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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2002, 11:55 AM:
 
Cut and Paste into your URL
here
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-18-2002, 04:11 PM:
 
This is a good one.

Click here: http://www.bigfatbaby.com/newfun2/flash/saddam.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2002, 11:57 AM:
 
See the Reindeer run over Osama

http://www.goofyfun.com/cmas/osamareindeer.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2002, 07:34 AM:
 
This is cute.

Song page
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2003, 05:26 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

I think you will all like this one.

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-19-2003, 03:28 PM:
 
Rated G

Thank the members of the Armed services.

Please visit the Department of Defense web page below and sign in thanking the men and women of the U.S. military services for defending our freedom. The compiled list of names will be sent out to our soldiers at the end of the month. So far, there are only about 2 .7 million names. What a shame. National Military Appreciation Month. The entire exercise takes 10 seconds. Please pass it on to your e-mail friends.

http://www.defendamerica.mil/nmam.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-13-2003, 05:10 AM:
 
Rated G Here is one to boggle your mind.

Please post if you solve it.

http://www.cyberglass.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2003, 08:05 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This should make you smile. [Smile]

http://www.byjoy.com/AdamsPets.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-07-2003, 03:04 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is Great! I wish I knew how they did it. Please pass on to your loved ones.

http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-11-2003, 12:59 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is NOT for Maartini drinkers..BEERDrinkers only. [Smile]

Click here: http://www.mikeleo.com/beer/beer.swf

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 04-12-2003, 10:52 AM:
 
quote:
Rated G Here is one to boggle your mind.

Please post if you solve it.

http://www.cyberglass.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf

Hi Bob, and everyone else...

You said to post when we worked this out - well i only just stumbled across this tonight, and after playing with it for a few minutes, and going "ooh, how clever" I worked it out.

I wont give it away completely, just yet - lets just say that you need to be looking at mulitples of a given number... that may give you a clue.

This is stuff we should all remember from High school maths - and if you are itching to know, then email me [Smile]

Cheers,

M@
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-15-2003, 07:23 AM:
 
Rated PG [Smile]

This works great!


http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf
 
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 04-18-2003, 10:11 AM:
 
not very interactive, but very funny

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=gray3.mpg

caution: if you have never been to stileproject.com, dont click the link (sugestive images)
 
Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 04-18-2003, 11:48 AM:
 
Homestar Runner

Particularly in Toons - Features - Strong Bad's Email
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-04-2003, 04:16 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] This is incredible and a lot of fun.

http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/AskAlice/Clock.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 02:31 PM:
 
Rated G or PG or R Maybe even X [Smile] [Eek!]

Your Prison Bitch Name

http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2003, 10:02 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Great on Days that Rain - Frog

http://www.webforwards.com/fly_eatin.swf

Click on his belly
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-04-2003, 09:01 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Happy Fourth of July

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1472112474
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-10-2003, 06:38 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] On line Clock

http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/AskAlice/Clock.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-18-2003, 01:38 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Never Forget

http://64.177.83.63/liberty/email.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-14-2003, 04:15 PM:
 
Just type in address and zip code to get an ariel picture of your house.

http://terraserver-usa.com/address.aspx
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-16-2003, 08:58 PM:
 
You can trust thid polish clock.

http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~yugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/03/index.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-20-2003, 10:11 AM:
 
Here's looking at you. Move your mouse ovet picture.

http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/eye.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-23-2003, 05:16 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is weird but true!

Guess your brain can only do the first command! While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

NOW EXPLAIN THAT ONE!! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-04-2003, 11:34 AM:
 
Turn up your speakers and enjoy a trip back in time.

http://www.jimspages.com/57CHEVY.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-06-2003, 05:30 AM:
 
Stress Test

http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-15-2003, 05:00 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] This is for Cat Lovers

Go to this site (link is below) to see something awesome!

I don't have a clue how they got this to work.

If you tease her with the mouse pointer on her chest or stomach she will purr,and I got her to meow also,by rubbing her forehead with the pointer.If you make a slow circle around her body, not only will her head/eyes follow your pointer,but toward the top, her paw will go up,and when in front of her paws at the bottom, her foot comes out like she wants to play with your mousepointer.

(Don't hold the mouse down,just move it) Enjoy!

http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-14-2003, 10:49 AM:
 
Take this test and see how you do.

Click here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-15-2003, 06:31 AM:
 
This is incredible

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-20-2003, 03:19 PM:
 
Rated G :)Shine on Shine on Harvest Moon

http://media.euniverse.com/www_castlemountains_net/flash/09_2003/harvest_moon.swf

[ 10-21-2003, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-20-2003, 09:34 PM:
 
Rated R for Language, nudity (dithered), and general insanity.

Why don't you show a little Irrational Exuberance?
(requires flash and a browser that knows that swf is flash. Otherwise it will just look like a bunch of text that doesn't make sense.)

Those of you who have improperly configured flash plug-ins, or computers to slow to run full screen flash, You should express your irrational exuberance here here instead.

[ 10-21-2003, 02:09 AM: Message edited by: Mike Olpin ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-23-2003, 05:57 PM:
 
Rated PU for Hold your nose. [Smile]

Turn up your sound If you have to copy and past into your URL

http://www.unfilteredfilms.com/badman/movies/smellnice.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2003, 06:43 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is fun

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 06:38 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Veterans Day

http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/bob/On-A-Rock/On-A-Rock.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2003, 06:33 AM:
 
Wolley Bulley Cootie Dance

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/cooties.htm

[ 11-14-2003, 02:07 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-18-2003, 05:37 AM:
 
Interview with God

http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup3.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2003, 04:00 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston, Ont.

Think you can you fly a helicopter? Okay, go ahead and give it your best shot.Click on the helicopter,hold the left mouse key down to go up and release the key to go down.

But take heed, don't start with this darn thing...it'll drive you nuts!!!



http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-23-2003, 07:40 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] For Seniors [Smile]



Donna in Phoenix


http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jwwaller/elvis/
 
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 11-23-2003, 09:29 PM:
 
Rated PG

Trailers for movies are begging to sound a lot like this.

http://modernhumorist.com/mh/0203/moviecliche/moviecliche.mp3
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 08:55 AM:
 
Duplicate will use space later today
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 11-25-2003, 12:47 PM:
 
Very Cute, Rated PG for thong:) [Razz]

http://worldzonepro.com/webdude/kozo.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2003, 01:29 PM:
 
Rated R Click to see if there is life after film-tech

http://www.bertaut.com/festival1.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2003, 10:06 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

ARE YOU A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER? TRY THIS OUT.

BY LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A PERSON, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF HE IS A PROGRAM LANGUAGE INVENTOR OR A SERIAL KILLER.

GO WITH YOUR GUT FEELING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT....


http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 06:09 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is for members with with children. Gather them around the screen.

All I Need To Know About Life
http://www.my-tgif.com/cowbutterfly.gif
I Learned From A Cow



http://www.my-tgif.com/cowhappy.gif
Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

Don't cry over spilled milk.
http://www.my-tgif.com/cowcarrymilk.gif

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowani.gif
When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste!

http://www.my-tgif.com/coweatgrass.gif

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

http://www.my-tgif.com/cow_moo.gif
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowherd.gif
It's better to be seen and not herd.


http://www.my-tgif.com/cowswave.gif
Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.


Never take any bull from anybody.
http://www.my-tgif.com/bull.gif

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowbossy.jpg
Always let them know who's bossy!

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowpie.gif
Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowblackwhite.gif
Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.


http://www.my-tgif.com/cowflowers.gif
Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS,BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!

 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 08:55 AM:
 
Merry Christmas

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0261976204

[ 12-11-2003, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 11:40 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Ed in Boston

1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (not area code).

2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add last 4 digits of your phone number again
7. Subtract 250
8. Lastly, divide by 2

Is this your phone number??? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2003, 07:47 AM:
 
This is trully trully spectacular....

Is anyone out there?


There is stereo music to listen too as well. If you wish to view a 'frame' just put your curson on the small sliding button in the lower left side and hold it, and the 'viewed frame' will stop. Then just release the cursor and it will start again.

Awesome!

Absolutely awesome!

http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2003, 06:18 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Dennis A. Somewhere in the USA

http://www.twistedradio.com/download/whitetrashvideo.swf

[ 12-22-2003, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2003, 10:21 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston, Ont.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7/LightningBugs.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2003, 07:39 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston, Ont.

cute animation

Move Your Mouse Slowly Over The Bears
http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier


At the end just keep the mouse in one place. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2004, 11:07 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

TO THE SWEET TATERS IN MY LIFE

http://www.americanbridge.com/taters.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-14-2004, 07:06 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

If you close your eyes you might think you are in Rochester, New York [Smile]

http://www.edu.gov.nf.ca/snow/photo.htm

[ 01-21-2004, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-20-2004, 09:29 PM:
 
Rated R [Smile] Designed to clean your monitor: Please move your cursor and clean your screen.

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf

[ 01-21-2004, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-29-2004, 09:23 PM:
 
Rated G

Penguin game very cool

If you want to drive yourself nuts, try this for awhile - have fun !! It will help if you've played baseball once or twice in your life but, just keep clicking.
I scored 316.6 [Smile]

http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf

[ 01-30-2004, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-30-2004, 11:21 AM:
 
This is for Cat Lovers

http://www.computerpranks.com/download/programs/fun/swf/chowmein.swf

[ 02-10-2004, 06:34 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2004, 07:10 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Subject: Brain Tease I scored 16 - Bob

This is based on United States & andCanadian information, so use both sides of your brain.

This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 27 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives.

How many can you get right?

These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around!

No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 20?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!!


Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show many you got correct.

Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you. LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU

REALLY ARE. Here we go!

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some people don't

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colours are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15. What is on the back of a Canadian dime?

16. How many sides does a stop sign have?

17. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

18. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

19. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

20. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy,Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

21. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

22. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

23. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?

24. On the back of a Canadian $1 coin, what is in the center?

25. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

26. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

27. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

**********************************************************************

Don't look at answers below until you complete all the questions.

1. Bottom

2. 50 (please tell me you got this one!)

3. Right

4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold

5. 1, 0

6. Right

7. 20

8. Red

9. 88

10. Clockwise (north of the equator)

11. Towards bottom right

12. 12 (no #,1)

13. Left

14. Clockwise as you look at it

15. The Bluenose

16. 8

17. Left

18. 5

19. 6

20. Bashful

21. 8

22. Ace of spades

23. Left

24. Loon

25. *, #

26. 3

27. Counter
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2004, 04:04 PM:
 
Duplicate post - will reuse later
 
Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 02-25-2004, 04:30 PM:
 
http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf

My Best 260 ft.

Click once to ready beast
Click again to hit bird.
 
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 02-25-2004, 10:46 PM:
 
OHH YEAH!!! 324.4

But I'm not even gonna try and match your mad carzy singing skills [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-04-2004, 09:16 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Don't smell your Finger [Smile]

Click here: http://file.sugarqube.com/Cards/jblo_TheWormGame.swf?PL=L400x300

Have Fun. [Smile]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-19-2004, 10:05 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] In Six Days

http://www.bozzetto.com/Flash/Life.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-21-2004, 09:57 AM:
 
Rated R [Smile]

I think you will enjoy this

http://www.punchbaby.com/great.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-16-2004, 10:03 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Great Beer Commercial


http://www.laserp.com/good_beer2.htm

Link not working check back later.
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-08-2004, 08:59 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here: - Zoom-flash

1. Click on the link

2. Insert your coin

3. Choose your beverage

4. Click on the cup after it fills

5. Click on the word APRI

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-31-2004, 11:13 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE:


http://web.icq.com/friendship/swf/0,,16961_rs,00.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-31-2004, 11:48 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Have Fun

http://www.neen.org/demo/parade.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-01-2005, 08:42 AM:
 
Rated X [Smile]

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-01-2005, 08:43 AM:
 
Rated R [Smile]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2005, 12:42 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston

This is cute. on a bad weather day - let me know your new name!! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.Send it on to everyone you
know, including the person that sent it to you.Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,if we are honest,we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name,put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,so they know you participated. And don't go all adult--a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject.And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-20-2005, 11:32 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Diane in Reno

http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/U_thrill_me/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-20-2005, 12:02 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Check this out: Earthquake in Far East

http://staff.aist.go.jp/kenji.satake/animation.gif
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2005, 05:15 PM:
 
For our Seniors............................

http://members.aol.com/ceclausen/page2/senior.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2005, 05:28 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

THE BIRTH OF A HUMMINGBIRD....


This is truly amazing. Be sure to click on NEXT PAGE at the bottom of each page; there are 5 pages in all. A lady found a hummingbird nest and got pictures all the way from the egg to leaving the nest. Took 24 days from birth to flight. Because you'll probably never in your lifetime see this again, enjoy....


http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail.com/verle33/HummingBirdNest

[ 02-06-2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-06-2005, 11:13 AM:
 
Rated GF for Good Fun........... [Smile]

Think you can you fly a helicopter? Okay, go ahead and give it your best shot.Click on the helicopter,hold the left mouse key down to go up and release the key to go down.

But take heed, don't start with this thing...it'll drive you nuts!!!

Click on the site below:

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

[ 03-16-2005, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-17-2005, 09:21 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Brain Teaser

http://www.ripleys.com/games/iq.html

Have Fun [Confused]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-23-2005, 09:17 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

What kind of a dog are you?


Click here: http://gone2thedogs.com/game/preloader.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-18-2005, 02:00 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Try this.....pretty cool.

Go to the site shown below. This will boggle your mind.
Take your time and follow the instructions. After reading each window, "click" on the boy in the lower right corner.

You will be amazed and no,I don't know how it's done . [Smile]

http://digicc.com/fido/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-28-2005, 09:57 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Well, looks like I have just over a year left. I will see you all up there. [Smile]

http://www.blogthings.com/whatagewillyoudiequiz/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-28-2005, 10:10 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Navigate the Maze - it's harder than it looks [Big Grin]

http://tinyurl.com/597tl
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-09-2005, 10:19 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Dennis in Yonkers

Please send this out to all your family and friends, so they
are aware of their surroundings!!!

Pass this along...especially to people with kids.

JUST TYPE IN THE ZIP CODE TO FIND AN OFFENDER IN YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD


You will be amazed with how many are living in your area,
so please be aware.

Just click the link at the bottom and type ONLY your ZIP code.
http://www.criminalcheck.com

I don't believe that this directory is complete/up to date.
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-18-2005, 10:24 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is a test for the eyes: Good Luck

http://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-23-2005, 06:06 PM:
 
Rated XXX [Smile]

Will probably get an academy award. [Big Grin]

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=161133
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-28-2005, 09:55 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Have Fun:

http://www.viceking.net/bubblewrap.swf/bubblewrap1.swf

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-19-2005, 04:03 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Enjoy this puzzle: Wait for the Dog to come out. [Big Grin]

http://www.riversongs.com/Flas/today.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-26-2005, 07:59 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

TEST YOUR REFLEXES:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-14-2005, 05:07 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here: http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

Use your mouse
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-22-2005, 11:40 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

THIS IS FANTASTIC


http://www.spiritisup.com/colors1.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-30-2005, 07:28 PM:
 
Try this for a laugh.. [Big Grin]

http://www.politicsol.com/humor/yankee-baseball-booster.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-28-2005, 11:15 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

http://www.inlibertyandfreedom.com/Flash/Think_It_Over.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-10-2005, 05:52 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup-frame.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-31-2005, 04:50 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

For the beer drinkers take the Coors Challenge. [Big Grin]

http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2005, 06:22 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Men & Women:

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-07-2005, 09:19 AM:
 
One of the most creative pieces I have seen!

Move your cursor & watch what happens, it is delightful and strangely addicting.

You won't want to stop messing with it. Just use the pointer and click on one or more of the boxes in the upper right corner.

Keep your sound on.

www.chezmaya.com/applet/valentin.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2005, 12:29 PM:
 
Happy Birthday

https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/holiday/usmc/2005_playmovie.asp?isc=gdg1110&se=%2B
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2005, 11:48 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Seniors:


http://www.libertyhigh56.net/special%20pages/seniors/seniors.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-15-2005, 01:28 PM:
 
Click below:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/skywalk.asp
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-15-2005, 03:33 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051123/ap_on_fe_st/obit_ugliest_dog

[ 11-24-2005, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2005, 03:57 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Winners of the I Look Like My Dog Contest

http://www.flyaboveall.com/dogs.htm

[ 11-21-2005, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-30-2005, 08:32 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

The Great Challenge: Post your Score. Mine is 49


http://www.downloadlab.com/chickenandeggs.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2005, 09:59 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here: http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2529/4candles.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2005, 12:01 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Worth a listen if you love red neck humor…

http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2005, 12:02 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Thanks to Gordon Bachlund

Worth a listen if you love red neck humor…

http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2005, 12:09 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here: http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2529/4candles.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2005, 12:11 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Ed in Aurora, Ont. CA

Really impressed with this web page, didn't think that photos so old would still exist. I had a good laugh.

World School Photographs

This really is amazing, check it out! This web site actually has class photographs of almost every school in the world.

Unless you went to school when cameras weren't invented, you will find a photo of yourself or at least your classmates.

Click on the link below: or copy and paste Enter the name of your school and year that you were there.

www.worldschoolphotographs.com <http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/>

[ 12-06-2005, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-06-2005, 08:15 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2005, 06:22 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

BABY'S BATH

Make sure your volume is turned on.


http://terrisfp.com/flash8/toot.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2005, 08:06 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click here:

http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2005, 05:06 PM:
 
Rated G

Check out Jackson Pollack:

http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2005, 09:15 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Enter your address...it will show your house on a map... all the little colored boxes are Sex Offenders near you... click on them and you get a name, address & picture of the person along with his crime... pretty amazing and scary...it shows you where they live in proximity to your home and the local schools.


http://www.familywatchdog.us/Search.asp
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2005, 12:35 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

XMas Card......


Click here: http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2005, 12:42 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Hank in Simi Valley

This is simply amazing!

For those of you who appreciate pen and ink drawing, this is amazing. AND it shows just how to use some of those goofy "paint" programs on your computer!

Nothing untoward happens at the end, either.

http://www.pelourinho.com/movies/c003702/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2005, 03:30 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Merry Christmas:


http://www.jsmagic.net/emissarypage4/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2005, 11:38 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston Ont. CA

A yule-tide thing.

Click Below:

http://www.reuters.hu/card_dom/index_content.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2005, 02:04 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

A Christmas Puzzle:

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2005, 06:48 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

[Big Grin]

Click here: http://www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/card_16961_rs.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2005, 09:47 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Happy New Year:


http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2006, 02:52 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click below and stop complaining!


http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2006, 07:54 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Meet Jesus:

http://www.e7.pl/~casha/swf/theif.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2006, 02:53 PM:
 
The Wrong Army

Click Below:

http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/THEWRONGARMY.HTML

[ 01-17-2006, 07:30 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-21-2006, 11:02 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf

[ 02-02-2006, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2006, 02:52 PM:
 
Rated PG [Smile]

Cut & Paste into URL... Turn up Sound

http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

[ 02-10-2006, 08:18 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2006, 12:59 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This Is Great: Scratch and sniff: INCREDIBLE


http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/

[ 02-10-2006, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-21-2006, 01:44 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

A quiz for to-day.


Emailing: real_or_hoax1


The message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:

Shortcut to:
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/4462/real_or_hoax1.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-01-2006, 02:07 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Keep the Ball in the air.

Don't be shy.... click on it



http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-01-2006, 03:18 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Ed in Aurora, Ont.

This is offered for your Sunday morning - deep thinking session !! Have a cup of coffee before tackling this.


Fun science test

Here's a very interesting and fun test - also links to many 'brainy' discoveries. Have fun!

p.s. If anyone scores 20/20 I don't want to hear about it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-02-2006, 01:23 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Check Gas prices by zip code....you may be able to save some cash. I pay 2.93 in Manhattan and 2.08 in New Jersey whenI visit my daughter. [Smile]

http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-03-2006, 02:08 PM:
 
Rated R [Smile]

Turn up the volume and have a good laugh!



Enjoy...



https://home.comcast.net/~jfmelnick/fruitcakelady.wmv
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-09-2006, 10:47 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Hank in Simi Valley

Click below:

http://upchucky.net/~upchucky/flash-fun/farmer-donkey.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-17-2006, 04:49 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click Below:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-22-2006, 08:30 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click Below:

Can you do this?


http://marketplace.espeakers.com/movie.php?sid=5290&aid=10558
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-22-2006, 08:46 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Send this to your children and grandchildren


http://clarako.com/I_Like_You.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2006, 11:50 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Extremely interesting:


http://worldometers.info/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2006, 08:54 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click Here:


http://upchucky.com/games/hairball-bowling.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-17-2006, 08:32 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Click link:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-26-2006, 08:57 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BukAy_dko&mode=related&search=
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-29-2006, 09:14 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Space Shots:


http://www.care2.com/ecards/p/8020-3532-10346-2209
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-29-2006, 04:54 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BukAy_dko&mode=related&search=
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-13-2006, 07:33 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Monkey with a death wish.

Link

[ 01-17-2007, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Adam Martin ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2006, 07:28 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Birthday Calendar


It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that?

This is cool. After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the nite you were born. This is neat.



http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-11-2006, 07:25 AM:
 
Rated G [Eek!]

This has been tested on many people, and hardly anyone found the three differences.

I can only manage to find 2. Let me know if you find all three.

The third may be impossible to find. Click on the link below to see the two pictures.

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-17-2006, 01:32 PM:
 
Rated G Ross in Pittsburg

OUR AGE BY EATING OUT


Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

[ 10-30-2006, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-30-2006, 09:32 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

This is the COOLEST clock I have seen yet!!
A new one!! Look closely at it!! Amazing!!


http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2006, 04:54 PM:
 
[b]Rated G [Smile]

You will be amazed!

http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2006, 04:54 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

You will be amazed!

http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-17-2007, 02:59 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Honda Commercial

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-18-2007, 08:26 PM:
 
Rated G thru X Back to G [Smile]

Click Below:

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-30-2007, 07:29 PM:
 
Rated XXX [Smile] Ed in Aurora, Ont.

Click and Play:

http://www.hornygamer.com/games/concentration.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-04-2007, 10:07 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Denny in Yonkers

CLEANING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MONITOR


You know that you have to clean the inside of an aquarium occasionally. This is usually done with a magnetic brush attached to the inside of the aquarium and it's controlled with a magnetic wand from the outside.

Well, now there's a similar tool for the inside of your monitor, which is controlled by moving your mouse. You may have seen it or used it before, but it's time to clean it again.

Click here on the web site below: It really works!! You'll see a lot brighter.



http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2007, 03:14 PM:
 
Rated R [Smile]

Scratch and Sniff:

http://www.slabearkazad.com:80/sniff/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-01-2007, 07:34 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Fascinating facts presented here and I LOVE the music playing in the background… When you’ve got a few moments. . . .




http://www.scottmcleod.org/didyouknow.wmv
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-06-2007, 05:49 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Enjoy: Find out who you really are!

http://www.tomorrowland.us/
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2007, 08:38 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Check How smart you are.


http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.htm
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2007, 09:35 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Watch this Japanese Illusionist/street magician at work. Apparently he's a young guy who disguises himself as an elderly man. This guy is GOOD!


Enjoy.


http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/grandpajapan.wmv
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-11-2007, 11:30 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

I got one wrong [Smile]

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life.Get paper and pencil and number from 1 to 20.

NUMBER 1-20, Write the letter of each answer and score at the end. Then, best of all, before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line, send to friends AND HAVE FUN!!!!


1. In the 1940's, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?

a. On the floor shift knob
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used?

a. Capture lightning bugs
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing
c. Large salt shaker

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?

a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing g u! m nam ed for a game of chance?

a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps!

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II

a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?

a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?

a. Strips of dried peanut butter
b. Chocolate licorice bars
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

8. How was Butch wax used?

a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing
c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust

9 Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?

a With clamps, tightened by a skate key
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot
c. Long pieces of twine

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?

a. Consider all the facts
b. Ask Mom
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's - 50's

a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio

12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"

a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?

a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c. Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?

a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?

a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c. Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?

a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure

17. Why di d your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?

a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum.

b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items

c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos

18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?

a Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song "Cabdriver" a hit?

a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?

a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin

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ANSWERS

1. b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe , took till the late '60's to catch on.

2. b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top.

4. a ) Blackjack Gum

5. b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8 a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck.

10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. c) Polio. In beginning o f August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease.

12. b) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

13. c) Macaroni.

14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17. b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store.

18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19. a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.

20. a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.

SCORING

17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share your wisdom!
12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but you're getting there.

0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-14-2008, 09:35 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Dave in Aurora, Ont.

Alzheimer's Test:


The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now, go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

I betcha' you can't resist passing this one on!
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-11-2008, 04:45 PM:
 
Rated G [Smile] Ed in Aurora, Ont.

CLICK ON THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN, AND READ THE NEWS FOR THAT YEAR.

THIS IS INTERESTING........

_1900_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1900.html )
_1901_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1901.html )
_1902_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1902.html )
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_1911_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1911.html )
_1912_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1912.html )
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_1918_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1918.html )
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_1951_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1951.html )
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_1953_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1953.html )
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_1962_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1962.html )
_1963_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1963.html )
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_1971_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1971.html )
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_1977_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1977.html )
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_2005_ (http://www.infoplease.com/year/2005.html )
_2006_ (http://www.infoplease.com/year/2006.html
 
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-18-2008, 11:16 AM:
 
Rated G [Smile]

Try this web site and turn up the sound. This clever piece originated in Australia.It is so well done most folks don't realize how much info he is sharing!

Just click once on the link below or paste it. Be sure your speakers are on.

Photos by NASA.

CLICK HERE:

http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf
 




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