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Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 08-05-2001, 01:23 AM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 08-21-2001, 03:08 AM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 08-21-2001, 03:09 AM:

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-07-2001, 04:01 AM:

Apparently the designers of this sign did not take into account people sitting on the bench.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-07-2001, 07:04 AM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-07-2001, 07:21 AM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-07-2001, 08:01 AM:

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Dr. Hibbert: Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what it's like in there?

Homer: Um...did anyone see the movie "Tron"?
Hibbert: No.
Lisa: No.
Marge: No.
Bart: No.
Patty: No.
Ned: No.
Selma: No.
Frink: No.
Lovejoy: No.
Chief Wiggum: Yes. Er...I mean no.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-18-2001, 12:58 AM:

Yet another business name that looked good on paper, but doesn't work when spoken...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-18-2001, 01:04 AM:

Anyone know the area code to call?

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 09-18-2001, 03:38 AM:

Looks like Bob is out to lunch.

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 09-18-2001, 03:41 AM:

Brad, here's another one that may have looked good on paper...

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 09-18-2001, 03:48 AM:

Could this be Joe Redifer's best friend? I would love to have one for my booth.

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 09-18-2001, 03:52 AM:

WHOA!!!

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT A... *ahem*... dog!!!

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 09-18-2001, 03:55 AM:

If you had a bigger seat *ahem again*... chair, you wouldn't be looking now. (See Pic before this one)

Posted by Arthur Allen (Member # 969) on 10-07-2001, 12:46 AM:

Rated: PG

I can't find a picture of it, but when a left-handed batter stands in front of the backboard advertisement at Fenway Park, and the advertisement is for "Giant Glass," the resultant advertising message is for a "Giant Ass."

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 05-06-2002, 11:58 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 05-07-2002, 12:01 AM:

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 05-08-2002, 02:39 PM:

How many fingers?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-11-2002, 03:33 AM:

Everyone be sure and check out the thread in Yak "upload your forum pictures" for info on how to upload pictures for this thread.

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 08-11-2002, 10:12 AM:

Where morning breath comes from

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 08-16-2002, 03:39 AM:

Part one. what men see in the mirror

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 08-16-2002, 03:41 AM:

part Two. what a woman sees in the mirror

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 08-16-2002, 11:20 AM:

A bit obscure but if you know me you would get it.

Posted by Dwayne Caldwell (Member # 417) on 08-23-2002, 03:28 PM:

Obviously a party animal.

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The man with the magic hands.

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 08-29-2002, 06:37 AM:

I'm not a minger

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 10-09-2002, 04:26 PM:

Manix the highly powerful lubricant

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-13-2002, 12:40 AM:

I'm back with more FUNNY PIX!!!

Brad, I really do like this method of UPLOADING my pix. A lot easier than linking to my website.

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-13-2002, 12:44 AM:

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-15-2002, 01:06 PM:

Here are some images appropriate for the month.

RATED PG

RATED R

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-16-2002, 02:12 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-16-2002, 02:14 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-18-2002, 08:33 PM:

Rated PG-13

What do you mean 'No Cookies!'?!?!?

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 10-19-2002, 10:40 AM:

Rated G

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 10-19-2002, 10:44 AM:

Rated G

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-23-2002, 04:12 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-23-2002, 04:27 AM:

PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 10-26-2002, 01:55 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-05-2002, 01:22 AM:

rated G

Golfers' Paradise

Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 11-05-2002, 12:08 PM:

This photo appeared in a movie magazine several years ago (I hope they won't mind). I put it up in the booth at the screening room. A colleague asked me why I put it up. "Do you know the girl?" he asked. "No," I said, "I know the elephant!"

Of course the best caption for the picture is "WHAT? And give up show business???"

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-08-2002, 01:46 AM:

Rated PG-13

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-08-2002, 01:48 AM:

Rated PG-13

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-08-2002, 01:52 AM:

Rated R

This I couldn't believe at first.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-10-2002, 05:51 AM:

Rated R

Some vacation pics

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-14-2002, 07:44 PM:

Rated PG-13

Maybe we should make little cards with this picture to give to those CERTAIN customers.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-15-2002, 05:20 AM:

Please tell me that one is available in poster size!

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-16-2002, 10:24 PM:

I don't know, Brad. But I would definitely put it up.

But how about this one for the customer service section.

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-16-2002, 10:25 PM:

Help Line

Rated PG13

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-16-2002, 10:29 PM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-20-2002, 01:18 AM:

For those hunters out there [evil]

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-20-2002, 01:23 AM:

This thread is now past 50 posts!! [thumbsup]

Rated G

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-21-2002, 10:52 PM:

Rated PG13

[evil]

Willing to put this on the projection booth door? I am [evil]

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-24-2002, 02:24 AM:

Rated PG [evil]

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 11-30-2002, 12:34 AM:

Rated PG13 [thumbsup]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-08-2002, 04:26 AM:

Gangster's 4 wheeler.

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 12-09-2002, 01:21 AM:

Rated PG13 (from Bob Maar himself) [thumbsup]

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 12-09-2002, 01:26 AM:

Rated PG13 (more from Mr. Maar) [thumbsup]

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 12-09-2002, 01:32 AM:

Rated PG13 (boy, Bob Maar should pay me for this) [Big Grin]

Here's more from our own Joke-Man [thumbsup]

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 12-11-2002, 11:21 PM:

Rated G (from Mr. Maar) [Big Grin]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-12-2002, 12:50 AM:

A few from me:

Doughboy:

This has been on the internet for awhile, but there it is just in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.

The Hands free cell phone:

I don't know why I find that funny, but I do.

And finally:

Very appropriate for this time of year!!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-12-2002, 12:52 AM:

This one gets its very own post:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 12-18-2002, 02:15 AM:

Cool, Joe. [thumbsup]

What if we Americans were stuck with the METRIC system? [Confused]

Rated PG

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-19-2002, 06:17 AM:

Anyone ever been here?

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 12-29-2002, 07:43 PM:

He's got a couple of good nuts there.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-21-2003, 12:45 AM:

You didn't actually see sheep, did you? [Razz]

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-04-2003, 05:46 PM:

Posted by Ray Brown (Member # 1449) on 03-04-2003, 08:13 PM:

This one has been around for a while but is one of my favorites.

And another.

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 03-08-2003, 06:18 AM:

There is a large collection of Photoshop work at:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

The Two above images are from 'The Misadventures of Dick and Jane'.

(some images my offend)

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 03-08-2003, 06:34 AM:

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-21-2003, 04:14 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 03-26-2003, 03:53 PM:

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-26-2003, 07:58 PM:

Error in Posting

[ 03-27-2003, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 03-30-2003, 08:23 PM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 04-02-2003, 09:32 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 04-03-2003, 08:14 AM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 04-04-2003, 10:53 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-09-2003, 04:23 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-09-2003, 04:25 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-09-2003, 04:26 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-09-2003, 04:28 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:31 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:32 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:34 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:35 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:36 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:39 AM:

SHOCK AND AWE

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:43 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:46 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:49 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:51 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-10-2003, 07:53 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-11-2003, 04:20 AM:

The French Military Getting ready for battle!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-11-2003, 04:23 AM:

A view from Iraq's Minister of Information car's rear-view mirror...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:23 AM:

The importance of using the correct size and properly tightening Wire Nuts....

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:27 AM:

FUSES! We don't need no stinking fuses!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:29 AM:

Hey! You can kiss my...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:55 AM:

A real billboard...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:56 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:57 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 06:58 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 07:00 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-18-2003, 07:01 AM:

Air Force One...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2003, 04:02 AM:

My Good Friend Manny....

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2003, 06:20 PM:

I need a fab shop to bid on this:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-22-2003, 02:02 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-23-2003, 05:18 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-23-2003, 05:08 PM:

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-23-2003, 07:23 PM:

Yes it should....Thank God for Moe Bush!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-24-2003, 02:50 PM:

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 04-24-2003, 03:48 PM:

BEWARE - KEEP DOG OUT!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-25-2003, 03:06 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2003, 08:48 PM:

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 04-26-2003, 11:52 PM:

That's not fair! I already posted that on page five! [Mad]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-27-2003, 12:13 AM:

OK! So I F*cked UP! Sue ME! I thought I'd post this one Daryl, since it is so much like YOU! [evil]

AND QUIT editing MY post for YUR benefit! Didn't think I'd catch that, huh? (I almost didn't!) Hahahhahaahah

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-27-2003, 01:54 PM:

Reason # 15 of why NOT to park by a fire hydrant:

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-27-2003, 08:46 PM:

Rated T for truth...The picture above actually happened to me in Greenwich Village in 1960. I parked by a fire on hydrant on Bleeker Street,and of course being a clever 21 year old I covered the hydrant with a garbage can.

Well six hours later I came back and found my car with hoses draped all over it. It was mid summer and I had a convertable a 1958 Red Chevy Impala (Great Car) and I ended up paying a $300.00 fine. I considered myself lucky and learned an important lesson. [Smile]

Those were the days................

[ 04-28-2003, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-28-2003, 08:21 AM:

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-28-2003, 08:23 AM:

What a century

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-28-2003, 08:25 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-28-2003, 04:58 PM:

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-29-2003, 04:27 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-29-2003, 02:00 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-30-2003, 01:51 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-01-2003, 01:24 PM:

We put the "P" in DLP, George!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-02-2003, 09:23 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-02-2003, 08:46 PM:

When good animals go bad cuz of drugs and alcohol…

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-03-2003, 02:08 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2003, 04:31 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2003, 04:32 PM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-04-2003, 05:16 PM:

As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2003, 07:41 PM:

Posted by Josh Jones (Member # 447) on 05-05-2003, 10:53 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 02:13 PM:

HEY! TERMINIX MAN! OVER HERE!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 02:51 PM:

When the "I" partied a little too much...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-06-2003, 02:34 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2003, 12:40 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2003, 02:47 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2003, 11:08 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 05-08-2003, 12:33 AM:

[Eek!]

It has been a while since I posted a pic. Let's see what I can come up with...

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!!!

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 05-08-2003, 12:38 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 03:10 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 04:52 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 11:24 AM:

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 05-08-2003, 04:01 PM:

Rated G:

Dirty car:

Boston University School of Theology (and Fallout Shelter) -- I find their lack of faith disturbing:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 07:06 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 01:22 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 03:26 PM:

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2003, 03:42 PM:

Phil - Is it possibe to get this motorized for when I want to cook Rachel's Cat we could bar-b-que. [Big Grin]

You know - have a picnic.

Yum..Yum [Big Grin]

Phil - You sure stir the Pot. [Wink]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 08:07 PM:

Dear Mr. Maar,

Me? Stir the pot? NEVER!

I am a good, catholic boy that is very shy. I would never, ever, think of creating some controversy. I am dismayed at, and wondering what is the basis for your slanderous comments?

>>> Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 08:11 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2003, 06:22 PM:

Daryl C. W. O'Shea's Computer:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-11-2003, 07:50 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-11-2003, 07:51 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2003, 12:28 PM:

Thought of this while watching NORTH BY NORTHWEST

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2003, 01:09 PM:

The Queen's classic digs...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-14-2003, 12:33 PM:

Posted by Jean-Michel Grin (Member # 1360) on 05-14-2003, 02:45 PM:

Her'e is our new janitor as the theater. An better job for Johnny English !!
[IMG]

[/IMG]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 02:50 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 01:25 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-16-2003, 12:34 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2003, 01:19 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-18-2003, 04:58 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2003, 01:11 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2003, 01:18 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-21-2003, 12:46 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-21-2003, 09:56 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-21-2003, 10:37 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-21-2003, 11:05 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 07:40 PM:

Venison Sandwich...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2003, 11:10 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-24-2003, 08:04 PM:

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-29-2003, 03:27 PM:

An example of the scary things one can run into at anime cons: [Eek!]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-29-2003, 11:15 PM:

Hello, My name is Monica...

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-31-2003, 02:27 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 08:13 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-31-2003, 08:29 PM:

Going to the bathroom has never been so much fun.

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 05-31-2003, 09:20 PM:

How do you apply for this job? [Big Grin]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 11:51 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 04:37 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 01:49 AM:

Is this what they mean when they say Bi-Partisan?

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:08 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:11 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:12 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:14 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:16 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:17 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 11:19 AM:

Posted by Kris Brunton (Member # 432) on 06-03-2003, 03:41 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 02:57 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-04-2003, 07:06 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-04-2003, 07:21 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 08:30 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 07:40 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-06-2003, 08:34 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-07-2003, 12:02 AM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-08-2003, 08:34 PM:

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 06-17-2003, 10:01 PM:

Foo Bar or FUBAR?

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-17-2003, 11:30 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-18-2003, 02:17 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-18-2003, 02:19 AM:

Rated PG13

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-18-2003, 02:26 AM:

Rated PG

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-18-2003, 11:25 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-21-2003, 08:08 PM:

Rated PG

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-21-2003, 08:10 PM:

rated PG

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-28-2003, 08:45 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-28-2003, 08:47 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-28-2003, 08:50 PM:

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 06-29-2003, 12:31 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 06-30-2003, 08:46 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 07-02-2003, 02:38 AM:

Rated G

EMERGENCY PHONE

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 07-27-2003, 03:41 PM:

They should have cast Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean) in LOTR instead of Elijah Wood.

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 07-29-2003, 09:54 AM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 07-29-2003, 01:28 PM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 07-29-2003, 01:29 PM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 08-05-2003, 02:43 PM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 08-05-2003, 02:44 PM:

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 08-05-2003, 02:45 PM:

Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 09-29-2003, 08:31 AM:

Here is the latest one making the rounds.

Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 09-29-2003, 03:24 PM:

Posted by Chris Greenwell (Member # 1660) on 09-29-2003, 03:52 PM:

Posted by German Marin (Member # 918) on 10-01-2003, 08:29 PM:

... and finally Nemo was found!

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-02-2003, 04:22 AM:

AWWW For cryin out loud!

For the last time thats Marlin! [Mad]

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 10-02-2003, 01:21 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 10-07-2003, 09:38 PM:

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 10-08-2003, 12:46 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-08-2003, 01:28 AM:

Great pic...that REALLY looks FAKE!

>>> Phil

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 10-08-2003, 02:35 AM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 12-01-2003, 10:05 PM:

Posted by Nicholas Suchyta (Member # 2050) on 12-02-2003, 04:07 AM:

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Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 12-08-2003, 02:33 AM:

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Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 12-13-2003, 01:05 AM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 12-13-2003, 02:37 AM:

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 12-13-2003, 01:25 PM:

Rated: G

Bob--the shot on page 15 of this thread might look fake, but this shot (below) is real. I took it a few years ago in Shrewsbury, MA.

page.

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 12-15-2003, 01:08 AM:

Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 12-18-2003, 10:06 AM:

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-18-2003, 08:47 PM:

Rated R:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 01-01-2004, 12:38 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2004, 08:18 PM:

Ouuuu LA LA!

>>> Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2004, 08:56 PM:

>>> Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2004, 09:03 PM:

Another reason to drink responsibly....

>>> Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2004, 09:04 PM:

>>> Phil

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-14-2004, 06:37 AM:

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-14-2004, 06:40 AM:

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-14-2004, 06:42 AM:

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-14-2004, 06:53 AM:

A translation might be in order. The questions asked are 1) if they care that the products they buy are made by children and 2) do you do anything to control it.
Her answers are 1) Yes, kids have no feeling for quality, and it shows in the end product and 2) no.

And again: The man is asked if he chooses to not buy fruit that comes from Chile, and he answers that he never goes shopping, he´s been married for many years...

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-14-2004, 10:31 AM:

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Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 01-15-2004, 11:19 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 02-05-2004, 02:35 AM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 02-21-2004, 08:02 PM:

Posted by Kyle Watkins (Member # 986) on 02-21-2004, 08:24 PM:

A Parents Nighmare

Posted by Nicholas Suchyta (Member # 2050) on 02-29-2004, 10:46 PM:

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-27-2004, 10:53 PM:

Rated PG13

I'm Back!

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-30-2004, 11:19 PM:

Rated PG

MARY-KATE OLSEN'S NEW ROLE MODEL

Posted by Gerard S. Cohen (Member # 994) on 07-12-2004, 02:18 PM:

HONESTY IN WASHINGTON

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 10-17-2004, 05:40 PM:

I am trying to upload a pic from an e-mail I received and am having trouble doing so. Can someone please give me some step-by-step instructions?

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 10-17-2004, 11:03 PM:

The step by step instructions are on the upload page. Its easy! I had trouble uploading them when this feature was new but just keep trying and you'll figure it out.

Mark

Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-05-2005, 03:23 AM:

Guess who's back?
[Cool]

Posted by Michael Gonzalez (Member # 593) on 07-18-2005, 09:11 PM:

Chia-Pet...

Posted by Michael Gonzalez (Member # 593) on 07-18-2005, 09:13 PM:

The episode we never got to see...

Posted by Michael Gonzalez (Member # 593) on 07-18-2005, 09:16 PM:

Women Drivers...

Posted by Gerard S. Cohen (Member # 994) on 11-09-2005, 01:58 PM:

[IMG]Desktop/My Documents/My Pictures/Our Prez[/IMG]

[Can't post image--Sorry. Can't seem to delete post.]

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 11-09-2005, 11:36 PM:

...no file extention (e.g. .jpg, .gif, .bmp) on the end of "My Prez" to define what kind of picture file it is.. - let alone the required pixel size of 500 pixels to be posted here.

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 09-14-2007, 09:16 PM:

It has been 673 days since the last post.

Posted by Frank Dubrois (Member # 3042) on 09-14-2007, 09:16 PM:

MORE PICTURES!!!

Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 09-18-2007, 02:12 PM:

Do you have any, Frank? Then start posting.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-29-2008, 05:48 PM:

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 02-01-2008, 08:11 PM:

ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH

I THINK WE ALL HAVE SPOKEN TO HIM!

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow,

Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up,

and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-02-2008, 01:22 PM: