEM: ???? (always gets a laugh)
 

Old lady

Knock knock

Who's there?

Old lady

Old lady who (yodeladywho)?

I didn't know you knew how to yodel!

Olive

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I Love You!

Cargo

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep.

Jelly Beans

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you some jelly beans?

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Tommy.
Tommy who?
Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
 

Gorilla

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gorilla

Gorilla Who?

Gorilla me a burger I'm hungry!

Butternut

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Butternut.

Butternut who?

utternut tell me you aren't home!

Abby

Knock-Knock

who's there?

Abby

Abby who?

Abby Birthday to you!

Police

Knock-Knock.

Who is there?

Police.

Police who?

Police button your pants!

Police

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Police...

Police who?

Police let me in. I'm freezing out here!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eye.

Eye who?

Eye eat my hamburgers

Ghost

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry it's just a joke!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot will be up your ass, if you don't open this door!
 

For Elvis Presley fans: Knock knock joke...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...

 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam will burst any minute now!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al be seeing you!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska one more time!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison Wonderland!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Almany times do I have to knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea in court!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin man!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you once !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorbell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia poor boy, nobody loves me!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy for the top!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita Loos !
Anita Loos who ?
Anita Loos about 10 pounds !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka !
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas !
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara !
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann Tartic !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Anndromeda Strain !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna one, anna two... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna-tomical !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather mosquito!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna going to tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel !
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne !
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annette !
Annette who ?
Annette curtain looks good in the window !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie one you like !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea !
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem !
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony !
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya !
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
April !
April who ?
April might make you feel better !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis !
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus !
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
Sounds like you got the flu !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
You catching a cold ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aretha !
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arfur !
Arfur who ?
Arfur got !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aries !
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona !
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armenia !
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I say !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant !
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnie !
Arnie who !
Arnie having fun ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson !
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-tis, it's very painful !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your house ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke !
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asa !
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley !
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia you going to let me in then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asta !
Asta who ?
Asta the ball is over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Astor !
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atch !
Atch who ?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena flying saucer !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athens !
Athens who ?
Athens I love you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athol !
Athol who ?
Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athos !
Athos who ?
Athos it makes a difference !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atlas !
Atlas ?
Atlas it's the weekend !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache is hard to stomach!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Attila !
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audacity !
Audacity who ?
Audacity way to be !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audrey !
Audrey who ?
Audrey be doing this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta wind will blow the witch away!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta go home now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Misbehavin ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou do you think you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie !
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aura !
Aura who ?
Aura Lee....!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aurora !
Aurora who ?
Aurora's just come from a big tiger !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austen !
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously well off !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austin !
Austin who ?
Austin corrected !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auto !
Auto who ?
Auto know, but I've forgotten !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ava !
Ava who ?
Ava good mind to go away now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue learned my name yet?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue head the good news !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avis !
Avis who ?
Avis-ibly impared person !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avocado !
Avocado who ?
Avocado a cold !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon who to come and open zis door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon to get in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axel grease !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axeldental Tourist !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axl !
Axl who ?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ayatollah !
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already !

Rated G Letter "B" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby Owl !
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach to work!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach of sweets !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Badger !
Badger who ?
Badger cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balloon !
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Band !
Band who ?
Band in Boston !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara !
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie !
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain !
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark !
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baron !
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barrister !
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the dead !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry your bone in the garden, little dog !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart up the wrong tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bashful !
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Basket !
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass the salt and pepper please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass-ball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bassoon !
Bassoon who ?
Bassoon things will be better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat !
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beat your head against a wall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beatle Bailey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean working very hard today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean to any movies lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean fishing lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca !
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beck !
Beck who ?
Beckfast of champions !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becker !
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess I've got a cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bee !
Bee who ?
Bee careful !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beef !
Beef who ?
Beef fair now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beethoven !
Beethoven who ?
Beethoven is too hot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beezer !
Beezer who ?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar !
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut !
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belinda !
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize yourself then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize in yourself !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella the ball!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belle !
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben away a long time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin shopping lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benjamin !
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beppe !
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bera !
Bera who ?
Bera necessity !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie !
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bert !
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bertha !
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beryl !
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bet !
Bet who ?
Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth your bottom dollar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany !
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betsy !
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of nails !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette-lou !
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bettina !
Bettina who ?
Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty ya don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty does'nt know who I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty buy Birds Eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty-bye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty things to do than stand here, you know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto !
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biafra !
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi gun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bigotry !
Bigotry who ?
Bigotry than the one in your garden !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill-tup area !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill for the human race !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill of rights !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill a better mousetrap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Billy Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bing !
Bing who ?
Bing down the house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bingo !
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biro !
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bitter Bianca !
Bitter Bianca who ?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjork !
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn Free !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair of Greeks bearing gifts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blanche !
Blanche who ?
Blanche not !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blood !
Blood who ?
Blood brothers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue'tiful skin begins with Noxzema !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blur !
Blur who ?
Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bo !
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby !
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boiler !
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four minutes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boise !
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolivia !
Boliva who ?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bologna !
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolzano !
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond !
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bones !
Bones who ?
Bones upon a time... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bonnie !
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Don't cry it's only a joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bootie !
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg standard !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg out of my mind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bosnia !
Bosnia who ?
Bosnia bell here earlier !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bowl !
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over ! Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boyzone !
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad !
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brazil !
Brazil who ?
Brazil support a girls chest !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brendan !
Brendan who ?
Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brent !
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster !
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian !
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bride !
Bride who ?
Bride and Prejudice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
Bridget the end of the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridie !
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie !
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brigham !
Brigham who ?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brighton !
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Briony !
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bronte !
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook !
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bruce !
Bruce who ?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bruno !
Bruno who ?
Bruno more tea for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bubbles !
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Bud, sweat and tears !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buddha !
Buddha who ?
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buddy !
Buddy who ?
Buddyfingers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer !
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug-sy Malone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buggy !
Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my lover !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bull !
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when your done !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully !
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry !
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bun !
Bun who ?
Bun-nies make lovely pets !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burglar !
Burglar who ?
Burglars don't knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burns !
Burns who ?
Burns me up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burton !
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster tire, can I use your phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster blood vessel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster the cemetery, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butch !
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher your arms around me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher left leg in, your left leg out..!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher money where your mouth is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button !
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron !
Byron who ?
 

Rated G Letter "C" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2 !
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain !
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin !
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callas !
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam !
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron !
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila !
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candace !
Candace who ?
Candace with love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice !
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy !
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe you lend me some money ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canon !
Canon who ?
Canon open the door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantalogue with you tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canto !
Canto who ?
Canto your change !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo "beep, beep" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carl !
Carl who ?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlene !
Carlene who ?
Carlene against that wall ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlo !
Carlo who ?
Carlo-ad of junk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlotta !
Carlotta who ?
Carlotta trouble when it breaks down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carmen !
Carmen who ?
Carmen get it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carol !
Carol who ?
Carol go if you turn the ignition key !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline !
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie the bags into the house please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrot !
Carrot who ?
Carrot me back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carson !
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass !
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette !
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassie !
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for the trees !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castor !
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro !
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you just open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catskills !
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cattle !
Cattle who ?
Cattle always purr when you stroke her !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil !
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile th-the w-windows. Th-there's a m-monster out there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile this envelope !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend you money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celesta !
Celesta who ?
Celesta draws !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar !
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cello !
Cello who ?
Cello dere !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census Saturday we don't have to go to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal !
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad !
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chapman !
Chapman who ?
Chapman-y times if you like the show !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Charles !
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Charlie !
Charlie who ?
Charlie horse !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chaz !
Chaz who ?
Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che !
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef !
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cher !
Cher who ?
Cher and share alike !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry !
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest !
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester drawers !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester the nick of time !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chile !
Chile who?
Chile out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin !
Chin who ?
Chin up. I'm not going to tell you any more knock knocks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chip !
Chip who ?
Chip of Fools !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China just like old times isn't it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to the tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Choc-ice !
Choc-ice who ?
Choc-ice into this glass would you please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chocs !
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin the supermarket !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin list !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chow Mein !
Chow Mein who ?
Chow mein to meet you my dear !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris !
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrome !
Chrome who ?
Chromeosone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrysalis !
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck and see if the door is locked !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Churchill !
Churchill who ?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cicero !
Cicero who ?
Cicero the boat ashore !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clara !
Clara who ?
Clara space on the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clare !
Clare who ?
Clare your throat before you speak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarence !
Clarence who ?
Clarence sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark !
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarkeson !
Clarkeson who ?
Clarkeson watches tell the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claude !
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claudette !
Claudette who ?
Claudette a whole cake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay pigeon !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff the hedges !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clinton !
Clinton who ?
Clinton your eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clive !
Clive who ?
Clive every mountain, ford every stream !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure !
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown !
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cod !
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coda !
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coffin !
Coffin who ?
Coffin and spluttering !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cohen !
Cohen who ?
Cohen your own way !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Coleumbian coffee, the richest coffee in the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin and see me on your way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up your room, it's filthy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up this mess !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen a spade a spade !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collie !
Collie who ?
Collie Miss Molly, I don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier self a man do you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier big brother see if I care !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colline !
Colline who ?
Colline your room, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne Ranger is here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel of truth !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel the market !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colt !
Colt who ?
Colt as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic !
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
That's the first I've heard this year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coolidge !
Coolidge who ?
Coolidge a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Con !
Con who?
Con unhinged !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conan !
Conan who?
Conan Jimmies go well with ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Concert !
Concert who?
Concert'er yourself at home, consider yourself part of the family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga !
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo into the woods - it's dangerous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Constance Norah !
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norahs makes it difficult to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Consumption !
Consumption who ?
Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conyers !
Conyers who ?
Conyers please open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie-n the kitchen, it's easier !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cork !
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Corrinne !
Corrinne who ?
Corrinne the bell now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosby !
Cosby who ?
Cosby your fingers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosi !
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosmo !
Cosmo who ?
Cosmo trouble than you're worth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costa !
Costa who ?
Costa lot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costas !
Costas who ?
Costas a fortune to get here !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton !
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney!
Courtney who ?
Courtney criminals recently !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cousin !
Cousin who ?
Cousin stead of opening the door I'm still stood here !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cozy !
Cozy who ?
Cozy who's knocking !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Craig !
Craig who ?
Craig in the wall !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cream !
Cream who ?
Cream any louder and the police will be round !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to see you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to be safe and sound again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket !
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin !
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cronkite !
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
C's !
C's who ?
C's the day !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba !
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cugat !
Cugat who ?
Cugat to love my jokes !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly !
Curly who ?
Curly Q !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry !
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Custer !
Custer who ?
Custer a penny to find out !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cynthia !
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cy !
Cy who ?
Cy'n on the botton line !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyprus !
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril pleasure to meet you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril nice to meet you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Czech !
Czech who ?
Czech before you open the door !
 

Rated G Letter "D" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dakota !
Dakota who ?
Dakota is too long in the arms !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dale !
Dale who ?
Dale come if you ask dem !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dali !
Dali who ?
Dali've me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Danskins are not just for dancing !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan the torpedoes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan with faint praise !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dana !
Dana who ?
Dana talk with your mouth full !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danny !
Danny who ?
Dannybody home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danzig !
Danzig who ?
Danzig queen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darius !
Darius who ?
Darius a lot I have to tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darren !
Darren who ?
Darren young man on the flying machine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darwin !
Darwin who ?
I'll be Darwin you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daryl !
Daryl who ?
Daryl never be another you... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Data !
Data who ?
Data remember !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Datsun !
Datsun who ?
Datsun old joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daughter !
Daughter who ?
Daughter be a law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave-andalised our home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave for Night !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn Juan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deanna !
Deanna who ?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deanne !
Deanne who ?
Deanne'swer my friend, is blowin' in the wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Debbie !
Debbie who ?
Debbie or not to be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Debussy!
Debussy who ?
Debussy's never on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deceit !
Deceit who ?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhi a joke ...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhicatessen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Della !
Della who ?
Della-katessen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delores !
Delores who ?
Delores is on the side of the good guys !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delphine !
Delphine who ?
Delphine fine, thanks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delta !
Delta who ?
Delta great hand of cards !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's a river in Egypt !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro you get, the faster I run !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis must be the right house ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis anyone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dennis !
Dennis who ?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denise !
Denise who ?
Denise are above your ankles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denmark !
Denmark who ?
Denmark your own territory !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old days !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Depp !
Depp who ?
Depp inside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Derek !
Derek who ?
Derek of the Hesperus is a famous poem by Longfellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Des !
Des who ?
Des no bell, dat's why I'm knocking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Desi !
Desi who ?
Desi'gnated hitter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Desiree !
Desiree who ?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Devlin !
Devlin who ?
Devlin a red dress !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dewey !
Dewey who ?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana thirst, can I have some water please ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana Mals are restless, open the cage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diane !
Diane who ?
Diane to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diaz !
Diaz who ?
Diaz of our lives !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dick !
Dick who ?
Dick potatoes out of the ground !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dickon !
Dickon who ?
Dickon the right answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dijon !
Dijon who ?
Dijon and the Belmonts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimaggio !
Dimaggio who ?
Dimaggio yourself on a desert island... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimension !
Dimension who ?
Dimension it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimitri !
Dimitri who ?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah is served !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dino !
Dino who ?
Dino the answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinosaur !
Dinosaur who ?
Dinosaur with you because you called her stupid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diploma !
Diploma who ?
Diploma to fix the leak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disaster !
Disaster who ?
Disaster be my lucky day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Discusting !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc is a recorded message.. !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc land is your land, disc land is my land !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disease !
Disease who ?
Disease clothes fit you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay surprise you, but I'm from New York !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Distress !
Distress who ?
Distress is brand new !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dmitri !
Dmitri who ?
Dmitri is where lamb chops grow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doc !
Doc who ?
Doc turkey !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
That's right - where's my tardis ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
You just said it !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
That's right, have you seen my tardis !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly't us in, we're cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dome !
Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there, say something !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Harris !
Don Harris who ?
Don Harris me or I won't come again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don mess about, just open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who ?
Don Giovanni talk to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to stay out here forever ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to go to school today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donald !
Donald who ?
Donald come baby, cradle and all... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donkey !
Donkey who ?
Donkey Hotey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donna !
Donna who ?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donna Mae !
Donna Mae who ?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan the door - it's dangerous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan know your own name !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doozy !
Dooozy who ?
Dooozy mothers choose jif !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dopey !
Dopey who ?
Dopey a smart alec !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dora !
Dora who ?
Dora wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris jammed again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dorothy !
Dorothy who ?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy, Do you wan't my body..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dorrie !
Dorrie who ?
Dorrie I updet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dot !
Dot who ?
Dot to dot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dotty !
Dotty who ?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doug !
Doug who ?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open the door whatever you do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut let anyone else in but me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Douglas !
Douglas who ?
Douglas is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drucilla !
Drucilla who ?
Drucilla kid you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drugs !
Drugs who ?
No Thanks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drum!
Drum who ?
Drum as fast as you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duane !
Duane who ?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dublin!
Dublin who ?
Dublin up with laughter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duffy !
Duffy who ?
Duffy few, the proud, the Marines !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duke !
Duke who ?
Duke come here often !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow better !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan disorderly again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan biscuits in your coffee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dunce !
Dunce who ?
Dunce-ay another word !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dustin Hoffman !
Dustin Hoffman who ?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dutch !
Dutch who ?
Dutch me in the morning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwight !
Dwight who ?
Dwight way and the wrong way !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dynamite !
Dynamite who ?
Dynamite if you ask her nicely !
 

Rated G Letter "E" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ear !
Ear who ?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earwig !
Earwig who ?
Earwigo, Earwigo, Earwigo!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eaton !
Eaton who ?
Eaton crow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
E.C. !
E.C. who ?
E.C. Street !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ed !
Ed who ?
Ed'vanced medicine for pain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eddie !
Eddie who ?
Eddie body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edible !
Edible who ?
Edible Rex!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edie !
Edie who ?
Edie my hat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith'd me on the lipth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith, it'll make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna cloud !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna the class !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edward !
Edward who ?
Edward like to play now please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edwin !
Edwin who ?
Edwin some, you lose some !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eel !
Eel who ?
"Eel meet again, don't know where, don't know when..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Effie !
Effie who ?
Effie'd known you were coming he'd have stayed at home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egbert !
Egbert who ?
Egbert no bacon please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggsactly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt me out in the cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt a bit off my best china plate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine of the freeway !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eight !
Eight who ?
Eight me out of house and home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen Don your bell and broke it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen against the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eisenhower !
Eisenhower who ?
Eisenhower late for school this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine in the country !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elektra !
Elektra who ?
Elektra circus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Element !
Element who ?
Element to tell you that she can't see you today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elephant !
Elephand who ?
Elephant A. Sizes about being a Hollywood star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Elis all the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elias !
Elias who ?
Elias a terrible thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elizabeth !
Elizabeth who ?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elke !
Elke who ?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Eli, Eli O !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eliza !
Eliza who ?
Eliza wake at night thinking about this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella !
Ella who ?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella Man !
Ella Man who ?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
I've been through Ellen high water to get here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen all the ghouls are after me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen-eed is love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellie !
Ellie who ?
Ellie Phants never forget !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miss Ellie !
Miss Ellie who ?
Miss Ellie good films recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis before "M" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis damnation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elly !
Elly who ?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you in court !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you around !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elton !
Elton who ?
Elton old lady to cross the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elvis !
Elvis who ?
Elvis-eeing you around soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emil !
Emil who ?
Emil for the poor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emile !
Emile who ?
Emile fit for a king !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma pig when it comes to ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma new neighbour - come round for tea.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma glad you asked me that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett the back door, not the front !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett your service !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid spanking for being so rude !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some shelter from the ghouls !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some more pocket money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enoch !
Enoch who ?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erda !
Erda who ?
Erda room please, it's stuffy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erica !
Erica who ?
Erica'd the last sweet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erin !
Erin who ?
Erin your lungs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erna !
Erna who ?
Erna living !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ernie !
Ernie who ?
Ernie plenty of money are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau in the bath ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau down the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Escamillo !
Escamillo who ?
Escamillo a question !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan people don't go to church !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan me out of house and home you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esme !
Esme who ?
Esme petticoat hanging down at the back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esua !
Esua who ?
Esua me break the window so let me in quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Essen !
Essen who ?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ether !
Ether who ?
Ether bunny !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Etta !
Etta who ?
Ettaquette !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie, me Tarzan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eumenides !
Eumenides who ?
Eumenides trousers and I won't tell that you ripped them!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eunice !
Eunice who ?
Eunice boy, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes trousers and you'll pay for a new pair !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe early this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe to no good !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eustace !
Eustace who ?
Come Eustace you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva I told you, would you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne snails to eat ? They're horrible !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with your teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan you should know who it is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan and earth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eve !
Eve who ?
Eve ho my hearties !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi bite a delight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi thing's coming up roses !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evie !
Evie who ?
Evie weather !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
Ewan and me should get together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
No, just me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eye !
Eye who ?
Eye know who you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyes !
Eyes who ?
Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyesore !
Eyesore who ?
Eyesore do like you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra room to rent ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra no hope for me !
 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Falafel !
Falafel who ?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for letting me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for the memory !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body calls, I'm out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body gonna open this door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny Girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there ?" everytime I knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanta !
Fanta who ?
Fanta Claus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fantasy !
Fantasy who ?
Fantasy a walk in the park !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farley !
Farley who ?
Farley the leader !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer people here than there were last year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer birthday I'm going to have a new bike !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farrah !
Farrah who ?
Farrah 'nough !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fascist !
Fascist who ?
Fascist you can go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fasten !
Fasten who ?
Fasten the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso the matter with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fax !
Fax who ?
Fax you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye all laughed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye Kearings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Fayed Love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felicity !
Felicity who ?
Felicity getting more polluted every day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felipe !
Felipe who ?
Felipe bath, I need a wash !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix Ited, about meeting you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix-cited all over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix his bottom again I'll scream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferdie !
Ferdie who ?
Ferdie last time open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fergie !
Fergie who ?
Fergie-dness sake let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferrer !
Ferrer who ?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Few !
Few who ?
Few, what is that smell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fez !
Fez who ?
Fez me, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle-dee-dee !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks out of the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who?
Fido known you were coming I'd have left the door open!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fifi !
Fifi who?
Fifi-ling cold, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who ?
Fido I have to wait here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think I'd hang around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona of the house, I've come for the rent !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fitzwilliam !
Fitzwilliam who ?
Fitzwilliam better than it fits me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Five !
Five who ?
Five and drums
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea forty five in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea blind mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fleur !
Fleur who ?
Fleur-ide toothpaste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flo !
Flo who ?
Flo your candles out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flora !
Flora who ?
Flora-t the top of the tower !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida room is sticky !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida bathroom is wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flossie !
Flossie who ?
Flossie your teeth everyday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fly !
Fly who ?
Fly away soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fodder !
Fodder who ?
Fodder and mother are taking me on holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go away now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda my family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forbes !
Forbes who ?
Forbes of Evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ford !
Ford who ?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fork !
Fork who ?
Fork-et him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Formosa !
Formosa who ?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forster !
Forster who ?
Forstern issue !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding bullet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding bullet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four !
Four who ?
Four he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fox !
Fox who ?
Fox you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fozzie !
Fozzie who ?
Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Nathan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Fran the horse's mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Frandship !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
France !
France who ?
France of the family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frances !
Frances who ?
Frances hello !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francie !
Francie who ?
Francie that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis next to Germany !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis where people speak French !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis on the other side of the Channel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francoise !
Francoise who ?
Francoise once a great empire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankenstien !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Franks and beans !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Franz !
Franz who ?
Franz, Romans, Countryman... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I can't come out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I'm going to have to leave now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I've got some bad news !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred Badge of Courage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frederick !
Frederick who ?
Frederick Express !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie or not here I come !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie and Abel !
Freddie and Abel who?
Freddie and Abel to do business !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freighter !
Freighter who ?
Freighter open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Friends !
Friends who ?
Friends-ied attack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fresno !
Fresno who ?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fricka !
Fricka who ?
Frickassee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of the loom !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fudge !
Fudge who ?
Fudge up - there's no room !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furlow !
Furlow who ?
Furlow the leader !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furry !
Furry who ?
Furry's a jolly good fellow !


 

Rated G Letter "G" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gabe !
Gabe who !
Gabe it my all !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gable !
Gable who !
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gabor !
Gabor who !
Gabor'n to shop !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gail !
Gail who !
Gail of laughter !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gala !
Gala who !
Galafornia here I come !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galahad !
Galahad who !
Galahad a great future !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galway !
Galway who !
Galway, you silly boy S!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galway !
Galway who !
Galway, your annoying me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gandhi !
Gandhi who !
Gandhi come out and play
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gandhi !
Gandhi who !
Gandhi cane !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Garden !
Garden who !
Garden the treasure !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gary !
Gary who !
Gary on smiling !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gaskills !
Gaskills who !
Gaskills if it's not turned off !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gay !
Gay who !
Gay Topen, that's how the cows got out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gazza !
Gazza who !
Gazza kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Genoa !
Genoa who !
Genoa good teacher !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Geoff !
Geoff who !
Geoff feel like a drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald man from round the corner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald washed up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Germaine !
Germaine who !
Germaine you don't recognize me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Germany !
Germany who !
Germany people knocking on your door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gertie !
Gertie who !
Gertie-sy call !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gena !
Gena who !
Genarator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gene !
Gene who !
Geneology !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
General !
General who !
General Lee I don't mind school dinners !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Genoa !
Genoa who !
Genoa any new jokes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Geordie !
Geordie who !
Geordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.. !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
George !
George who !
George of the Light Brigade !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald friend again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald washed up kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gertie !
Gertie who !
Gertie laundry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghana !
Ghana who !
Ghana dance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghent !
Ghent who !
Ghent out of here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghost !
Ghost who !
Ghost town !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghoul !
Ghoul who !
Ghoulpost painter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghoul !
Ghoul who !
Ghoulpost saved the goal !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gilda !
Gilda who !
Gilda fly that sat on the end of my nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gilda !
Gilda who !
Gilda umpire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gina !
Gina who !
Gina you don't recognize me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ginastera !
Ginastera who !
Ginastera at the people !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ginny !
Ginny who !
Ginny a kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gino !
Gino who !
Gino me, now open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giovanni !
Giovanni who !
Giovanniny more coffee ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giovanni !
Giovanni who !
Giovanni go to a movie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gipper !
Gipper who !
Gipper a helping hand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gipper !
Gipper who !
Gipper your best !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giselle !
Giselle who !
Gisellegant and very pretty !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gita !
Gita who !
Gita job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuditta !
Giuditta who !
Giuditta wrong again ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuseppe !
Giuseppe who !
Giuseppe credit cards !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuseppe !
Giuseppe who !
Giuseppe my apology ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gizaa !
Giza who !
Giza nice boy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys Friday, arn't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys E. Yew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys it's my last joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys the weekend, aren't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Glasgow !
Glasgow who !
Glasgow to the movies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Glitter !
Glitter who !
Glitter Bug !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gluck !
Gluck who !
Gluck for the silver lining !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gnu !
Gnu who !
Gnu lamps for old !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goat !
Goat who !
Goat to bat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Godunov !
Godunov who !
Godunov to eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goose !
Goose who !
Goose who's knocking at your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goose !
Goose who !
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher a long walk off a short pier !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher help -I'm stuck in the mud !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher your gun, Sheriff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher broke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gordie !
Gordie who !
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me a hamburger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorky !
Gorky who !
Gorky will unlock the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grace !
Grace who !
Grace your knee ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gracie !
Gracie who !
Gracie for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grady !
Grady who ?
Grady of Expectations !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grammar !
Grammar who !
Grammar is in the Old People's Home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grammar !
Grammar who !
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grant !
Grant who !
Grantstand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grant !
Grant who !
Grant you a wish, what is it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grapes !
Grapes who !
Grapes suzette !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gravy !
Gravy who !
Gravy Crockett !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gray !
Gray who !
Gray balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gray !
Gray who !
Gray Z. about you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greece !
Greece who !
Greece my palm and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Greg Scott !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Gregs of Wrath !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Gregs balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greta !
Greta who !
Greta job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greta !
Greta who !
You Greta on my nerves !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gretel !
Gretel who !
Gretal long little doggie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grimm !
Grimm who ?
Grrimm and bear it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grub !
Grub who ?
Grub hold of my hand and lets go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grumpy !
Grumpy who !
Grumpy our guest for dinner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinea !
Guinea who !
Guinea a high five !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinea !
Guinea who !
Guinea a break !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinevere !
Guinevere who !
Guinevere going to get together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
That's what your supposed to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Guster's last stand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Gus a gigolo !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Gus you don't want to play ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guthrie !
Guthrie who !
Guthrie three blind mice !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gutter !
Gutter who !
Gutter get in, it's snowing out here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen will I see you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen fishin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen the dust settles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwenn !
Gwenn who !
Gwenn ever you wish !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwenna !
Gwenna who !
Gwenna phone rings, answer it !


 

Rated G Letter "H" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?
Hacienda the story !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden in the bushes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden seek !
Knock Knock

Who's there !
Hagar !
Hagar who ?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hagen !
Hagen who ?
Hagen Daz !
Knock Knock

Who's there !
Haifa !
Haifa who ?
Haifa cake is better than none !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hair !
Hair who ?
Hair today, gone tomorrow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haiti !
Haiti who ?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haitit !
Haitit who ?
Haitit when you talk like that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haji !
Haji who ?
Haji'cken in every pot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal about Eve !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallo to you too !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run a railroad !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallelujah Chorus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haley !
Haley who ?
Haleyen Nation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Halibut letting me in on the secret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halifax !
Halifax who ?
Halifax you if you fax me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hallie !
Hallie who ?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond cheese on toast, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Hand-over your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handel !
Handel who ?
Handel with care !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Handover your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank misbehavin' !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hankor man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hanna 'nother bell doesn't work !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah cloth out to dry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah'ther opening, another show!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hanover !
Hanover who ?
Hanover your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans across the nation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans off the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Happy !
Happy who ?
Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy annual !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy ha ha !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow can you get ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow will you go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmon !
Harmon who ?
Harmon on your side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmony !
Harmony who ?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold do you think I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet it up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harris !
Harris who ?
Harris nice to have on the top of your head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harrison !
Harrison who ?
Harrison is a credit to his father !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry you been !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up there is a ghoul after us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harv !
Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harvey !
Harvey who ?
Harvey gonna play this game forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna spooky old time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havelock !
Havelock who ?
Havelock put on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Hawaii getting on ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Fine, until you knocked on the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn seek is fun to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn the shed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hayes !
Hayes who ?
Hayes in the whole !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haze !
Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you can't see far !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heart !
Heart who ?
Heart who hear you, speak louder !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for a long time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you in ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met ya !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hedda !
Hedda who ?
Hedda ball in goal !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heddy !
Heddy who ?
Heddything but the kitchen sink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi hi campers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer dime is better than half a penny ....!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer cow is better than none !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Helena !
Helana who ?
Helena hand basket !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta hat because he lost a bet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hepburn !
Hepburn who ?
Hepburn and indigestion !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman dry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman is handsome !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hester !
Hester who ?
Hester la vista !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hey !
Hey who ?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who ?
Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiawatha !
Hiawatha who ?
Hiawatha very bad today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hijack !
Hijack who ?
Hijack, how's Jill ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hip !
Hip who ?
Hippopotamus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiram !
Hiram who ?
Hiram fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoffman !
Hoffman who ?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holland !
Holland who ?
Holland you going to make me wait out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hollis !
Hollis who ?
Hollis forgiven, come back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there to remind me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Hollylujah !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holmes !
Holmes who ?
Holmes is where the heart is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holt !
Holt who ?
Holt the line !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer-again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy people live in this house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we going to go through this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honda !
Honda who ?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honeydew !
Honeydew who ?
Honeydew you want to come out tonight ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hopefully that present is for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hope you'll have me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horace !
Horace who ?
Horace-scopes can be fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horatio !
Horatio who ?
Horatio to the end of the street
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn the way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn in my side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door ! !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hosanna !
Hosanna who ?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I'll never know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoss !
Hoss who ?
Hoss under the collar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hot Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin' ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
House you doing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House boy !
House boy who ?
Great, House boy you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard I know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you know unless you open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard can it be to guess a knock knock joke ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard the ground is when you slip on a banana skin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard like to be outside for a change ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who ?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell I get in if you don't open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your toast, with marmalade or jam ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
Howie Dewin then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
I'm fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howl !
Howl who !
Howl I know when it's dinner time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubba !
Hubba who !
Hubba on a long !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubie !
Hubie who !
Hubie-ginning to see the light !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Who am I? I'm me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Huey too much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh could hear a pin drop !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh is going to let me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh would'nt believe me if I told you.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh made me love you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo first - I'm frightened !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo your way and I'll go mine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hulk !
Hulk who !
Hulk it and caboodle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hunding !
Hunding who !
Hunding is barbaric !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hurd !
Hurd who !
Hurd my hand, so I could'nt knock-knock !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huron !
Huron who !
Huron time for once !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hussein !
Hussein who !
Hussein that about me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hy !
Hy who !
Hy ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hyman !
Hyman who !
Hyman in the mood for dancin'... !

 

Rated G Letter "I" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-4 !
I-4 who ?
I-4 the ladies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ian !
Ian who ?
Ian a lot of money !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream of Jeannie !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ichabod !
Ichabod ?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know why I love you like I do !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida face, she's so ugly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know. Sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida terrible time getting here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Idaho !
Idaho who ?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I don't know !
I don't know who ?
I told you I don't know. Why don't you believe me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iglesias !
Iglesias who ?
Iglesias idea I ever had !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Igloo !
Igloo who ?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iguana !
Iguana who ?
Iguana hold you hand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike-n't stop laughing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike could have danced all night !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilegal !
Ilegal who ?
Ilegals stay in the nest until they feel bettter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilka !
Ilka who ?
Ilka-pone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilona !
Ilona who ?
Ilona Ranger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ima !
Ima who ?
Ima girl who can't say no... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Imogen !
Imogen who ?
Imogen life without chocolate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina !
Ina who ?
Ina minute I'm going to knock this door down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India night time I go to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India good old summertime... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indiana !
Indiana who ?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indonesia !
Indonesia who ?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ines !
Ines who ?
Ines-special place to hide your presents !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ingrid !
Ingrid who ?
Ingrid sorrow I have to leave you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Insect !
Insect who ?
Insect your name here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iona !
Iona who ?
Iona a great train set !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iowa !
Iowa who ?
Iowa you a dollar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ira !
Ira who ?
Ira-te, or soon will be if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran away when you answered before !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran over here to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iraq !
Iraq who ?
Iraq of lamb !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irene !
Irene who ?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris Tew in the name of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irish !
Irish who ?
Irish you would come out and play with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ireland !
Ireland who ?
Ireland you some money if you promise to pay me back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irma !
Irma who ?
Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac'ly who do think this is ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac coming out ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabel !
Isabel who ?
Isabel broken, 'cause I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella dropped off so you not hear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella out of order !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabelle !
Isabelle who ?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked or open ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked, I can't get in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah again Knock Knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isla !
Isla who ?
Isla be seeing you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Istvan !
Istvan who ?
Istvan to be alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Italy !
Italy who ?
Italy be a big job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan my money back now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you know who it is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana be rich !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana to be alone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivanhoe !
Ivanhoe who ?
Ivan-hoe the crop, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivory !
Ivory who ?
Ivory strong like Tarzan !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivy !
Ivy who ?
Ivy got you under my skin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy Moe than you can handle ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy at the door ? You'd better answer it then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy come, Izzy go !

 

Rated G Letter "J" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jack your egos at the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jack Potts !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jackdraft !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jackie !
Jackie who ?
Jackie'n that job, it doesn't pay enough !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jackson !
Jackson who ?
Jackson the telephone, you'd better answer it !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jacqueline !
Jacqueline who ?
Jacqueline and Hyde !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jacques !
Jacques who ?
Jacques of all trades !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jade !
Jade who ?
Jade a whole cake today !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jagger !
Jagger who !
Jagger'd edge !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaguar !
Jaguar who ?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaimie !
Jaimie who !
Jaimie a game of chess !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jam !
Jam who ?
Jam mind, I'm trying to get out !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jamaica !
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
James !
James who !
James people play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jamie !
Jamie who ?
Jamie'n you don't recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jan !
Jan who ?
Jan of Green Gables !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Janet !
Janet who !
Janet has too many holes in it, the fish will escape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Janet !
Janet who !
Janet'or in a drum !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Japan !
Japan who !
Japan is too hot, ouch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jasmine !
Jasmine who ?
Jasmine like to play in quartets !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jason !
Jason who ?
Jason a rainbow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Java !
Java who ?
Java dog in your house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaws !
Jaws who ?
Jaws truly!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jay !
Jay who ?
Jay-lbird with clanking chains !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Jean !
Jean who ?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Jeannette !
Jeannette who ?
Jeannette has too many holes, butterflies will escape!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeff !
Jeff who ?
Jeff in one ear, shout !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeffrey !
Jeffrey who ?
Jeffrey time I know, you ask me who I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jelly Bean !
Jeffy Bean ?
Jelly Bean to the city yet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny !
Jenny who ?
Jenny'd any help opening the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny !
Jenny who ?
Jennymen prefer blondes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny Lind!
Jenny Lind who ?
Jenny, Lind me some money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeritza !
Jeritza who !
Jeritza your limit an hour ago !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerome !
Jerome who !
Jerome where you want to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerrold !
Jerrold who ?
Jerrold friend, thats who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerry !
Jerry who ?
Jerryusalem, Jerryusalem ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jess me and my shadow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
I give up, who ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jessebell ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jess one of those things !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jesse !
Jesse who ?
Jesse if you can recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jessica !
Jessica who ?
Jessica more than I thought !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester minute I'm trying to find my keys !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester silly old man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester song at twilight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jethro !
Jethro who ?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell remember me when you see my face !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell know if you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell remember me once you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jez !
Jez who ?
Jez a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jilly !
Jilly who !
Jilly out here, so let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jim !
Jim who ?
Jim mind if we come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jimmy !
Jimmy who !
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jimmy !
Jimmy who !
Jimmy to the church on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jo !
Jo who !
Jo jump in a lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joan !
Joan who !
Joan you remember me ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joan !
Joan who !
Joan call us we'll call you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joanna !
Joanna who !
Joanna big kiss !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joanne !
Joanne who !
Joanne tell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe !
Joe who !
Joe Away, I'm not talking to you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe-jum !
Joe-jum who !
Joe-jum-poff a cliff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe Namath !
Joe Namath who !
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joey !
Joey who ?
Joey to the centre of the Earth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Johann !
Johann who !
Johann a beautiful smile !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Johannes !
Johannes who !
Johannes are cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who ?
John with the Wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John to the dogs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John me in a cup of tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John to work!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John the Navy!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joplin !
Joplin who !
Joplin anytime you like !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jose !
Jose who !
Jose can you see... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Josette !
Josette who !
Josette down and be quiet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Josette !
Josette who !
Josette down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joyce !
Joyce who !
Joyce of a new generation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan to hear some more of these ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan of these days you'll find out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juandering star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juana !
Juana who !
Juana go out with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juanita !
Juanita who !
Junita nother burger ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judd !
Judd who !
Juddgement day ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judd !
Judd who !
Judd down my throat ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jude !
Jude who !
Jude doubt me, just open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judy !
Judy who !
Judy liver milk still !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juice !
Juice who !
Juice still want to know ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juicy !
Juicy who !
Juicy that rude sign on the door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juicy !
Juicy who !
Juicy what I just saw !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julia !
Julia who !
Julia want to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julia !
Julia who !
Julia want some milk and cookies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julian !
Julian who !
Juliand I are going out now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julie !
Julie who !
Julie-vous couchez avec moi? !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julie !
Julie who !
Julie you door unlocked ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juliet !
Juliet who !
Juliet the same amount but she's okay !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juliet !
Juliet who !
Juliet me in or not !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
July !
July who !
July to me about stealing my pencil ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
June !
June who !
June know how to open this door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
June !
June who !
Juneno what day it is ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juno !
Juno who !
I dunno, Juno ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juno !
Juno who !
Of course I do !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juno !
Juno who !
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the bus !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter fly in my soup !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jussi !
Jussi who !
Jussi fruit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justice !
Justice who !
Justice as I thought, no one home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justin !
Justin who ?
Justin Casey howls, give him his bottle !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justin !
Justin who ?
Justin Quire who is at the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justin !
Justin who ?
Justin time for dinner !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justin !
Justin who ?
Justin time for tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Justine !
Justine who ?
Justine case !

 

Rated G Letter "K" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !
K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !
Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kansas !
Kansas who ?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Karajan !
Karajan who ?
Karajan corporal !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kareem !
Kareem who ?
Kareem of the crop !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Karen !
Karen who ?
Karen the can for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Katherine !
Katherine who ?
Katherincan Queen !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kathy !
Kathy who ?
Kathy you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Katie !
Katie who ?
Katie Lang !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kay !
Kay who ?
Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z!

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kay !
Kay who ?
Kay sera sera !