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Posted by Gerard S. Cohen (Member # 994) on 01-31-2003, 01:42 PM:
Ways of saying " I Love You "
>
> With winter upon us and love in the air,> I thought you'd
> like to know how to say "I LOVE YOU" in 20 different
> languages:
>
> 1. English..................................I Love You
> 2. Spanish................................Te Amo
> 3. French.................................Je T'aime
> 4. German................................Ich Liebe Dich
> 5. Japanese............................Ai Shite Imasu
> 6. Italian..................................Ti Amo
> 7. Chinese................................Wo Ai Ni
> 8. Swedish...............................Jag Alskar
> 9. Latin...................................Ego Amo Te
> 10. - 20. Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia,> North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi,
> Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee .............Nice Tits
>
Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 04-17-2013, 05:53 PM:
It has been 3729 days since the last post.
Posted by Gordon Bachlund (Member # 124) on 04-17-2013, 05:53 PM:
Rated PG...
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the commode. Please advise."
Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 10-18-2015, 02:23 PM:
It has been 913 days since the last post.