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Posted by Mark Ogden (Member # 43) on 02-15-2003, 06:16 PM:
A man walks into a doctor's office. . . .
. . . and says to the doctor: "Doc, tell me honestly, how much longer do I have to live?"
Doctor says: "Ten".
Man goes: "Ten? Ten what? Ten years, ten months, ten days?"
Doctor says: "Ten. . .nine. . .eight. . .seven. . ."
. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly, what's wrong with me."
Doctor says: "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
Man says: "Give me the bad news first."
Doc says: "You're dying of cancer."
Man says: "Geez, that's terrible. What's the good news?"
Doctor goes: "I'm banging my new receptionist!"
. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly what's wrong with me!"
Doctor says: "It's pretty bad. You're dying of cancer."
Man says: "Geez, that's awful news."
Doctor goes: "It's worse, you also have Alsheimer's."
Man says: "Oh, thank God. I though for a minute I had cancer."
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