Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Funny Songs

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 08-01-2001, 09:08 PM:

Rated G

From an old Hank Haller polka--"Ferdinand, the Mouse In the Brewery...aka...Bob Maar, the Mouse In the Brewery!"

Bob Maar, the mouse in the Brewery...
Bob Maar, he never is gloomy....
With some cheese and a beer, and with Ms. Mousey near....
He's the happiest one in the brewery!.......

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-19-2001, 12:28 PM:

Rated G

Question?

If they combined country with rap, would they call it crap?

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 08-16-2005, 07:12 PM:

It has been 1397 days since the last post.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-16-2005, 07:12 PM:

Rated R
The Funny Song
written by Madonna
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I went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When I got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me grieve
'Cause you brought out the worst in me

(Spoken:)
Yep! It's all true.
It's true. It makes me cry.

When the funeral was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy's bones they sure taste good
I couldn't have stopped; if only I could
[or: I'd have killed him myself; if only I could]

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me sad
'Cause everything you did was bad

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-13-2005, 10:52 AM:

Rated G

"Fried Chicken"

Ba-gawk! Fried chicken fried chicken chickedfried chicken fried fried chicken fried fried chicken chickenfried

chicken fried fried chicken chicken run over mom coming home from prom but the song's still funny the song's still funyy,

funny sister jill well she's stuck in the grill but the song's still funny the song's still funny funny mister short-long now your family's gone that's just the way its supposed to happen when you write such a funny song fried chicken

Thanks to Alyssa for these lyrics

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-13-2005, 10:58 AM:

Rated PG Funny Song Titles

I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You

I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not in It

Brain Damage("a song we learned from the 'Slow FloydBrothers'")

Hot Tubs of Tears

Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer, on _Paint_Me_on_Velvet_

Insensitive Stone Age Guys

Folk Music Is The Final Refuge Of The Weird [Big Grin]