Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: corporate slogans

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Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 03-09-2002, 10:44 PM:

A local trash-hauling company (Sorrentino Trucking) has the following slogan painted on their trucks: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back."

(yes, really!)

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 03-10-2002, 03:07 AM:

Rated PG

Greetings from the land of the thrice kissed ass.
Here's a few from Las Vegas (all of these are or were real too):

Las Vegas Plumbing: "Where a flush beats a full house"

Nevada House of Hose: "Happiness is a good hose job"

Nevada Nut and Bolt: "Happiness is a good screw"

Gordon Biersch Brewing Company: Painted on the sides of their trucks "Driver carries no taps"

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 03-10-2002, 07:41 PM:

Phone message at tri state crematory
You kill em we grill them

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-10-2002, 10:56 PM:

Gord, do you mean " You beat'em , you eat'em?"

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-11-2002, 08:07 AM:

A long time ago British Rail had a slogan 'This is the age of the train', which acquired a double meaning because most of the trains were (and still are) rusty, uncomfortable, dangerous and extremely old.

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 11-05-2004, 01:13 PM:

It has been 970 days since the last post.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 01:13 PM:

Rated G George in Iowa

My all time favorite slogan was a billboard I used to pass The candidates last name was Lawless,and all of his advertising held the same simple message:

Lawless for Sheriff! [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 01:17 PM:

Rated G

The late John Tower's--Texas' first Republican Senator since reconstruction-- name belied his physical stature.

In one of his campaigns he used the slogan "Texas Needs a Tower in the Senate."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-06-2005, 08:08 AM:

Rated G

I think members of film-tech will enjoy shopping here.

http://www.nakedzombie.com

[Big Grin]